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  • Re: KosherSwitch

    [quote user="mikeTheLiar"][quote user="Ben L."]I'm fighting against the Combine. Does that mean I shouldn't marry Civil Protection?[/quote]Probably, yeah. That wouldn't be a good idea.[/quote] Physical intimacy in a love relationship is fairly necessary, and I don't...
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-03-2013
  • Re: I must be new here, but...

    [quote user="drurowin"]I can't remember who it is with the dildo fetish though. [/quote] *waves*
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-03-2013
  • Re: KosherSwitch

    [quote user="OldCrow"]So, to sum up. Intelligent creation and subsequent code-reuse across species seems more feasible than evolution.[/quote] lol Not this shit again.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-03-2013
  • Re: I must be new here, but...

    [quote user="drurowin"] Seriously, what is wrong with these forums?[/quote] I don't know. What is wrong? It ignores Chrome for the fancy post editor, and tags with spaces are suddenly broken. What else?
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 05-03-2013
  • Re: The case of the do-nothing programmers

    [quote user="boomzilla"][quote user="Remy Porter"] If you're wondering how the characters eat and breathe, or other science facts, repeat to yourself "it's just a story, I should really just relax." [/quote] I think you've wandered into the wrong forum.[/quote...
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-18-2013
  • Re: It's like using "||", only you get to write four extra lines of code

    [quote user="Cenan"]Requiring always-on internet connection for a part of the game's (single player) engine is most definately a code problem.[/quote] No, it's a business requirement.
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-18-2013
  • Re: It's like using "||", only you get to write four extra lines of code

    [quote user="eViLegion"]because [in games] bloat REALLY matters![/quote] lol
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-18-2013
  • Re: sure, I'll agree to this EULA....

    [quote user="MiffTheFox"][quote user="garrywong"] Uh-huh. Except Minecraft now requires 64bit Java to run. [/quote] Actually it requires a 64-bit architecture because it requires > 4 GB of RAM... about 2048 times more then the Jaguar has...[/quote] ...Minecraft has no such requirements...
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-09-2013
  • Re: I love you guys, seriously

    [quote user="spamcourt"][quote user="joe.edwards"] The cake was a........... DISTACTION. [/quote][/quote] Let me tell you...
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-08-2013
  • Re: Quick recruitment

    [quote user="mikeTheLiar"][quote user="PJH"][quote user="mikeTheLiar"]Before I was a programmer, I worked in the restaurant industry.[/quote]I used to work in McDonald's before I was a programmer too![/quote] Cute. Really. I was a cook in a four star hotel.[/quote] I...
    Posted to Forum by dhromed on 04-05-2013
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