@El_Heffe said:
@Seahen said:
Today I was screwing a new motherboardOuch.
That's a spelling error. It should be "Today I was screwing a new motherbroad."
@El_Heffe said:
@Seahen said:
Today I was screwing a new motherboardOuch.
That's a spelling error. It should be "Today I was screwing a new motherbroad."
I suppose I should look into KeyPass; it's available for my Linux home system. I suppose there's a way to store the encrypted database on a server so I can use my passwords when I'm on somebody else's computer?
I do have an encrypted ASCII file holding all my passwords. It can only be decrypted using my PGP private key. I've had that PGP key pair since aboug 1992. Come to think of it, where is my backup of my PGP key pair? Must be somewhere on CD.
I had a beautiful Thai wife. When we had a kid she went into chastity and I went into shopping. Hooked up with an old friend of hers. For several years I had the wife in one town and the mistress in the other town and spend a few days with each. Then the good-looking wife decided to sell herself on the market, but the ugly mistress is still with me. They are still good friends. Each has a child by me and two boys are good friends too.
I am a polygamist in the sense that I believe it's OK. I do not have two wives right now, but I have had and I think it's OK as long as there are no secrets. How do you keep two women satisfied? Go learn from the Mormons; I did. They know how. I even own DVD's of "Big Love" season one and have used it as a training film. The key word is "security". I will take care of both of the ladies for as long as I can, as long as they want my care. I still love both of them, even though the pretty one has a new boyfriend.
A year ago my ex-wife and my mistress ganged up on me and cut it all off. A couple of months ago I grew a trim white beard. So the face keeps changing. Hair on top still short.
@El_Heffe said:
People use stupid passwords and use the same passwords across multiple sites because they are lazy and stupid.. But, even if you're not lazy and stupid, too many websites make it difficult or impossible to use a "good" password.
I have a low sercurity password that I use nearly everywhere. For example, it is my password for thedailywtf. It is also my password for slashdot. What do I care if someone steals that password? Can he cost me money? Can he destroy my (feeble) reputation. Can he cost me my job? FYI my low security password has a special character but no digits.
The sites I hate are the ones that demand that you have a special format for your password. My low-security password has no digit in it. So if TheDailyWTF demands a digit, I'll just stop going to that site. Why memorize a special password for something so unimportant?
My most valuable resource is space in my memory. I have no intention of memorizing a different password for every web site. My brain has more useful things to remember than that.
The administrator accounts on the servers that I manage have a special password that I have told my boss. My personal accounts on these servers have a different password.
All my bank accounts have a VERY high security password. FYI my high security password was seven characters, and my bank would not accept less than eight. So I added "fy" to the end and the bank would accept more than eight characters. So that's why my high security password ends in "f".
"Flexcoin solves nearly every problem that exists with the Bitcoin currency today."Every problem except having all your money stolen.
Where you keep your money determines who can steal from you. Keep it in a bank, and the bank, and the government, can steal from you. Keep it in a pile of dirty laundry, and the washer woman can steal from you. Keep it in your pocket, and a beggar can steal from you.
Keep it on the Internet, and hackers all over the world can steal from you.
Funny spectrum. At one extreme you have BitCoins, flakey high-tech this-minute psuedo-money. At the other extreme we have gold; solid low-tech milleniia-old money. Dr. Who doesn't have a computer full of BitCoins, he's got a back room full of gold that can buy a hamburger anywhere anytime.
@Mithious said:
// 100 lines of standard stuff that doesn't use j and fits really well into a separate function
Am I poor white trash, or do you guys on thedailyWTF all have monitors that are six feet wide and display five thousand pixels? Very very often I find some posting here where I have to [1] shrink my window to less than full screen, [2] Move the window far to the left, and [3] expand the window to much wider than screen width, sometimes even twice the width of the screen, just to make some long line in a posting be readable to the end of the line.
Why? What a mess! Please word wrap!
- Po' Boy in Bangkok.
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Actually your mother-in-law makes sense. "You" are a human being, a citizen, and subject to personal income taxes. A holiday with your wife comes out of your after-tax pocket.
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On the other hand "They" are (or should be) a corporation which runs a business. Paying for an employee's wife to travel with him is an arguably legitimate pre-tax business expense. You are a legal employee of your own business, aren't you? Of course you are! You pay yourself a salary, don't you? The corporation provides all it's employees, including you, with health insurance and other standard employee benefits. If you want to live dangerously, hire your wife as a secretary. I hired my girlfriend as a janitor.
One more view counting me. If we keep posting links to videos like this WTF will be the most popular non-porn site on the planet!
I live in Thailand. It is amazing how Thai men think that big white boobs are fantastic. Ugly face, ninety years old, and cripled with arthritis, it doesn't matter: big boobs equals beautiful. Thais would love this video. I wonder how many of those 97,107 views are from here.