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  • Re: O(n) logging?

    Well don't leave us in suspense . . . who produced this piece of software? Is it a homonym of Sysco?
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by nonpartisan on 02-28-2014
  • Re: Shortest Enterprise Java WTF

    [quote user="UpNDown"]Aside from the "private" keywork, can anyone top this as the shortest WTF moment?[/quote]inb4 "Using Java at all."
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by nonpartisan on 02-03-2014
  • Re: Job hunting WTF

    [quote user="Ben L."]"Thank you for your application to blakeyrant, inc. After doing a background check, we have determined that you are a recruiter for another company and lack the skills for this position. Don't call us."[/quote]TRWTF, of course, being that if you or I had posted this exact same story, we'd have been ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by nonpartisan on 12-11-2013
  • Re: Joke

    [quote user="RTapeLoadingError"]A friend of mine also went through a nasty divorce. Towards the end they were at a party when they started arguing over who would get the children. He got so angry he threw a trifle at her and she got custody. [/quote] That's really not a difficult question. He or she who leaves gets the children. ...
    Posted to Funny Stuff (Forum) by nonpartisan on 11-02-2013
  • Re: Narrated car accident

    [quote user="skotl"][quote user="Circuitsoft"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8YQVM1GQI I wonder if this guy has any idea how ridiculous he sounds...[/quote] That was brilliant![/quote]That was fake.
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by nonpartisan on 10-06-2013
  • Re: Not sure if it's WTF-worthy

    [quote user="Ben L."]I hereby decree that the next three posts will be about US politics.[/quote]Teacher: Who can tell me something they know about the United States? Student:  We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by nonpartisan on 10-04-2013
  • Re: Not sure if it's WTF-worthy

    [quote user="Dhamp"]Basically, it's a story of gross incompetence, non-existant security (and a tick box to actually *reduce* data security), database queries being done by export to Excel, data passed in URLs, a pathological aversion to QA and testing, and carpets. Oh, and swapping the IP address of the live and test environments ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by nonpartisan on 10-04-2013
  • Re: Oracle implements security by pulling the plug

    [quote user="Ben L."]Are you telling me that instead of writing code with my keyboard I should be using my penis?[/quote]A secretary walks into her boss' office and asks, "Can I use your Dictaphone?" Slightly annoyed, her boss replies, "No! Use your finger like everyone else!"
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by nonpartisan on 09-26-2013
  • Re: quis test

    [quote user="Lorne Kates"] [quote user="nonpartisan"]and randomly choose a subset of one correct and several incorrect answers.[/quote]  "All of the above" "A, B and D" [/quote]Yes, including the possibility of multiple answers or all/none of the above if enough correct answers are entered for the ...
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by nonpartisan on 09-18-2013
  • Re: quis test

    [quote user="Ben L."]Did you write unit tests for your quiz testing program?[/quote]I will.  By sheer coincidence to this thread, I'm writing a quiz engine as a CCIE study aid.  There are boatloads of multiple-guess quiz generators out there but none I've found with any intelligence.  In particular, I want to see ...
    Posted to General Discussion (Forum) by nonpartisan on 09-18-2013
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