Actually, I devised most of this in my head once. All except the logging into gmail with an "invisible corncob." I can send my own email, tyvm. I also had the added bit of requesting one of my own sites that had a phpinfo() page. Luckily, I asked a friend what he thought and that friend directed...

[quote user="Faxmachinen"]Has there ever been any locked thread that MPS didn't post in?[/quote]You troll ass motherfucker. Reported.

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]They also spent more time and money to get there. Since your statistics undoubtedly contain McDonalds empoyees and janitors who would not have amounted to anything with or without college, they are incredibly flawed. [/quote]You're forgetting the people...

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]other people don't spend the money and get the same, or better job[/quote]Hey take it easy. I know I wouldn't have a job right now if it weren't for college. I dropped out of college two times, but finally finished and now I have a good job. I just...

[quote user="malfist"]Nope, I rarely use joins. I find it easier to write the database in such a way that you don't need them very often (but they are useful).[/quote]A database that doesn't need to be joined would be like ... just ... one big fucking table. 0th normal form. Not saying...

[quote user="OzPeter"]Finally the code was also set to output a high pitched squeal from the speakers. Eventually the target guy had had enough of this, and ended up requesting a new monitor.[/quote]It sounds like there's more to this story. Did the perp fix the compiler when the new monitor...

[quote user="DOA"]Here's some candy[/quote]God I hope it's not smarties.[quote user="DOA"][quote user="morbiuswilters"] IS THAT FIREWORKS I HEAR? AND A MARCHING BAND? [/quote]Sounds more like a blowjob from MPS. [/quote]We have a homophobe here?[quote user="DOA"...

[quote user="DOA"]Amusingly enough I'm the only one in this little flamewar stupid enough to have actually used a 3rd party template engine. [/quote]FTFY

[quote user="zzo38"]likely it actually is wrong because it says 299 that is a high number[/quote]No, the weather report is never wrong! Seriously, is there a five year old in there?

[quote user="WeatherGod"] Linii [/quote]FTFY