belgariontheking:I've seen some nerdy sigs in my day, but I think yours takes the cake.
I would second that, replacing "nerdy" with "hysterical".
My own contribution to sig history was back in the late 1980s, everyone had a sig that said "He's dead, Jim, get his wallet" or "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a floor mop" or something like that. So I got annoyed and changed my sig to:
"He's dead, Jim... but you still have to use a condom."
I got a lot of complaints, but there was a popular tagline file for OLX going around that snapped this up before the next update and shipped it out via FIDONET FREQ to millions of people around the world.
It's still not as funny as the photons.