This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:
Just wanted to let you know that [Mexican restaurant] (located next to [Nearby location]) is giving us a free drink with the purchase of a Menu item as long as you have your badge.
Not three minutes later, we received a follow-up from the same person:
I forgot I was sending this to [Members of company]. This is a free Non-Alcoholic, medium drink from the fountain. Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams only to crush them.
I applaud the brave individuals who sent the responses that prompted this addendum.