The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e So the developers are getting just as bloated as the kernel?
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@Boner quoted in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Someone has glued a dildo...
For the more purile among you, who haven't yet seen this, I present:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClpII09yeuEiNX1EQ_-6xHw/videos
Sample:
Edit: Ok - lack of onebox on two different URL's probably means you have to agree that you're over 69 or something before viewing them.
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I wish I could downvote myself for posting this, but it did make me laugh:
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Apparently someone did come over to remove it (with sound!).
I love how at 00:09 he's showing that it's a lively one.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Apparently someone did come over to remove it (with sound!).
I love how at 00:09 he's showing that it's a lively one.
Goddam could that phone get any more unstable? Was the guy jerking off holding the phone?!?
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@Tsaukpaetra It could have been steadier, but you don't know how far away the one holding the camera was. Even the slightest movements become very exaggerated when zooming.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra It could have been steadier, but you don't know how far away the one holding the camera was. Even the slightest movements become very exaggerated when zooming.
Right, but don't most video sites automatically apply stabilization now? I suppose Twatter isn't really a video site, but the point stands that the primary source of content is mobile, and if it's mobile video it will certainly need stabilization...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Twatter
do you think you're cool because you spelled a trademark incorrectly
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Twatter
do you think you're cool because you spelled a trademark incorrectly
No, I think I'm hip.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Elsewhere, in the world of vaginal woo, menopause magnets:
LadyCare is reported to relieve menopausal symptoms for 71% of women believed to help by rebalance part of the Autonomic Nervous System (ANS).
We believe the technology helps by reducing excessive sympathetic nervous system (SNS) activity and increasing parasympathetic activity, thus restoring equilibrium and creating a healthier balance between the two parts of the ANS.
Beware of LadyCare imitations imported from China. They may cause adverse effect to your health because of misconfiguration of the magnets. The power of these imported products also have been inflated and are not 2,000 Gauss, as claimed. [source]
Ex-disk drive magnets are available in £35 and £49 versions.
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@PJH "Contains rare earth metals"?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH "Contains rare earth metals"?
Clearly traces of yttrium that it would have been otherwise too expensive to extract.
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He clearly did that on porpoise
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Elsewhere, in the world of vaginal woo, menopause magnets:
LadyCare is reported to relieve menopausal symptoms for 71% of women believed to help by rebalance part of the Autonomic Nervous System (ANS).
We believe the technology helps by reducing excessive sympathetic nervous system (SNS) activity and increasing parasympathetic activity, thus restoring equilibrium and creating a healthier balance between the two parts of the ANS.
Beware of LadyCare imitations imported from China. They may cause adverse effect to your health because of misconfiguration of the magnets. The power of these imported products also have been inflated and are not 2,000 Gauss, as claimed. [source]
Ex-disk drive magnets are available in £35 and £49 versions.
We all laughed at them, but apparently, this is most of population:
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Sheffield man upset by people 'having sex with hedge'
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ex-disk drive magnets are available in £35 and £49 versions.
I still have some of them
lying around somewhereirremovably stuck to the office ceiling.
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Twitter response:
"At least I turned into a chrome plated pile of shit" - Minnie Mouse.
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@Onyx Ooh magnets, do you know how they work?
Va-ginal magnets are a thing on Earth
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@loopback0 Fuck you.
This is exactly the kind of shit I get from my roomie every day. Now I'm getting this shit on the forums as well?
I swear, I'll be the first victim of pun and/or reference induced suicide ever.
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@Onyx ... Belinda Carlyle or vagina magnets?
(Oh the wordplay. Because either of the above could be suicide inducing too.)
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Oh the wordplay. Because either of the above could be suicide inducing too.)
Yeah, wordplay.
I still claim I should get the Nobel peace award for the time when I was trying to remove 10 kilos of ice from the freezer by using anything heavy enough to try and break it, and the next thing I hear is Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" blaring from the speakers. How I avoided committing manslaughter at that point in time is anyone's guess.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How I avoided committing manslaughter at that point in time is anyone's guess.
All that ice chilled you out?
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Please respond to this tweet with the weirdest and most out of context pic in your devices storage.
Bad ideas thread is .
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This post is deleted!
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@xaade This sent me digging through my cell phone gallery. And this is really the only questionable content I could find:
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@mott555 well that's one way to get grounded...
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@Tsaukpaetra IIRC the old house where these pictures were taken had ungrounded outlets and about 20 - 30 V on the neutral wire, which was neutralized by this hack that made sure you didn't get shocked when you touched your guitar strings. The amps only saw about 95V as a result, but they seemed to work, and with less buzz and hum, too.
I take my home's modern outlets and wiring for granted.
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@xaade quoted in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Please respond to this tweet with the weirdest and most out of context pic in your devices storage.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra IIRC the old house where these pictures were taken had ungrounded outlets and about 20 - 30 V on the neutral wire, which was neutralized by this hack that made sure you didn't get shocked when you touched your guitar strings. The amps only saw about 95V as a result, but they seemed to work, and with less buzz and hum, too.
I take my home's modern outlets and wiring for granted.
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@hungrier How in the fuck is that guy still alive?
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@Rhywden Because his videos are fake.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden Because his videos are fake.
He is really good at it though. The only thing that rubs me the wrong way is his videos with MOTs if you did what he seems to do you'd be dead. Not funny if you might be inducing someone else to kill themself.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra IIRC the old house where these pictures were taken had ungrounded outlets and about 20 - 30 V on the neutral wire, which was neutralized by this hack that made sure you didn't get shocked when you touched your guitar strings. The amps only saw about 95V as a result, but they seemed to work, and with less buzz and hum, too.
I take my home's modern outlets and wiring for granted.
Should have used a shovel.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Vox: My dad worked for the company that made them (or the parent company; the lines between the parent and subsidiary were a bit fuzzy, at least to me) back in the day.
Warwick Electronics Inc. also owned Thomas Organ Company and had earlier entered into an agreement with Jennings Musical Instruments of England for Thomas to distribute the Vox name and products in the United States. In addition to distributing the British-made Vox amplifiers, the Thomas Organ Company also designed and manufactured much of the Vox equipment sold in the US
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INB4 "I've seen that 3 years ago"