Just found a page full of WTF for you all.  I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on.  Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:

http://walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

I'd say skip through the Simple Emmitts, and the sections that aren't actually Emmitt quotes.

Enjoy, but here are my favorites:

"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)

Curses!  Misspelled the thread title, but somehow I spelled it right in the post.

Yeah, he says some funny stuff.   On Sundays when on TV, he seems to consistently wear a tie that is a good 6 inches shorter than most people wear ties.  I don't know if he does this on purpose or not, but it always cracks me up.

I love when people are ridiculing other people for making stupid mistakes and, in the process, make one themselves.  Matt Parkman is telepathic, not telekinetic, asshat.

For sports journalism WTFs see one of my favorites http://firejoemorgan.com

 

 

belgariontheking:

Just found a page full of WTF for you all. 

Just found a mug for you.

belgariontheking:

I don't watch ESPN, so I had no idea this phenomenon was going on.  Emmitt Smith doesn't know english:

So, it's like Colemanballs, only twenty-something years later and less original? 

belgariontheking:

Enjoy, but here are my favorites:

"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." (Commentary: Now, Emmitt, repeat after me. A cow says moooo...)

TRWTF is that those aren't actually funny.  Not even before you explained them.

DaveK:

Just found a mug for you.

 

I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.

shadowman:

I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.

Filed under: demugged

*sprays drink on screen*

shadowman:

I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.

Thank you shadowman.  I was afraid a lot of people hadn't liked the thread.  

Admittedly, some of the quotes on the emmitt page are just simple word slip-ups, but there are some gems in there. 

shadowman:

DaveK:

Just found a mug for you.

 

I thought it was about time for the counter-mug to emerge on these forums.

 

Damn!  I really thought I had something with the gum:

Gum or counter-mug, either way, this thread does not deserve the mug.  I only didn't post because these were old hat for me.