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What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
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I'm sorry for the loss of your elative..
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Who with $8.5 million would be traveling by car? THERE ARE HOLES IN THIS STORY!
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@Ben L. said:
What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
Hm, yes, why would someone extend greetings to you, Ben?
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@joe.edwards said:
@Ben L. said:
What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
Hm, yes, why would someone extend greetings to you, Ben?Damn you're up late. Or, uh, early..
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@morbiuswilters said:
@joe.edwards said:
@Ben L. said:
What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
Hm, yes, why would someone extend greetings to you, Ben?Damn you're up late. Or, uh, early..
I have trouble getting to sleep before 3am, even though I have to get up for work at 7am. It makes me pretty well miserable throughout the week, until glorious Saturday when I can sleep 14 hours straight. And woe betide he who disturbs my slumber on that day.
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@Ben L. said:
What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
Country music?
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@joe.edwards said:
I have trouble getting to sleep before 3am, even though I have to get up for work at 7am. It makes me pretty well miserable throughout the week, until glorious Saturday when I can sleep 14 hours straight. And woe betide he who disturbs my slumber on that day.
Yeah, I have pretty bad insomnia, too, although it's not that late here.
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@joe.edwards said:
@Ben L. said:
Exactly. That's another suspicious hole in the story.What was going through the head of the person who wrote that first sentence?
Hm, yes, why would someone extend greetings to you, Ben?
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You've got to admit there won't be many people called L. where Ben lives.
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@TGV said:
You've got to admit there won't be many people called L. where Ben lives.
4/4 of the people who live in this house have the letter L in their name.
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@Ben L. said:
@TGV said:
You've got to admit there won't be many people called L. where Ben lives.
4/4 of the people who live in this house have the letter L in their name.
Do any of them have a sense of humour?
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Ben L. said:
@TGV said:
You've got to admit there won't be many people called L. where Ben lives.
4/4 of the people who live in this house have the letter L in their name.
Do any of them have a sense of humour?
No.
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@Ben L. said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@Ben L. said:
@TGV said:
You've got to admit there won't be many people called L. where Ben lives.
4/4 of the people who live in this house have the letter L in their name.
Do any of them have a sense of humour?
No.
I made a sad.. D:
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@morbiuswilters said:
I have pretty bad insomnia, too, although it's not that late here.
A guilty conscience will do that.
Are you quite certain you didn't miss any part of the wood chipper with the bleach wipes after the last time you used it?
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Collided with a trailer, eh? I guess now we know the truth about snooder's half remembered U-Haul story.
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@flabdablet said:
A guilty conscience will do that.
Naw, usually just excitement over tomorrow's murders.
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Good news guys! I just won US$400, 000, 00 (Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
PS: 5th May 2014 was a Monday where I live.
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@Zecc said:
Good news guys! I just won US$400, 000, 00 (Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
Consistency is key. Ah... I see why their find and replace didn't work on the second amount.PS: 5th May 2014 was a Monday where I live.
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@Zecc said:
Good news guys! I just won US$400, 000, 00 (Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/gaCE0L0.png" alt="" align="" border=""width="200">
PS: 5th May 2014 was a Monday where I live.
Soccer? I found TRWTF..
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@Zecc said:
Good news guys! I just won US$400, 000, 00 (Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
I didn't know e-mail addresses had legal beneficiaries under South African law.
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@levbor said:
@Zecc said:
Good news guys! I just won US$400, 000, 00 (Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
I didn't know e-mail addresses had legal beneficiaries under South African law.
As long as they're not black email addresses!
Hmm.. it seems my Rolodex of jokes is a tad out-of-date..