I'm a bit late, but I thought I'd try my hand for the warnings program. This program will probably segfault, though it shouldn't surprise anyone -- it does a lot of pointer munging for the heck of it. 50+ warnings, mostly unique, 256 bytes of source, so about one warning every 5 characters...

omega0: ...It deeply amuses me for some reason that my Working...1% was watched for so long. I shouldn't laugh though, I had the hulkulator finish all its calculations. On to #34: Create warnings. As many compiler / runtime warnings as you can possibly get in a single statement (the code does have to...