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  • Re: The Yearning

    [quote user="blakeyrat"][quote user="Nagesh"]Why do you think Phd is not good?[/quote] Experience. PhDs are almost always hired to give an air of "intelligence" to the company. Invariably, they have the practical knowledge of a wet paper bag. When pitching a product for JavaScript A/B testing to a group of PhDs ...
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Password reset

    [quote user="anotherusername"]I was already out of her good graces for asking her to re-mumble her "hiandthankyouforcallingprospermynameismumblehowcaniassistyoutoday".[/quote]Guys, I found the problem.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Why mathematicians are no fun at parties

    [quote user="drurowin"][quote user="Ben L."][/quote] See, this is why you people scare me. There's a 15 year old from Sheboygan (or whatever) who has enough fantasies about my poorly-drawn character to photoshop him wearing a bondage muzzle is creepy beyond belief. Are there some /authorities/ I can ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: Cash machine WTF

    [quote user="Ben L."][quote user="morbiuswilters"][quote user="Ben L."][quote user="morbiuswilters"][quote user="Ben L."]*gigantic fucking image*[/quote] Jesus, have you people never posted images to the Internet before?[/quote] I swear I set the width to 100%, not 600! Did Community Server ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: Scalability irony

    [quote user="joe.edwards"]practically impossible[/quote] [quote user="Zecc"]Impossible in practice[/quote] That's uh, what I said.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: 12c and Java8

    [quote user="Nagesh"][quote user="Nagesh"]From 12c database, it is possible to have the sequence directly in the column definition and thus saving ugly triggers.[/quote] Here's the office example: CREATE SEQUENCE t1_seq; CREATE TABLE t1 ( id NUMBER DEFAULT t1_seq.NEXTVAL, description ...
    Posted to The I-Hate-Oracle Club (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: 12c and Java8

    [quote user="Nagesh"]This guy worked in PLSQL and look what happened to him. [/quote] He lost all his hair and aged ten years overnight? Sign me up!
    Posted to The I-Hate-Oracle Club (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: Scalability irony

    [quote user="mahlerrd"][quote user="blakeyrat"]like a big DDOS are practically impossible to defend against by anybody.[/quote] No fake, just yesterday the helldesk was behind and we were asked to take a look at tickets and see if we could close a few out.  There was a ticket "please have the network engineers confirm ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: Sweet mysteries of life

    [quote user="lincoln"]Unfortunately flag is scoped within the for block, so it's discarded at the end of every iteration. There is no case where VerifyMultiSelect() will ever be called.[/quote] D'oh! I made the rookie mistake of reading what the code was intended to do, not what the code does.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
  • Re: Sweet mysteries of life

    Makes more sense if you rename "flag" to "itemAlreadySelected", as flag is checking to see if more than one item is selected.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by joe.edwards on 04-17-2014
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