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Last post 05-09-2008 4:19 AM by ArieLex. 10 replies.
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  • 05-08-2008 7:54 AM

    • XIU
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    SSDS

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     I almost thought I was going crazy:

    http://www.microsoft.com/sql/dataservices/default.mspx

  • 05-08-2008 8:30 AM In reply to

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    Man, you almost gave me a heart attack there.
    I guess I'm back.

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  • 05-08-2008 8:36 AM In reply to

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    XIU:

     I almost thought I was going crazy:

    http://www.microsoft.com/sql/dataservices/default.mspx

    This might be a dumb question ( I'm 'deeply embedded' rather than Enterprisey ), but is this the next stage of MS's plan to own the Universe ?

    Oh, and fust ! (sorry, fist !) (Damn, I would've been if this forum software wasn't so slow)

     

  • 05-08-2008 8:43 AM In reply to

    • ammoQ
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     Is this SSDS, by any chance, MS' answer to Oracle's Application Express?

    beanbag girl 4ever

  • 05-08-2008 9:35 AM In reply to

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    They have a blog; we should point Swampy at that...

  • 05-08-2008 9:40 AM In reply to

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    Flickr has my personal photos.

    I'm just saying.

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  • 05-08-2008 10:15 AM In reply to

    • lanzz
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    let's just hope spectateswamp has bothered to register a trademark... this could be funnier than SCO's lawsuit.

  • 05-08-2008 12:35 PM In reply to

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    I read through all the info on the site and finally figured out what this Sql Server Data Services system is...

    Apparently, you copy everything out of your database into a single flat file, then use a simple VB app to search it.

    Brillant! 

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  • 05-08-2008 1:05 PM In reply to

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    Also found

    Ship Self-Defense System

    Shore Side Data System

    Social Science Data Service

    But the best has to be ... 

    Syracuse Swing Dance Society

     

    There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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  • 05-08-2008 4:29 PM In reply to

    • Murder4Al
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    Re: SSDS

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    As a MS SQL Techical Engineer (yeah sorry 'bout that :P), this is more MS's answer to the Amazon Elastic Computing Cloud combined with a sniff of Google Base, and probably a very promising one for company's that want to outsource there data storage to a 'trusted' company.
    I know there are still Indians supporting the whole thing and even I woudn't call MS a trusted company, but at least it's less obvious untill you log your first ticket :-)

    Made of 100% recycled electrons

  • 05-09-2008 4:19 AM In reply to

    • ArieLex
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    Best thread title ever.

    Does you deity have noodly appendages?
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