[quote user="morbiuswilters"] Cost of herpes: $0 Cost of ice cream cone: $5 Ergo, herpes is better than ice cream. [/quote] I don't know where you're going to get herpes for free, unless you aren't taking into account the cost of roofies.

[quote user="cdosrun"] [quote user="morbiuswilters"]It matters to us, the survivors. Why waste resources that could be consumed by people who aren't losers? [/quote] Cheap is good, but we don't need to go overboard with it. Any loser who delays suicide would likely waste more...

[quote user="belgariontheking"] [quote user="morbiuswilters"][quote user="Quietust"]You guys do realize that this thread was from a month ago, and that it was resurrected by a spambot, right?[/quote]DWalker is a spambot?[/quote]Absolutely not, but I believe this one was...

[quote user="belgariontheking"] [quote user="bstorer"]A fat guy with a gun?! Give him a Big Mac and it'd be perfect![/quote]I couldn't give him a big mac for fear of having my hand chewed off before I could hand it to him (and my impatience/ineptitude with image editing software...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"] [quote user="dhromed"] [quote user="tster"]God created America in his image[/quote] The obvious route to take now is for someone to google images "fat american" and post a particularly striking picture. [/quote] belgariontheking has...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]I was going to say "That's why God invented cruise missiles and bestowed them on his Chosen Nation, America"[/quote] You say that as if America and God are two separate things...

[quote user="tster"] [quote user="derula"] But most importantly: If they know about these sites, why the hell can't they find and sentence their owners? Or at least: have them taken offline? Would have the same effect as censorship, only that it has a proper, valid and well-formed...

[quote user="derula"]I'll go with Desktop Search. Does it Random Video, and does it recognize the RRR command? What about Random Large Scrolling Fonts? Wait, it has a GUI, right? With text boxes and buttons? Damnit, it was so close to being a competitor to SSDS.[/quote] But SSDS only had10...

[quote user="drachenstern"]And now the mainpage shows 999 again[/quote] And the forum page shows 1010 items, which means we still have 11 potatoes!

[quote user="Aaron"] [quote user="shadowman"][quote user="laurent_m"] his reply: .hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } How do I know your not an Idiot saying shit. And I haven't said anything else other than...