When you REALLY want to make sure your font is 8pt...
-
Take a look at the source of this site: http://www.fujinonbinos.com/.
Now scroll down really, really fast.
-
It's like the pyramids of Egypt, rendered in text form.
-
I bet when browsers encounter source like that they just think "Fuck you, buddy" about the web developer. If ever there were an argument for equipping browsers with sentience, locomotion and machine guns...
-
Not to mention it'll never place a non-404 image on the page if you have javascript turned off.
-
@bstorer said:
It's like the pyramids of Egypt, rendered in text form.
Behold, the pyramids of <FONT>!
-
-
Here is what Firebug has to say to this:
@morbiuswilters said:
I bet when browsers encounter source like that they just think "Fuck you, buddy" about the web developer.
On that note, I think, I'm going to suggest the addition of the new HTTP verb PUNCH to the HTML 5 guys.
-
It looks like it belongs on the cover of a sci-fi novel:
-
This thread contains win.
-
@Faxmachinen said:
This thread contains win.
Seriously. I'm rolling on the floor laughing.
Literally.
-
Sir, your graphic deserves to be put on the front page.
-
@ComputerForumUser said:
WINIt looks like it belongs on the cover of a sci-fi novel:
Also, you have too much time on your hands. I would normally "FAIL" you for that, but since the graphic is so full of WIN, I think that trumps all... Now, do you know Gibson and can you get him to write that one? Maybe the plot can be about a guy who is tasked with making sure the font is in 9 point or something...
-
-
@morbiuswilters said:
What's the deal with your signature?I bet when browsers encounter source like that they just think "Fuck you, buddy" about the web developer. If ever there were an argument for equipping browsers with sentience, locomotion and machine guns...
Also, congrats on your 3,900th post.
Also also, ++WIN
-
-
-
I found something funny to add to that...
I tried highlighting some of the text on the page (in Chrome) that would go between the really big font pyramids... and it actually seems to slow it down a bit.
-
If you look at the source, you might notice this (scroll right?):
<font style="font-size: 8pt;">
<font style="font-size: 8pt;">
<font style="font-size: 8pt;" color="#0a73bf">
Nautilus Series
</font>
</font>
</font>
</font>
Their indentation doesn't even line up!
-
@mckaysalisbury said:
Their indentation doesn't even line up!
I am suddenly thrust into bloodthirsty rage.
-
@dhromed said:
@mckaysalisbury said:
Their indentation doesn't even line up!
I am suddenly thrust into bloodthirsty rage.
Are you sure that you're not suddenly thirst into a bloodthrusty rage?
-
@PeriSoft said:
Are you sure that you're not suddenly thirst into a bloodthrusty rage?
I might be raged into a thrustthirsty blood.
-
@dhromed said:
@PeriSoft said:
Are you sure that you're not suddenly thirst into a bloodthrusty rage?
I might be raged into a thrustthirsty blood.
in any case, better than bloodied into a thirstraged thrust
-
But what if he'd bloodily suddened into a ragethrusty thirst?
-
I was thrustblooded in a sudden raging thirst, IIRC.
-
-
@morbiuswilters said:
[quote user="Zecc"]
What's the deal with your signature?
It for Welpog. He like laser and bad grammatical.
[/quote]
-
-
I wanted to add the skyline of threadview. Squeezed it to 6000 pixels in width, but due to Tag Tower, it is 26000 pixels in height, and ImageShack chokes, I guess, on the resizing (gives me 504 Gateway Time-out).
-
-
@nion said:
Turns out that code is horrible on purpose.
Now that's just
sickstupidlovelyhilarious.