Just do what my last company did: make everything higher priority than everything else. Prob sol.

[quote user="lscharen"] Ok, so it's a very complicated way of doing a simple thing,but....  If I actually needed a thread-safe, named counter in my code, what's a better alternative? [/quote] Killing yourself?

 On a scale of fantastic to amazing, how awesome are we?

 Start speaking to him only in a foreign language, and when he complains that he doesn't speak it, tell him it doesn't matter, you don't both need to speak the same language to communicate. 

 I came.

 Numberphile made a great video explaining how this works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIkhgagvrjI

I'm sincerely curious, who the fuck chooses which headlines get a t-shirt option advertised next to them? I don't know which is worse, that CNN thinks this is a good t-shirt slogan, or that there are probably people who would wear this.   Teen too young for 'come hither' pose?

[quote user="Zecc"] Ok, I'll be the one to mention it: this thread's title is very... graphic.[/quote] 

It kind of defeats the purpose of making up an excuse for cancelling if you give the real reason right after the excuse. :)

We have a tool at work called IS Express, for checking up on help desk tickets you've opened. Everytime I go to isexpress.ourcompany.com I giggle to myself.