@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@hungrier said in In other news today...:
@Carnage said in In other news today...:
Burned CDRs are more expensive than pressed CDs, aren't they?
It turns out they had put out a line of bullshit about this:
They just needed to plug in their platinum plated IDE cable the other way around so that data flowed in the proper polarization.
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
@Benjamin-Hall Going to print minis for your games? I see this trend picking up. Now, if only there was a machine that would do the painting...
Just hire that out on fiverr. Lotsa starving artists thanks to the AI revolution
@sockpuppet7 said in The Official Status Thread:
@clippy summarize this conversation
: Your father was a hamster and your mother stank of elderberries.
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Time for afternoon caffeine fix.
First afternoon caffeine fix, right?
Ah yes, the flawless "I don't even know where to get steroids" defense
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
Bonus: Firefox wants to update too.
I've been ignoring Firefox's requests for months. I don't remember what changed in the update, but I remember it was a change for the worse (), and I have avoided it so far.
Welcome back, @Lorne-Kates!
@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF Bites:
Windows:
reg query <KeyName> /v <ValueName>If it successfully finds the registry key/value that you are looking for, it returns %errorlevel% = 0
If the registry key/value does not exist, it returns %errorlevel% = 1
Wait ... what? Isn't this backwards from the way everything else works? Isn't it supposed to be 0 for failure and 1 for success?
Fuxcking Microsoft. Consistently Inconsistent.
Return codes are generally 0 for success and otherwise for non-success.
@Bulb said in WTF Bites:
Microservices are a tool for decoupling things.
** sharpens blade **
Oh, I see you're getting your microservice into decoupling shape as well.
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error Autoplaying with audio while the embed box is nowhere near being scrolled into my screen? Hilarious. Can we fix our embed plugin to a non April Fools Day version?
Didn't autoplay on my machine
Google Chrome on Windows -- Or how I learned to stop worrying about the data collection and love the standard browser