[quote user="Ben L."]1136239445 is the unix time that Go bases its time formats on. Just putting that out there.[/quote] No it's not, it's the "reference time" they use for their examples. Guess blakey isn't the only one who can't be bothered to read docs. [quote user="Go docs"]The reference time ...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]Morbs' Software Axiom 237: Given enough time, any language designed by chimps will eventually copy every mistake of C.[/quote] FTFY.

[quote user="derari"]Do you make daily builds? --> Not automated, but there is a good chance that after each commit, someone else will try a build.[/quote] So, no. [quote user="derari"]Do you fix bugs before writing new code? --> this can be a problem, when everyone only does what they find ...

[quote user="joe.edwards"][quote user="The_Assimilator"][We have a dedicated, if incompetent, devops team][/quote] I'm still jealous.[/quote] It's all fun and games until one of them gets hold of a SQL script we devs wrote to fix a problem, and run it for a similar-sounding-but-totally-different issue. Then it's ...

[quote user="Jaime"]The problem is that any bug that's simple enough to be solved with only a stack trace was solved a long time ago. All of the bugs that remain in production are difficult to reproduce.[/quote] Or they no longer exist. We maintain a client's system that sends realtime alerts to users via popup notifications; ...

Correction: extremely poor decisions screwed over the indie game Haunted.

[quote user="aihtdikh"][quote user="joe.edwards"]If only there was a term to succinctly describe this kind of ignorant mimicry.[/quote] Unfortunately, only ever using the succinct term to refer to the concept helps other people to just ignorantly mimic that term with no actual understanding of the underlying ...

A thread about how an obscure religious belief adhered to by luddites results in the creation of a Rube Goldberg-esque device to get around said belief... is this what TDWTF has come to? I'm all for giving religion the respect that it's due (hint: none), but if we start posting religion-relate WTFs, we'll be here forever.

There is a certain type of person who plays games created for Windows, on Linux, and then complains on an online forum - and not to the game's creator - when inevitably encountering bugs. That person is colloquially known as "a fucking moron". In the context of TDWTF, that person is Ben L. Don't be Ben L.

[quote user="derula"][quote user="Ben L."][quote user="derula"][quote user="Ben L."]Filed under: The program that generated that was written in Go.[/quote] I think you misunderstood morb's request. I think he was asking you to show him a Go program that does something useful.[/quote] What could ...