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Last post 07-26-2008 1:45 PM by Juifeng. 17 replies.
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  • 07-22-2008 1:14 PM

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    I was trying to log into JIRA to report a bug at my company... when I saw this:

     JIRA error

      Apparently IE is not smart enough to get UNKNOWN data, not sure why...

     

  • 07-22-2008 1:20 PM In reply to

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    Wholesale wholesale wholesale, wholesale wholesale. Wholesale? Wholesale wholesale.

  • 07-22-2008 1:43 PM In reply to

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     Malkovich.

     

  • 07-22-2008 1:48 PM In reply to

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    And apparently the web designer isn't smart enough to know that you can't put <font> (deprecated!) tags in the value attribute of an input tag.

    That would have worked in a button tag, though.  At least I think it would....

  • 07-22-2008 1:56 PM In reply to

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     Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken? Chicken.

  • 07-22-2008 2:35 PM In reply to

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    My favorite part is that JIRA has a link for "Bug Requests"

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  • 07-22-2008 3:10 PM In reply to

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    badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

    badger badger badger badger badger badger SNAKE!

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  • 07-22-2008 3:23 PM In reply to

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     Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

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  • 07-22-2008 3:36 PM In reply to

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    mrprogguy:
    That would have worked in a button tag, though.  At least I think it would....
    In a <button>, yes. Not in an <input type="button">, or submit, or reset, or etc.

    Also, warehouse warehouse warehouse warehouse warehouse warehouse. Warehouse.

    Someone got a little too happy with the translation features.
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  • 07-22-2008 3:50 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

     Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

     

     

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  • 07-22-2008 4:02 PM In reply to

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     Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken chicken? Chicken.

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    I mean, chicken chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken!

  • 07-22-2008 4:11 PM In reply to

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  • 07-22-2008 4:52 PM In reply to

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    mrprogguy:

    And apparently the web designer isn't smart enough to know that you can't put <font> (deprecated!) tags in the value attribute of an input tag.

    That would have worked in a button tag, though.  At least I think it would....

    I've seen people put <b> tags inside of title tags a lot, which every browser I know of renders as "<b>title</b>"

  • 07-22-2008 8:00 PM In reply to

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    mrprogguy:

    And apparently the web designer isn't smart enough to know that you can't put <font> (deprecated!) tags in the value attribute of an input tag.

     

    I suspect that "<font size=1>Wholesale</font>" is translated text for something that was never meant to appear in the input button. I would guess that someone was updating the translations table and forgot to include a where clause in their update statement, setting every translation to this, and the font tags are only apparent where translations are used as attributes like this.

    So, if I'm right, not a WTF on the behalf of the web designer, but a FAIL for whoever updated the database.

    I wonder why you'd include this font tag in a translation though? Aside from it being depreciated, are we to understand that different languages might have different sized text?

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  • 07-22-2008 10:52 PM In reply to

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     <font size=1>Chicken</font>

  • 07-23-2008 11:37 AM In reply to

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    developers developers developers

  • 07-26-2008 7:51 AM In reply to

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    SuperousOxide:
    I've seen people put <b> tags inside of title tags a lot, which every browser I know of renders as "<b>title</b>"
     

    Not every browser I know of :)

    With old versions of Netscape (ones that used bookmarks.html) bookmarking such titles would cause the HTML to be parsed, giving you bold titles in your bookmarks list.

  • 07-26-2008 1:45 PM In reply to

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    Zemm:
    With old versions of Netscape (ones that used bookmarks.html) bookmarking such titles would cause the HTML to be parsed, giving you bold titles in your bookmarks list.
     

     So, was this a script-injection-vulnerability?

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