Hello The Daily WTF Forum -

Jim Bastard here. Long time programmer and reader of The Daily WTF. I really enjoy this site and I can honestly say I've read every single WTF entry available on the site at least twice.

I've just launched a writing project documentating my experiences as a social engineer, leet haxor, and general miscreant. I know the readers of The Daily WTF will enjoy some of these stories so come check out the site: http://www.jimbastard.com/

I hope you don't consider this spam or a violation of forum rules. I only wanted to share! Thank you for allowing me to post here.

 

-Jim Bastard    

Hello Jim Bastard - 

bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

 

Actually, his site is relevant. I found his first post to be interesting at the least. I'll read the rest later.

 Well I'm sorry you think this is spam. I can assure you, its not. I've been a long time reader here and commented on stories many times as anonymous.

It's not a blog. I refuse to be aggregiated.

These are stories that any natural engineer would enjoy. 

  

JimBastard:

 Well I'm sorry you think this is spam. I can assure you, its not. I've been a long time reader here and commented on stories many times as anonymous.

It's not a blog. I refuse to be aggregiated.

These are stories that any natural engineer would enjoy.

 

Well, I'm sure it's super, whatever it is.  How about not making it your first post here?  Or how about not making it a post here at all?  Toss it in your sig or something and just post. 

How about you stop being a hater.

If you read what I wrote then you would realize I have posted numerous times....on the front page....as anonymous.

Today happened to be the day when I decided it was time to create an account!

You sir, are an asshat!

  

 

JimBastard:

How about you stop being a hater.

If you read what I wrote then you would realize I have posted numerous times....on the front page....as anonymous.

Great.  Let me just file that fact under "Unverifiable Facts."  And maybe I should cross-file it under "Crap I Don't Give A Damn About." 

Today happened to be the day when I decided it was time to create an account!

And that meant that today should also be the day you post your blog here?  And you don't see how that would raise red flags? 

You sir, are an asshat!

  Well, you've sure showed me.  I bow down to your superior wit.

Why do I suddenly think JB is Lysis? Although his first entry is similar to BOFH.

JimBastard:

*snip 10,000 year old picture first drawn on cave walls in France*

 

Any other cliches you want to get out of the way?

Incidentally, well done on putting the URL in your sig.  Oh, and welcome to the forums!

Filed under: bstorer is an asshat hater

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

bstorer:

Hello Jim Bastard - 

bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

 

You have got some problems, lighten up.

ZiggyFish:

bstorer:

Hello Jim Bastard - 

bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

You have got some problems, lighten up.

 

If you don't see any levity in that post, I'm not the one who needs to lighten up.

CodeSimian:

And who was bstorer hating on again?

Really, I didn't start out hating on anyone.  All I was saying is that a new user with no other posts shows and posts a "Hey guys, I thought you'd enjoy my website," message.  That's like page 1 in the spammer's handbook.  "Oh, I might enjoy your website?  Great!  While you're at it, do you have any money you need to move out of Nigeria?"

Now, as soon as he broke out the word "asshat," I regarded it as an open invitation for hating.  Is there still some small corner of the web where that word isn't played out?

bstorer:

ZiggyFish:

bstorer:

Hello Jim Bastard - 

bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

You have got some problems, lighten up.

 

If you don't see any levity in that post, I'm not the one who needs to lighten up.

After all. it is clearly impossilbe to get stuck in an elevator with Swampy, since  with the power of his stones he can just do a dance and magic the door open.

 

And anyway, how would he suffer, since he has the chance to learn all about SSDS from the master of search? 

bstorer:

CodeSimian:

And who was bstorer hating on again?

Really, I didn't start out hating on anyone.  All I was saying is that a new user with no other posts shows and posts a "Hey guys, I thought you'd enjoy my website," message.  That's like page 1 in the spammer's handbook.  "Oh, I might enjoy your website?  Great!  While you're at it, do you have any money you need to move out of Nigeria?"

Now, as soon as he broke out the word "asshat," I regarded it as an open invitation for hating.  Is there still some small corner of the web where that word isn't played out?

 

Yeah, I was just pointing out the irony of the tag.  I thought your first post in this thread was hilarious.

 Hi plz come to my site I am doctor from nigeria need money bad operation hurts tummy. plz send amex and visa.

 tanks!

 also can u plz send spammars handbook i lost my copy

 tanks

ZiggyFish:

bstorer:

Hello Jim Bastard - 

bstorer here.  Long time mocker and hater of spam.  I really don't care about your blog and I can honestly say there's no chance in hell I'll read it at least once. 

I've just written a post documenting my hatred of spam.  I know the posters of spam will enjoy some of these points so come check out this post: right here!

I hope you get stuck in a broken elevator with SpectateSwamp overnight.  I only want you to suffer!  Thank you for letting me vent.

 

You have got some problems, lighten up.

 

No, please stay exactly the same. I thought it was a fabulous reply and absolutely called for in light of the shameless self promoting. I sure got a laugh out of it.     

I refuse to be aggregiated

Wow, that's brillant!

jetcitywoman:

I refuse to be aggregiated

Wow, that's brillant!

 

 grammer nazi ftw? 

 

o.O 

JimBastard:

jetcitywoman:

I refuse to be aggregiated

Wow, that's brillant!

 

 grammer nazi ftw? 

 

o.O 

Lurk more.

Idiot

Moron

Shitty blog

What a piece of crap

Who gives a fuck?

Spam

Spammer

You are an idiot

Another Slashdot Troll

Another Slashdot Spammer

You are a huge retard

Nice bomb. Keep it up plz.

Spectre:

Lurk more.

 

JimBastard:

I really enjoy this site and I can honestly say I've read every single WTF entry available on the site at least twice.

Third time's the charm ;)

So like are you thinking I got pwned? You guys make no sense.

 

I read teh paula story the first day it was orginally posted and I've seen allllllllll the references to it....allllll the time. Okay. Stpo be a grammer nasi all over mah potsz otay.

 

I mean seriously im being super cereal.

 

Did anyone read teh storiez? Can I haz book deal now plz?