"Headoffice is now cut over to the new links and the new 2 routers on floor beside the comms rack are now in production. Due to there size, these new routers have to be racked after we remove the old routers. This will be done after the last phase is complete. These things are expensive at around 11k each. So be careful around them."
To add to the hilarity:- The old routers were removed yesterday anyway, so there is plenty of space in the rack.- The routers (which are about 4U high) are lying on their sides on the floor in front of the rack (ie: top heavy, most likely to fall over)
I was about to ask which impoverished country your SA was from, but then I realized he's most likely a result of our own failed public schools.