A Code for What Ails You

Zylon

W5921XA by turtle, initial encounter
W5921XD Bitten by turtle, subsequent encounter
W5921XS Bitten by turtle, sequela
W5922XA Struck by turtle, initial encounter
W5922XD Struck by turtle, subsequent encounter
W5922XS Struck by turtle, sequela
W5929XA Other contact with turtle, initial encounter
W5929XD Other contact with turtle, subsequent encounter
W5929XS Other contact with turtle, sequela

This is clearly a Dwarf Fortress event log.

The_Assimilator

F6381: Intermittent explosive disorder
R152: Fecal urgency
S3802XS: Crushing injury of scrotum and testis, sequela
S90413A: Abrasion, unspecified great toe, initial encounter
T7121XS: Asphyxiation due to cave-in or falling earth, sequela
V153XXA: Person boarding or alighting a pedal cycle injured in collision with railway train or railway vehicle, initial encounter
W5529XA: Other contact with cow, initial encounter (does that mean people who milk cows should seek medical attention?)

pjt33

@The_Assimilator said:

V153XXA: Person boarding or alighting a pedal cycle injured in collision with railway train or railway vehicle, initial encounter

The mind boggles.

e4tmyl33t

@Zylon said:

@boomzilla said:

W5921XA by turtle, initial encounter

W5921XD Bitten by turtle, subsequent encounter

W5921XS Bitten by turtle, sequela

W5922XA Struck by turtle, initial encounter

W5922XD Struck by turtle, subsequent encounter

W5922XS Struck by turtle, sequela

W5929XA Other contact with turtle, initial encounter

W5929XD Other contact with turtle, subsequent encounter

W5929XS Other contact with turtle, sequela

This is clearly a Dwarf Fortress event log.

No, no, if it was a Dwarf Fortress event log it'd be carp, not turtles.