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  • Re: unstructured optimization

    [quote user="ubersoldat"]OK, I've had my "performance first" phase as a programmer, but many years have passed and I've learned that maintainable code is always the best strategy. You can always win a few nanoseconds somewhere else or with more hardware.[/quote] I'd tend to agree. Usually applications these days ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 04-04-2014
  • Re: Thank you so much, I feel better now

    [quote user="no laughing matter"][quote user="Lorne Kates"] Goggle Trendslatte. [/quote] Trendlatte? Is that the german word for "hipster erection"?[/quote] IANAG but I think that means "trending slut".
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 03-28-2014
  • Re: Talkback radio advertising

    [quote user="Lorne Kates"] *cough*[/quote] Whenever I see the name New Relic, I'm reminded of that contest. Did they ever post the results to that contest?
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 03-25-2014
  • Re: [post-title-7]

    [quote user="sumydesigns"]I upgraded the forms on my site to the more feature rich Gravity Forms, and thought I had caught all instances of the old forms when I completed it, but clearly, I missed one.[/quote] [quote user="Your About Page"] Amy is our resident code monkey and technical expert. HTML, CSS, CMS, PHP and more, ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 03-25-2014
  • Re: Scalability irony

    [quote user="boomzilla"][quote user="Snooder"]It's like the Atkins diet guy dying of a heart attack.[/quote] Which didn't happen. [quote user="Snooder"]Or the president of ADT having his house burgled.[/quote] Did this happen?[/quote] A CEO of Segway died accidentally driving his Segway off a cliff.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 03-12-2014
  • Re: Please click on the link below to exceeding your quota.

    [quote user="Zecc"][quote user="toon"]MSN number[/quote]Mobile... Something... Number? [/quote] [quote user="Gurth"]Im guessing Multiple Subscriber Number.[/quote] What he said ^^^
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 02-21-2014
  • Re: Please click on the link below to exceeding your quota.

    [quote user="jmap"][quote user="Ben L."]Nigeria has space for 100 billion phone numbers, just in case the world population increases by an order of magnitude and then everyone moves to Nigeria overnight. [/quote] +234 - dialling code 080 - likely an area code (for area number 80) 76745219 - 100 million numbers for that ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 02-21-2014
  • Re: Think before you hit Print Screen!

    [quote user="Vanders"]It depends on where you work.[/quote] What he said ^^
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 01-22-2014
  • Re: Think before you hit Print Screen!

    [quote user="Ben L."][quote user="toon"]Also, for all you know I'm wearing a ball gag and pink spiky lederhosen.[/quote] Nice try, but I have a picture of you: [/quote] That's an old pre-op one. I'll update my avatar as soon as my dominatrix gives me permission.
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 01-22-2014
  • Re: Think before you hit Print Screen!

    [quote user="da Doctah"][quote user="toon"]Client: Okay, but... hang on, does that say "Cute hairy girl is horny"? toon: I believe it does. This app is available to a fair number of people (probably in the thousands), typically members of the general public. Our client said she didn't think that dude would ...
    Posted to "Side Bar" WTF (Forum) by toon on 01-21-2014
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