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  • Re: THE BAD IDEAS THREAD

    I didn't know you misspelled it.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-24-2013
  • Re: A quick experiment in dumb (Chrome)

    [quote user="MiffTheFox"] "window border melds into the window"[/quote] I have absolutely no idea what this means. OSX has no window borders. Vista has super-thick borders.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-23-2013
  • Re: Is this good or bad?

    [quote user="Snowyowl"] [quote user="Lorne Kates"] electrified electric eels [/quote]Shit. That's the worst kind of electric eel. [/quote] You're never heard of the powered electrified electric eel, then.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-23-2013
  • Re: Requirements

    I would build that metaphor slightly differently (if a request equals a frequency, then a repeated requests is a higher frequency, thus making it a highpass filter), but ok.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-23-2013
  • Re: Excel goof officially a global menace

    [quote user="PJH"]Would it surprise you to learn that it is indeed not right ?[/quote] It would not.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-02-2013
  • Re: KosherSwitch

    [quote user="blakeyrat"]Now you know, folks! You can practice cannibalism and still go to heaven, BUT ONLY IF YOU DO IT ON A CORPSE SOMEONE/SOMETHING ELSE KILLED![/quote] And don't take pictures of it.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-02-2013
  • Re: Mini-WTF: Half-Life 2: Episode Two closed captions

    huaa HUAAA AAAUUGHGHG huhh... uhhh Come to think of it, there is one whining sample where the victim seems to be uttering some words that are muffled by the crab hat.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-01-2013
  • Re: Adobe's Automanual Updater

    [quote user="The Bytemaster"]A good compiler (including a JIT compiler) can take advantage of these and reduce the actual number of processor instructions needed to perform the same task. [/quote] Then why doesn't Minecraft run faster?
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-01-2013
  • Re: "break"? What is this you speak of?

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"] " dhromed's best birthday ever! " [/quote] A stunning conclusion! The answer is, of course, to not use inheritance in javascript. If you need inheritance, your application has clearly outgrown its scripty nature.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-26-2013
  • Re: Are you clickier than a 4th grader?

    [quote user="Ben L."]So it's not so much of a "how old are you based on this test" as it is "how old are you based on statistics about people who take this test, disregarding the actual results".[/quote] So far, it's really poorly calibrated.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-26-2013
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