Warmest Day of the Year So Far
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Offenbach (Germany), January 1, 2023. The meteorologists of the German Weather Service were busy on New Year's Day and compiled statistics for the current year. The current weather conditions mean that the warmest day of the year so far has already been experienced today - that's a new record! When was the warmest day of the current year recorded on January 1st in the past?
They prepared a press release.
Hanzo, their intern, stated succinctly: what should be special about it? That happened last year too.
The professionals didn't want to believe it at first, but Hanzo hurriedly made the calculation for January 1, 2022. Lo and behold: on the evening of that day, January 1, 2022 was the warmest day of the year 2022 to date The professionals rubbed their eyes in amazement. And what about the years before? Incredible: same. Is it also true elsewhere in the world? Yes, all foreign colleagues who repeated this evaluation came to the same conclusion.
Spooky! What a spooky spook! What will be the consequences? Unforeseen new dimensions of weather and climate are opening up. One cannot yet imagine what strange secrets are now becoming accessible to new research.
And January 1st was also the coldest day of the current year, Hanzo added.
Fact. And now the confusion was complete.
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And here, people, we once again have prime evidence why Germans should be kept forcefully away from any and all writing implements if their stated intent is to write a supposed joke.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
January 1, 2023
Holy shit, did I have a 1,0000 year coma?
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It's also the lewdest day of the year so far, such lechery!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
It's also the lewdest day of the year so far, such lechery!
Everybody point and laugh at the people who can't even score on the lewdest day of the-- oh
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
It's also the lewdest day of the year so far, such lechery!
I haven't even had sex once this year!!
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@Gern_Blaanston said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
It's also the lewdest day of the year so far, such lechery!
I haven't even had sex once this year!!
I should really get on that...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Warmest Day of the Year So Far:
I should really get on that...
That's what she said
