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Last post 01-15-2008 5:53 PM by spxza. 47 replies.
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  • 01-09-2008 11:19

    • BOFH
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    A Grave Warning.....

  • 01-09-2008 11:30 In reply to

    • XIU
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    I AM ACTING AS AN IRRESPONSIBLE DATA OWNER BY PROCEEDING WITHOUT BACKUP
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  • 01-09-2008 11:34 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    Heh. Would be funny if after you type that it completely wiped your data and displayed "I told you so."
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  • 01-09-2008 11:37 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    The team that supports us needs their backups too.  Yesterday, when moving a new report into the QA environment, decided to click "REPLACE" rather than "ADD."  The result:  100 reports deleted, 1 report added.  Luckily they have backup.
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  • 01-09-2008 11:40 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    Very cool - all systems need this!
    Linux is not a code base. Or a distro. Or a kernel. It's an attitude. And it's not about Open Source. It's about a bunch of people who still think vi is a good config UI.

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  • 01-09-2008 11:43 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    If it had been me, I'd have just made the message read:

     

    It has been %d days since your last backup. Since you obviously don't value your data, I have deleted it to free up space. 

  • 01-09-2008 11:45 In reply to

    • clively
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    Whoeever wrote that needs a raise.  Beautiful.
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  • 01-09-2008 11:45 In reply to

    • zlogic
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    This is awesome!
    Now, if only Microsoft integrated this into Vista's UAC... "I AM FULLY AWARE THAT INSTALLING THIS THIRD-PARTY GAME MAY DO BAD THINGS AND I WON'T CALL MICROSOFT COMPLAINING IF SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG".
  • 01-09-2008 11:50 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    I tend to be a disagreeable person. Seeing this sort of a rant would make me inclined to refuse to do backups just out of spite.
  • 01-09-2008 11:54 In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    zlogic:
    This is awesome!
    Now, if only Microsoft integrated this into Vista's UAC... "I AM FULLY AWARE THAT INSTALLING THIS THIRD-PARTY GAME MAY DO BAD THINGS AND I WON'T CALL MICROSOFT COMPLAINING IF SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG".

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  • 01-09-2008 12:30 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    I AM ACTING AS AN IRRESPONSIBLE DATA OWNER BY PROCEEDING WITHOUT BACKUP
    — Flurp.
  • 01-09-2008 12:45 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    Of course there is the WTF that they obviously expect the user to be using their application's built-in backup system. If you are using a third party backup tool, OS tool or RAID for backups then you will just be annoyed by their software whining.
  • 01-09-2008 1:01 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.
  • 01-09-2008 1:13 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    This is probably a great idea to get through to the business type running the software that thinks to themselves "Self, I don't need to do backups. My computer works just fine. Why, I even dripped cheese in the fan one time and it's still running! This baby is indestructable!", hoses their system, and then proceeds to verbally berate the vendor for the next hour because their "shitty" software lost all of their work.
  • 01-09-2008 1:27 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    I AM ACTING AS A BLISSFULLY IGNORANT PEON BY PROCEEDING WITHOUT BACKUP SINCE I KNOW THAT OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY AND AS PART OF THE FILE SERVER ROLLOUT TEST CREW I STILL ACTUALLY HAVE ACCESS TO SAID BACKUPS IN REAL TIME--(THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULDN'T ANYMORE?)--SO BUG OFF.

     

     

    There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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  • 01-09-2008 2:31 PM In reply to

    • db2
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    Hmm, it's missing something. Something like case sensitivity, and random capitalization of every letter. Yeah, that'll do.

  • 01-09-2008 4:02 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    mallard:
    Of course there is the WTF that they obviously expect the user to be using their application's built-in backup system. If you are using a third party backup tool, OS tool or RAID for backups then you will just be annoyed by their software whining.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Windows keep track of backup information, so that (assuming the programmer is paying attention) this is a valid message? I could have sworn that there was an API for both asking Windows "when was this file last backed up" and telling it "I have backed up this file". I know Mac OS X has that capability, thanks to Google.

  • 01-09-2008 4:14 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    The Vicar:

    mallard:
    Of course there is the WTF that they obviously expect the user to be using their application's built-in backup system. If you are using a third party backup tool, OS tool or RAID for backups then you will just be annoyed by their software whining.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Windows keep track of backup information, so that (assuming the programmer is paying attention) this is a valid message? I could have sworn that there was an API for both asking Windows "when was this file last backed up" and telling it "I have backed up this file". I know Mac OS X has that capability, thanks to Google.

    Wouldn't that just be the 'archive' attribute?

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  • 01-09-2008 5:15 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    medialint:
    OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY

    Hourly? 

    — Flurp.
  • 01-09-2008 5:17 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    dhromed:

    medialint:
    OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY

    Hourly? 

    No HOURLY

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  • 01-09-2008 5:24 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    dhromed:

    medialint:
    OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY

    Hourly? 

    No HOURLY

    A common mistake. 

    — Flurp.
  • 01-09-2008 5:32 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    dhromed:
    MasterPlanSoftware:
    dhromed:

    medialint:
    OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY

    Hourly? 

    No HOURLY

    A common mistake. 

    Happens to me all the time, glad I could set you straight.

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  • 01-09-2008 7:44 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    dhromed:

    medialint:
    OUR FILE SERVERS ARE BACKED UP HOURLY

    Hourly? 

     

    Only files that change during the hour. No, the whole thing isn't backed up at that clip.  

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  • 01-09-2008 9:11 PM In reply to

    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    The Vicar:

    mallard:
    Of course there is the WTF that they obviously expect the user to be using their application's built-in backup system. If you are using a third party backup tool, OS tool or RAID for backups then you will just be annoyed by their software whining.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Windows keep track of backup information, so that (assuming the programmer is paying attention) this is a valid message? I could have sworn that there was an API for both asking Windows "when was this file last backed up" and telling it "I have backed up this file". I know Mac OS X has that capability, thanks to Google.

    Wouldn't that just be the 'archive' attribute?

     
    Anyway, who's to say that software is even on Windows. That screenshot is clearly of a terminal program, not a DOS window.


  • 01-10-2008 3:53 In reply to

    • bdew
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    mallard:
    RAID for backups

     RAID is a way to get redundancy. RAID is neither a backup strategy nor a replacement for one.

  • 01-10-2008 4:41 In reply to

    • tchize
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    Re: A Grave Warning.....

    mallard:
    Of course there is the WTF that they obviously expect the user to be using their application's built-in backup system. If you are using a third party backup tool, OS tool or RAID for backups then you will just be annoyed by their software whining.

    The WTF is that you consider RAIDing disks as a backup tool. 

  • 01-10-2008 5:55 In reply to