A couple of points here: there is no indication that they are referring to their own network being jammed, but instead may be referring to local traffic for the client. In that case the message makes reasonable sense. Second, there is a European server provided. So even if the message is referring to...

I nominate Legalese .

[quote user="jasmine2501"]blah blah[/quote] Finally! My first time succeeding in trolling!

[quote user="MarcB"]But Swampy'd make Eliza have a nervous breakdown.[/quote] Yeah. Well. That would still be fun to watch. Swampy should start a. ElizaServer TakeDown. Chatting with every ELiZa he can find and Jam It! BoonDoggle. That would finally be proof. SSDS doesn't only make...

[quote user="bstorer"]Windows XP[/quote] What language/platform?

I read through all the info on the site and finally figured out what this Sql Server Data Services system is... Apparently, you copy everything out of your database into a single flat file, then use a simple VB app to search it. Brillant!

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]SwampLing, MPS ATTACK!!! [/quote] SwampLoser got owned?

You ruined the joke, idiot!

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"] See, this is where we need to learn from Wikipedia: [quote user="Cap'n Steve"]I thought it was generally accepted that Postgres was more desirable.[/quote] CITATION NEEDED. [/quote] Here are the reasons why MySQL sucks monkey-balls:

[quote user="Rick"]( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_operating_system )[/quote] Whoo hoo! Bad linking FTW!