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Last post 11-18-2012 6:29 PM by Cassidy. 14 replies.
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  • 10-01-2012 3:21 AM

    • spxza
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    What else can WTF mean?

    Hello, We maintain a fairly old code base written by many Cowboys over the last 2 decades. This leads to a high WTF/minute rate. Often saying those three letters out loud does not express one's dissatisfaction, and it's generally frowned upon cursing out loud in an open-plan office. What alternatives acronym expansions of WTF to "What the fsck?" do you know or use, that we could shamelessly steal, claim as our own and use? Thanks!
    Overworked, underpaid....sigh....anyone know of a tropical island with a decent Internet connection?
  • 10-01-2012 4:53 AM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    spxza:
    it's generally frowned upon cursing out loud in an open-plan office
     

    Not here in our office.

    spxza:
    fsck

    Not on this forum either.

    spxza:
    saying those three letters out loud does not express one's dissatisfaction,

    True. blame English (or French if you want to go further back) for its cumbersome pronunciation of "W".

     

    What the fucking motherfuckfuck fucking fucker godfucking fuckalmighty fuck.

    Crapdiddles.


    In complex analysis, a meromorphic function on an open subset D of the complex plane is a function that is holomorphic on all D except a set of isolated points

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  • 10-01-2012 4:54 AM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

     Worse Than Failure.

    dhromed:

    What the fucking motherfuckfuck fucking fucker godfucking fuckalmighty fuck.

    Crapdiddles.

    Dude, I told you that the purple-headed dildo's new attachment drains batteries faster. But would you go get a spare set so they don't conk out during your peak? No?

    Your fault.

     

     

  • 10-01-2012 7:07 AM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

     I've nicknamed it "The Motherfucker"


    In complex analysis, a meromorphic function on an open subset D of the complex plane is a function that is holomorphic on all D except a set of isolated points

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  • 10-01-2012 7:18 PM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

     Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.

    is what I say aloud.

  • 10-02-2012 12:44 AM In reply to

    • Ben L.
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    Why that formatting?
    Wombat = tasty fondue
    Wanker tits fuckwad
  • Morbs is the smartest!
  • 10-02-2012 8:49 AM In reply to

    • Xyro
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    ($_,@x,@y,$r,$o)=( "Xyro's signature!", 0xe4e10e9d0a4803ea, 0x92b0b7684cda510e,
    0x9d2a504b06a54c04, 0xb04804bca984dc0c, 0xea4889b4dadb1108, 0x90534665a4c79811)
    ;%_=map{$_,1}split//;%_=map{$o++,$_}sort keys%_;@x=map{sprintf'%x',$_}@x;for(@x
    ){$r.=$_{hex$_}for(split//)}$r=~s$Xa$xa$;$_=$r;s;(^|! )(\w+);$1\u\L$2;g;print#!
  • 10-02-2012 3:39 PM In reply to

    • ekolis
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    Microsoft y u no release Windows Transaction Foundation?!?
    I'm Spark Mandrill, and I'll... hey... can I... what, it BOUNCES?... 'kay, I'm splodin' now.
  • 10-02-2012 6:21 PM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

     Pasted here for those who can't be bothered to follow links:

    ******WTFWorld Taekwondo Federation
    ******WTFWhat If
    ******WTFWork Time Fun (PSP game)
    *****WTFWin the Future
    *****WTFWikileaks Task Force (US CIA)
    *****WTFWhiskey Tango Foxtrot
    *****WTFWhen They Fall (band)
    *****WTFWorse Than Failure
    *****WTFWhat the Fish
    ****WTFWilliamstown Theatre Festival
    ****WTFWhat the Frak? (Battlestar Galactica)
    ****WTFWay To Fail
    ****WTFWill to Fight
    ****WTFWasn't That Funny
    ****WTFWhy the Face?
    ****WTFWay to Fly
    ****WTFWhy the Failure
    ****WTFWelcome to Facebook (satire)
    ****WTFWhat The Freak (polite form)
    ****WTFWerewolf: the Forsaken (gaming)
    ****WTFWorst to First (Connecticut maternity compaign)
    ****WTFWrite to File
    ****WTFWaking the Fallen (Avenged Sevenfold album)
    ***WTFWow, That's Fantastic (chat slang)
    ***WTFWhat To Fix
    ***WTFWhat's This For?
    ***WTFWelcome to Finland
    ***WTFWhere's the Food?
    ***WTFWho the Freak? (polite form)
    ***WTFWhat the French Toast?
    ***WTFWords That Follow (online game)
    ***WTFWaste Treatment Facility
    ***WTFWhy The Freak (polite form)
    ***WTFWhere the Freak (polite form)
    ***WTFWhen The Freak (polite form)
    ***WTFWeekly Top Five
    ***WTFWhat the FAQ?
    ***WTFWater Task Force
    ***WTFWhy the Frown?
    ***WTFWelcome to Fun
    ***WTFWorld Trade Federation
    ***WTFWhere's the Fridge?
    ***WTFWhere's The Fish?
    ***WTFWhere's the File (software)
    ***WTFWireless Telecommunications Facility
    **WTFWhat the February
    **WTFWitendofi (website)
    **WTFWeapons Tactics Force (gaming)
    **WTFWow, That's Fun! (chat slang)
    **WTFWorld Tennis Federation
    **WTFWrestling Takedown Federation (TV episode title; South Park)
    **WTFWarcraft Text File (World of Warcraft)
    **WTFWe the Fools (radio show)
    **WTFWeapons Task Force (gaming)
    **WTFWisconsin Test Facility
    **WTFWarsaw Transatlantic Forum (Warsaw, Poland)
    **WTFWashington Tennis Foundation
    **WTFWhat the Fruitcake
    **WTFWatergate Task Force
    **WTFWell and Truly Freaked (polite form)
    **WTFWhat's This Foolishness
    *WTFWoodson Track and Field (Virginia)
    *WTFWindowed Time Facility (Apple)
    *WTFWire Transfer Form (payment)
    *WTFWild Turkey Federation
    *WTFWorld Trade Fair (various organizations)
    *WTFWomen's Track and Field
    *WTFWords to Follow
    *WTFWhere's the Fire?
    *WTFWhere's the Food
    *WTFWhere's the Fries
    *WTFWho's That Flying? (gaming)
    *WTFWhite Trash Family
    *WTFWhat's the Focus?
    *WTFWell, That's Fantastic
    *WTFWent to France
    *WTFWhat the Fudge
    *WTFWednesday Thursday Friday
    *WTFWardrobe Trends Fashion (lifestyle magazine)
    *WTFWalk to Freedom (US Army)
    *WTFWater-Table Fluctuation (groundwater)

     

     More entries, including Went To Florida, When Turtles Fly, Warm Tingly Feeling, Woah That's Freaky and Weird Things Found, can be found via the Acronym Attic link at the bottom of the same page.

  • 10-03-2012 4:21 AM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

     I'm partial to "Welcome to Fun"and "Went To France".


    In complex analysis, a meromorphic function on an open subset D of the complex plane is a function that is holomorphic on all D except a set of isolated points

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  • 10-03-2012 11:51 PM In reply to

    • Ben L.
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    The Daily Wow, That's Fantastic
    Sidebar: Wombat Tetris Facility
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  • 10-10-2012 8:34 PM In reply to

    • ekolis
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    Whoa, The FalconPUNCH!
    I'm Spark Mandrill, and I'll... hey... can I... what, it BOUNCES?... 'kay, I'm splodin' now.
  • 10-22-2012 10:15 AM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

  • 10-22-2012 9:01 PM In reply to

    • Zemm
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    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    dhromed:
    spxza:
    fsck
    Not on this forum either.
    fsck is "File System ChecK" WTCHKDSK?

    There used to be a site wtf.net.au: "Wireless Technical Forums" where all the meshers hung out.

     

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  • 11-18-2012 6:29 PM In reply to

    Re: What else can WTF mean?

    Necro time:

    His Name Is FTW

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