@SpectateSwamp said:
I came in LAST. If you are going to be last be VERY last.I guess that explains your ranking in the Great Desktop Search Showdown of 2008.
HINT: you failed so miserably, even the LAST place entrants surpassed you.
@SpectateSwamp said:
I came in LAST. If you are going to be last be VERY last.I guess that explains your ranking in the Great Desktop Search Showdown of 2008.
HINT: you failed so miserably, even the LAST place entrants surpassed you.
@TDC said:
I hope you didn't try to eat them: That's how they usually take control of humans.The white ones are harmless. It's the yellow buggers you need to worry about. :P
@spenk said:
... while the phone also acts as a reminder alarm.But, with SSRR, you can have random alarms alarming all day long!
I believe SpectateSwamp is the evil half-twin (same father, different species mother) of Milton from Office Space.
@SpectateSwamp said:
I'm sure the Big mystery of computing is what has kept them [the MASSES] away from digital video in droves.Not that you'll understand this, SpectateSwamp, but here goes:
No, here is what keeps the MASSES away from <insert new-fangled technology subject here>:
People who are power-hungry, money-hungry, and/or retarded decide that they can make the greatest and easiest "utility" for the common man, but end up creating the most complex, pointless, absurdly difficult, and ugliest bastard-spawn that Lucifer himself would fear. Basking in love of their unholy creation, these morons then go around touting it to the common man as the greatest thing available, and the easist to use. The MASSES, not knowing any better, fall for this drivel as though they were eating Ambrosia because "hey, this is supposed to be the greatest thing available!", so they give it a whirl. After selling their soul in an attempt to reclaim sanity, they decide <new-fangled technology> is just too difficult and don't bother trying anything else, because everything else must be worse and/or more difficult.
Translation for SpectateSwamp:
SSDS no good no no good. booooooo! kill it before it kills you! Aaargh it burns! save the MASSES! oh, won't somebody think of the MASSES?!
@SpectateSwamp said:
This is the 3rd and final try at uploading the LAST bright and shiny flyer. After that I'll upload the various flyer video action jpgs (to Flickr), for You swampies to check out. See the Cloaked mother ship more easily this way. Now you know all my tricks. (video aliens, repeat keys for pure speed, desktop search, flowcharting, medicine stone power, gifted dino mummy hunter...) Capturing your local aliens on video is something everybody can enjoy.This reminds me of the winter of 82-83 in those dreary Nebraska blizzards. LOTS of little white snowy flyers EVERYWHERE! It was an attack I tell you! However, I didn't need no stinking camera to capture these flyers.
This sounds like the procedure of some Oracle developers we recently had on-site... Are you at Oracle or an Oracle-related shop?
@da Doctah said:
Obviously it wants you to stop for pie at Village Inn before proceeding to your destination.
TRWTF is that it doesn't suggest the route that first takes you straight down Country Club to Guadalupe.
.. and then once you start dying from the horrible food, you can skip on over to Banner where they will either:
A) take your temp and say 105F is just a mild fever and release you
or B) do nothing until your symptoms subside or kill you
@spenk said:
... while the phone also acts as a reminder alarm.But, with SSRR, you can have random alarms alarming all day long!
@Medezark said:
With an open mind, I will check out the source code when I get home tonight.
Too bad you can't do a backup of your brain first. Oh well, I hear the psyche wards are nice these days ....
@SpectateSwamp said:
This text randomness is almost as cool as random video with slow motion and freeze frame. Having the random last frame display for 4 or 6 seconds is quite interesting. Without randomness you got nothing.
Allow me to respond to your useless SSDS options with a quote directly from you:
@SpectateSwamp said:
As for useless options. <*snip bit about useful GPS feature for camcorder*> Boo useless options.
@TDC said:
I hope you didn't try to eat them: That's how they usually take control of humans.The white ones are harmless. It's the yellow buggers you need to worry about. :P
@SpectateSwamp said:
This is the 3rd and final try at uploading the LAST bright and shiny flyer. After that I'll upload the various flyer video action jpgs (to Flickr), for You swampies to check out. See the Cloaked mother ship more easily this way. Now you know all my tricks. (video aliens, repeat keys for pure speed, desktop search, flowcharting, medicine stone power, gifted dino mummy hunter...) Capturing your local aliens on video is something everybody can enjoy.This reminds me of the winter of 82-83 in those dreary Nebraska blizzards. LOTS of little white snowy flyers EVERYWHERE! It was an attack I tell you! However, I didn't need no stinking camera to capture these flyers.
@SpectateSwamp said:
SpectateSwamp knows
That is an oxymoron.
@SpectateSwamp said:
SpectateSwamp knows all about speed.
Liar.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Check it out
Absolutely not.
@SpectateSwamp said:
I hate bragging
Liar.
@SpectateSwamp said:
I hate bragging too much
Still a liar.
@SpectateSwamp said:
That's why SSDS is so speedy.
Are you trying to be ironic, witt, or sarcastic? SSDS = ULTIMATE FAIL
@SpectateSwamp said:
What else would you expect from a dude that can move that quickly.
You expect us to believe you can move quickly?
@SpectateSwamp said:
Being that I'm a know speed expert.
Citations needed. You are not a speed expert. The only thing I can think of that you would be qualified as an expert in is FAILURE.
@SpectateSwamp said:
I'm telling you that vent stack crawler has faster little legs than anything on the planet.
I'm telling you that you are the very definition of idiocy.
@SpectateSwamp said:
The afternoon of 19 October 2003 will go down as a turning point in Alien Video history. Big big day.
Liar.
@SpectateSwamp said:
For best viewing results use SSDS
Ha. Too funny. And, NO.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Be informed check them both.
Again, NO. I don't need to check them out to be informed of your stupidity.
@dtech said:
anyone who figures out which song I was playing
My magic decoder ring says "Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On", with "Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart" queued up.
@SpectateSwamp said:
Boy are you nieve.rc_pinchey is made of ice cream?