@Carnage said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Now that I think about it, it probably already exists.
I does exist.
It's not an app but a robot, named @Tsaukpaetra
@Carnage said in Things that remind you of WDTWTF members:
Now that I think about it, it probably already exists.
I does exist.
It's not an app but a robot, named @Tsaukpaetra
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Our four are Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
You live in ?
@topspin said in WTF is happening with Windows 11? And nothing else:
ME was terrible
That's why ME stand for Mistake Edition
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Fuckin' bugs
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Especially at work when is approaching and the folder contains instructional images.
FTFY
@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Windows has decided that I want to to see a slide show of all the pictures
Microsoft knows better what you want than you do
@HardwareGeek said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
Because they don't have any QA.
They do, they just call them end users
@Tsaukpaetra said in Killed by Google:
I wouldn't want to influence the poor Alphabet too hard after all...
You should definitely get hired by Alphabet so we can experience Google's service crashing
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
but he typed it into YouTube
because it's so much easier to copy the sample code from YouTube
@HardwareGeek said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
to observe whether the machine is doing what it's supposed to be doing.
Just use a small camera with an embedded web server so you don't need to stay close to it
@Applied-Mediocrity I don't need instructions for that
@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
you're downloading the whole Internet...
That's a shitload of porn
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Now it's one of my top priorities, which is causing all sorts of downstream issues!
Of course, since it's never filled, everything else is never taken care of
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Where do you even find those devices?!
On the history channel
I have one in my collection of old hardware.
@Tsaukpaetra said in WTF is happening with Windows 11? And nothing else:
Recommend rebooting to see if that helps like it did this poor luser.
Reboot the luser or the PC?
FileUnder:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Weather Status:
The more lightnings they collect, the more charge will be in their cars' batteries fire.
FTFY
@izzion said in I, ChatGPT:
But the important question is... could you care less?
Yes, but not without a lobotomy
@Arantor said in WTF is happening with Windows 11? And nothing else:
This mechanism can cause significant performance issues regardless of your storage type or its speed.
IOW, on par with the rest of Windows
@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF is happening with Windows 10? And nothing else:
For some unknown Microsoft is completely and absolutely dedicated to making Windows as terrible as possible. And doing a damn fine job of it.
They have been doing it since November 1985, so they have a lot of experience doing it
@Tsaukpaetra is sharing is sex life with us:
I'm just sad that I don't have a physical source that doesn't require money to access.
@Dragoon said in In other news today...:
Now for something completely different: SCIENCE!
Unraveling the behavior of nanoconfined water and ice in extreme conditions
A study conducted in obviously
@BernieTheBernie Maybe once you click on the download link, you get a 404
FileUnder: your files are right where you left them
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:
But where will I get the current service packs from?
Edit: and
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Status Thread:
One sort of questionable behavior leads to another
Windows 10... shaved vulvas...
both will get f***ed
@BernieTheBernie I must have a 5.25" floppy drive somewhere
As for a place to plug it,
@Dragoon said in The Official Good Ideas Thread™:
Not sure that I have any 5.25" floppies left to even test it out
I have originals 5.25" floppies of Windows 2, somewhere.
Yes, I also have a
@izzion said in The Official Good Ideas Thread™:
And when the wolves attack your camp, time to push the manager at the wolves and for the meeting to end!
FTFY
@Zerosquare said in Nope:
I had to Google what AEM means. Now I wish I didn't.
I know, they make car performance stuff