Let's play Sidebar Madwords! If you want to play on other threads, simply change 'dlikhten' to the name of your choice.
dlikhten: [Reasonable statement] because of [list of bad reasons applicable only to pessimistic, specific situation]
MasterPlanSoftware: [list of reasons] are stupid because [list of good rebuttals]. [Reasonable statement] refuted because [list of overly optimistic reasons that only work in a perfect world]. [Humorous insult]!
dlikhten: [list of good rebuttals] are 1. wrong because of [misinformed reason] 2. you're an exception, but [unsubstantiated generalisation] 3. oh no, I actually meant [stream of nonsense] 4. [Software product] is powerful enough for anybody / is incapable and there is no alternative. Either way, you're still wrong.
MasterPlanSoftware: [Point by point refutation, showing good critical thinking skills, but still with an absurd faith in people's capability to be rational]. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about.
dlikhten: [Condescending rebuttal that misses the point or contradicts himself]. How can you dismiss [software product], it stopped me catching herpes! Also, [insult].
MasterPlanSoftware: [Actual rebuttal]. [Previous insult] yourself!
dlikhten: No, you're wrong! And like I said, [software product] can create world peace!
MasterPlanSoftware: No, you are! Also, you're stupid.
dlikhten: If my posts become illegible, MasterAsshatPlan will never win this argument! [nonsense]
[repeat any of the above 5 or 10 times]
MasterPlanSoftware: [Vain attempt to inform opponent of their flaws].
Lysis: MasterAsshatPlan SUCKS! I'm smart! Ho ho!