[quote user="RayS"]"A TROJAN VIRUS IS INSTALLING CHILD PORN ONTO YOUR PC AND THEN CALLING THE POLICE! GO TO START>SHUTDOWN>RESTART TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM 15 YEARS OF SHARING A CELL WITH BIG BUBBA!"[/quote] After reading all of the suggestions, I think this is the best one. It...

I found some of your rocks, Spectate .

[quote user="bstorer"]You didn't even include the best part of the date code: ..snip.. Hooray for comments that don't match the code![/quote] Oh yeah. I guess I glazed over that one. [quote user="bstorer"]Doesn't MSHTML 6.00.XXX mean that it was saved in IE6? I'd say...

[quote user="bstorer"]Think they want to import images/CFCU_navigationbar6.css? [/quote] Additional gems: [quote user="Page Source"] .style212 {font-size: 12px} .style214 {font-size: 14px} .style215 {font-size: 16px} .style219 {font-size: 2px} .style221 {font-size: 11px} .style222...

[quote user="viraptor"]That's what installers are for - because users WILL NOT EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. If you want to publish some software AND make people happy, you should really make one.[/quote] That right there is the problem, Laz. As soon as you said "zip...

[quote user="upsidedowncreature"]I think it all started when the Huguenots brought over a load of extra "u"'s so we had to start stuffing them into favourite, colour etc. We'd be tripping over the damn things otherwise.[/quote] Best reasoning EVER!

[quote user="dlikhten"]Holy randomness batman![/quote] Random! Random is fun!

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]I am calling the psychologist. I think you have spent too much time reading Lysis and Dlikhten posts, and have started typing in fucktardese.[/quote] Filed away in EverNote for prosperity.

Aside from all the flames in this thread, I have to agree that you should use VBScript when possible to do scripting in Windows. After all, that's what it was created for. You should've seen the batch file that one of our old-timer Engineers was trying to create. I asked him why he didn't...