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  • Re: Ben L's been posting to Quora

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"]We're nearly to the point where we'll have kids driving cars who have always lived in a world where The Simpsons was on TV, but never in a world where it was good.[/quote] Anyone under 18 has never lived in a world without South Park. Married...with Children has only been on in syndication. And ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Password reset

    [quote user="Ben L."]What's so special about your email address?[/quote] Haven't figured that out yet.  Maybe it's the word "spam" in the domain that's throwing them.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Password reset

    [quote user="anotherusername"]Needless to say, I don't remember what password I used in 2008. I'm sure the password was probably saved in Firefox, but it never made it into my password vault, and I'm pretty sure that computer died a fiery death. I (apparently) had the foresight to not use the password I used back then on most ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Secure webmail

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"][quote user="darkmattar"][quote user="drurowin"] So, what percentage of America is going to be closed for the next five days because a Jew supposedly killed your Lord and Saviour Jesus M. Christ some Hebrew carpenter roughly 1,980 years ago? (Good Friday, Better Saturday, Easter Sunday, ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying...

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"]The full quote is "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"[/quote] For varying values of "works".
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Why mathematicians are no fun at parties

    [quote user="drurowin"][quote user="El_Heffe"] [quote user="drurowin"]wearing a bondage muzzle [/quote] That's a loaf of bread.  I think you might be a little too obsessed with bondage muzzles. [/quote]Sorry if my high-DPI display doesn't make a 64x64 image very clear at my average reading distance. I ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Secure webmail

    [quote user="dkf"][quote user="El_Heffe"]I believe it's Jesus H. Christ. At least that's what my father said.[/quote]What's the H stand for? Henry? Harvey? Harold? Helena?[/quote] Canonical answer: Haploid, because only one corporeal parent. Better answer because you can explain it to kids: Howard, as in "our ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-18-2014
  • Re: Smells like success!

    [quote user="DaveK"][quote user="HardwareGeek"]To be honest, I still don't get the significance of why they are in groups of two, or the number of groups.[/quote] It's because Ballmer said "developers, developers, developers...[etc.]", not "developer, developer, developer...[etc.]".[/quote] Thanks ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-15-2014
  • Re: Cash machine WTF

    [quote user="El_Heffe"] [quote user="Chicken breeder taken to court over 'noisy' rooster"] http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/470480/Chicken-breeder-taken-to-court-over-noisy-rooster  A CHICKEN breeder is being prosecuted after villagers complained that her crowing cockerel keeps them awake at night. Neighbours ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-15-2014
  • Re: Cash machine WTF

    [quote user="HardwareGeek"]It is unclear to me why being on a hill caused it to be built so low. Everything in Seattle is on a hill, but our ATMs are at normal height. I suppose it is at normal height with respect to the floor of the building, but so effing what? If the hill were steeper, would they install it underground?[/quote] If ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by da Doctah on 04-15-2014
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