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  • Re: Line numbers... in 2002

    :twitch:
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-24-2013
  • Re: Collapsing Star Pattern?

    [quote user="Zecc"][quote user="zelmak"][quote user="Zecc"]Any hope of being able to hide the currently public constructor behind three different static constructor methods? Also: [quote user="Not better, just different"]public long typeID(AdditionalInfo ai) { return ai.getFooKey() + ai.getBarKey() + ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Re: Collapsing Star Pattern?

    [quote user="Lorne Kates"][quote user="zelmak"]Since work proxies are now blocking TDWTF site's login page -- not the rest of the site, just the login page (something about the redirect after the submit, I imagine) -- I'm now e-mailing myself WTFs home to post.[/quote]  Login at home. Export your cookies. Import ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Re: Collapsing Star Pattern?

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"][quote user="zelmak"]public class Qux[/quote] I found TRTWTF. Who follows Bar with Qux and not Baz? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BAZ??[/quote] I don't like having objects in my examples having initial letters being the same. Makes it easier for me to spot screw ups. Oh, here comes one now. ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Re: Collapsing Star Pattern?

    [quote user="dhromed"] Three cheers for homebrew ORM. [/quote] I really, really, REALLY wish I could publish the entire program or at least the data-access bits. I have given various pieces of it in various posts here. Yes, each one of those is part of the same code base and expected to work together. You wouldn't believe ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Re: Collapsing Star Pattern?

    [quote user="Zecc"]Any hope of being able to hide the currently public constructor behind three different static constructor methods? Also: [quote user="Not better, just different"]public long typeID(AdditionalInfo ai) { return ai.getFooKey() + ai.getBarKey() + ai.getQuxKey(); }[/quote] [/quote] Or simply use ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Re: a short survey

    [quote user="Ben L."]192.168.1.79:/opt 152G 37G 108G 26% /australium[/quote] we has teh IP address and a hostname now, precious ... we hax thee!
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-10-2013
  • Collapsing Star Pattern?

    Since work proxies are now blocking TDWTF site's login page -- not the rest of the site, just the login page (something about the redirect after the submit, I imagine) -- I'm now e-mailing myself WTFs home to post. Suppose you're given the following classes which are directly related to tables in a database: public class Foo { ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 05-09-2013
  • Re: StringBuilder? We've heard of that.

    [quote user="Cassidy"] [quote user="Gyske"]For bulk loading xml into SQL Server there is the built-in SQLXMLBulkLoad component/utility [/quote]  Do you need to create the table schemas first, or does it draw that info from the XML (or from an XSD)...? [/quote] ditto ... tell me more ... I'm trying to do this ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 03-22-2013
  • Re: From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee

    [quote user="ubersoldat"]Right, no one is going to read that commit message. Actually, I think the guy didn't even think commit messages are readable. [quote]The plan is that we're going to (slowly) replace them with reasonably competent, but eager-to-learn mid level developers - who can think[/quote] Hey snoofle, give me a ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by zelmak on 03-21-2013
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