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  • Re: Oh, those engineers - always overestimating

    In my last performance review, management penalised me because my time estimates for a certain project "are always wrong". First of all, my estimates are accurate given the shitty legacy codebase, it's not my fault you (management) decided they were too high and forced me to lower them "otherwise the client won't accept ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-27-2014
  • Re: Clairvoyant Microsoft documentation

    [quote user="Daniel Beardsmore"]I really hope someone doesn't have to type those in by hand. Microsoft Minutes have taken a turn for the worse. It reminds me of Crtl and Son of Crtl: Yes, in Windows you had to (still do have to?) type menu shortcuts out by hand.[/quote] OH MY GOD THESE SOFTWARE BUGS FROM 8 YEARS AGO ARE ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-24-2014
  • Re: What.TheDailyWTF.com -- Discourse site

    [quote user="DoctaJonez"][quote user="El_Heffe"][/quote] That should totally be your new signature[/quote] Except he needs to make it twice the size so its hideous Comic Sans text is even more pixellated.
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-20-2014
  • Re: Sysadmin Reformat WTF

    [quote user="DoctaJonez"][quote user="morbiuswilters"]Really, Metro seems better-suited to a server than to a desktop. Do you have any specific grievances?[/quote] Off the top of my head, logging off is a lot less discoverable. It used to be just click the start button and click log off. Now you have to click the start ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-20-2014
  • Re: What.TheDailyWTF.com -- Discourse site

    [quote user="Alex Papadimoulis"] I "max replies on first day" to "0" hoping that would remove the limit. But now I set it to ONE THOUSAND. [/quote] Obviously you need to set it to -1. If that doesn't work, try FILE_NOT_FOUND.
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-20-2014
  • Re: CSOD: return and throw

    VS2012 gives me CS0162 on the throw.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-20-2014
  • Re: What.TheDailyWTF.com -- Discourse site

    I haven't even tried to visit the new forums and they've already given me cancer. That's pretty impressive. p.s. y'all who think that making the post after yours have a speech bubble is funny/cool, kindly fix your dumbass JavaScript CSS so it doesn't render floating speech bubbles if you're the last poster in the ...
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-20-2014
  • Re: C:\PROGRAM

    Oh joy, another thread that's degenerated into FOISTING ADS ON USERS MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER, STALIN, AND MAO EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE versus BLOCKING ADS MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER, STALIN, AND MAO EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. Can we maybe, just maybe, agree that both sides ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-14-2014
  • Re: C:\PROGRAM

    So is TRWTF that an angry mob hasn't yet hunted down Foxit Reader's "devs" and burned them at the stake for fucking up paths on Windows? [quote user="DrakeSmith"][quote user="blakeyrat"]Or maybe he's repeating decades-old misinformation he got from Slashdot.[/quote] If it's decades old information, ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 05-13-2014
  • Re: So... about that Heartbleed

    [quote user="blakeyrat"][quote user="The_Assimilator"]Gears of War, Halo 2[/quote] .. why would you buy these on PC? And let me guess: when you did get them working, you played with the mouse?[/quote] Because I didn't want to buy a fucking console to play a couple of games that looked half decent. And yes. Now can we ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by The_Assimilator on 04-28-2014
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