This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

All –

Just wanted to let you know that [Mexican restaurant] (located next to [Nearby location]) is giving us a free drink with the purchase of a Menu item as long as you have your badge.

Thanks
[Person]

Not three minutes later, we received a follow-up from the same person:

I forgot I was sending this to [Members of company].  This is a free Non-Alcoholic, medium drink from the fountain.  Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams only to crush them.

I applaud the brave individuals who sent the responses that prompted this addendum.

curtmack:

This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

 

All –

Just wanted to let you know that [Mexican restaurant] (located next to [Nearby location]) is giving us a free drink with the purchase of a Menu item as long as you have your badge.

Thanks
[Person]

 

Not three minutes later, we received a follow-up from the same person:

 

I forgot I was sending this to [Members of company].  This is a free Non-Alcoholic, medium drink from the fountain.  Sorry for raising your hopes and dreams only to crush them.

 

I applaud the brave individuals who sent the responses that prompted this addendum.

Nagesh:

curtmack:

This e-mail just went out to everyone in the local office:

Coca-Cola?

No, I suspect curtmack works for someone other than coca-cola.

blakeyrat:

You mean Dos Equis, right? God please tell me you mean Dos Equis!

Curse you!  Normally I'm pretty immune to advertisements, but now I want to go get dinner at a nearby place and have a nice Dos Equis Amber...

 Peasants.

Everybody knows that the cerveza of choice is Modelo Negro.

 sausages.

dhromed:

 sausages.