Thanks, Yahoo, now I know where I can find a hit man.

Whilst deleting any, uhm--"personal documents" from my old work machine, I re-discovered this gem of a screenshot taken earlier this year: It would appear todays happy-go-lucky stone throwers are breeding much more angry and aggressive stone throwers. May FSM help us all!

I just got an add from WinZip to buy Zone Alarm Internet Security, with this as one of the bullets: " Protects You Online And Off Blocks the full spectrum of threats on your computer and in the physical world " I never knew Zone Alarm could protect me from a full spectrum of physical world threats! Hurricanes...