So today on the way to work I end up behind an SUV with an intriguing license plate frame.

"ON THE EIGHTH DAY

THE GODDESS CREATED WELSH TERRIERS"

Now, I know that it was probably made-to-order by the car's owner, but it's rare to see the confluence of neo-paganism and fanatacism for a particular breed of terrier manifest itself in one tacky plastic object!  I just imagine them being lined up on a rack of other tasteless frames in a tourist trap somewhere.

 I'll see your license plate cover, and raise you a t-shirt for dogs:

 Actually, on the eighth day god said "See! I told you that we'd have to put in some overtime on this one. This insane seven day schedule was clearly NOT the work of an Intelligent Designer."

RayS:

Actually, on the eighth day god said "See! I told you that we'd have to put in some overtime on this one. This insane seven day schedule was clearly NOT the work of an Intelligent Designer."

Yeah, but obviously God's boss just said "Ship it anyway and we'll just release a patch later."

Still waiting for Humanity 1.0.1... 

I see ones like this here

My Welsh Terrier is smarter than your Honor Student

and

I own a dog. And I vote.

On the top of mine it says Oakland ... and at the bottom Athletics I'm so damned boring but the cops never bother me. Even in Kentucky.

bstorer:

 I'll see your license plate cover, and raise you a t-shirt for dogs:

That dog has a "please help me, my human's an idiot" look on his face.  Someone, please call the Humane Society.

 Is the dog or the shirt made in the USA?

medialint:

Even in Kentucky.

ur profile sez u live in SF..  hav u lied to the Internets??!!

this is serious offense!

iam contacting the President of the Internetz Police right this vary momint!

morbiuswilters:

ur profile sez u live in SF..  hav u lied to the Internets??!!

 

this is serious offense!

iam contacting the President of the Internetz Police right this vary momint!

I am calling the psychologist. I think you have spent too much time reading Lysis and Dlikhten posts, and have started typing in fucktardese.

morbiuswilters:

medialint:

Even in Kentucky.

ur profile sez u live in SF..  hav u lied to the Internets??!!

 

this is serious offense!

iam contacting the President of the Internetz Police right this vary momint!

It's actually possible to drive from San Francisco to Kentucky ...  why someone would want to I'm not sure. But I did. I'm not sure why. It was there. I wasn't. Then I was. Now I'm not.

medialint:

It's actually possible to drive from San Francisco to Kentucky

Yes, but it shouldn't be.  This is all outlined in my latest book, Nuke Everywhere That Sucks. 

bstorer:

medialint:

It's actually possible to drive from San Francisco to Kentucky

 

Yes, but it shouldn't be.  This is all outlined in my latest book, Nuke Everywhere That Sucks. 

Kentucky doesn't suck. Maybe you do. Different people like different places. Good thing because we can't all fit into San Francisco or any other big city. I lived in various places in the southeast, and rather live here than out in CA. (Or Virginia) 

medialint:

I see ones like this here

My Welsh Terrier is smarter than your Honor Student

and

I own a dog. And I vote.

pitchingchris:

bstorer:

medialint:

It's actually possible to drive from San Francisco to Kentucky

 

Yes, but it shouldn't be.  This is all outlined in my latest book, Nuke Everywhere That Sucks. 

Kentucky doesn't suck. Maybe you do. Different people like different places. Good thing because we can't all fit into San Francisco or any other big city. I lived in various places in the southeast, and rather live here than out in CA. (Or Virginia)

Who said I think Kentucky is the one that sucks?  Maybe I meant San Francisco sucks.  You'll have to read my book to know for sure.

bstorer:

pitchingchris:

bstorer:

medialint:

It's actually possible to drive from San Francisco to Kentucky

 

Yes, but it shouldn't be.  This is all outlined in my latest book, Nuke Everywhere That Sucks. 

Kentucky doesn't suck. Maybe you do. Different people like different places. Good thing because we can't all fit into San Francisco or any other big city. I lived in various places in the southeast, and rather live here than out in CA. (Or Virginia)

 

Who said I think Kentucky is the one that sucks?  Maybe I meant San Francisco sucks.  You'll have to read my book to know for sure.

Idaho definitely sucks.

pitchingchris:

Kentucky doesn't suck. Maybe you do. Different people like different places. Good thing because we can't all fit into San Francisco or any other big city. I lived in various places in the southeast, and rather live here than out in CA. (Or Virginia)

I was born in the rural midwest near Kentucky and moved to the greater Boston area later in life.  Kentucky and the rest of the midwest are pretty sweet.  It's good to have a change, though, I get bored easily.  There are some retarded hicks in KY, but there are plenty in Boston, NYC and SF.

pitchingchris:

(Or Virginia) 

I hate living in Virginia.  The people living in Virginia who like living in Virginia are part of the reason the people living in Virginia who hate living in Virginia hate living in Virginia.

bstorer:

The people living in Virginia who like living in Virginia are part of the reason the people living in Virginia who hate living in Virginia hate living in Virginia.

GAH! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

YOU COMPUTER TECHNICIONS SURE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE. I DUN WORK SO I DONT NEED ANY BREAKS EXCEPT MY BREAKS FROM THE BEER FER THE MISSUS.  YESTERDAY MY GIRL TED SAID TED I THINK YOU DUN NEED TO GO TO WORK AND I TOLD HER WOMAN I DUN WORK SINCE I BROKE MY SKULL ON THE TRAILER HITCH.  SUMTIMES Y'ALL GOTTA LET THE WOMAN NO WHO IS MAN AROUND.

DO YOU ALL HAVE COMPUTERS HERE IN THIS CHAT ROOM? I NO THIS GUY TEDDY WHO HAS 2 COMPUTERS AND I SAID TED HOW DO YOU HAVE 2 COMPUTERS AND HE SAID HE GOT THE HOOK UP FROM OUR CUZZIN TED. HE IS SMART WITH THOSE COMPUTERS THAT KEEP LIGHT ON PLANTS IN THE BACK OF HIS TRAILER. IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HIS TRAILER SUMTIMES BUT HE JUST SAYS HES BAKIN BROWNIES.

bstorer:

pitchingchris:

(Or Virginia) 

 

I hate living in Virginia.  The people living in Virginia who like living in Virginia are part of the reason the people living in Virginia who hate living in Virginia hate living in Virginia.

s/Virginia/Columbia MD/g

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why so many people in this city go on about how much the LOVE Columbia.  It's the most boring, soulless, commercial place I've ever been.  Yet, somehow, there are all of these people who are born-and-raised here that would never dream of leaving because Columbia has everything they could possibly want.  I guess the set of things they want is just a tiny subset of the things interesting people who have ever been outside of the city might want.

djork:

Yet, somehow, there are all of these people who are born-and-raised here that would never dream of leaving because Columbia has everything they could possibly want.  I guess the set of things they want is just a tiny subset of the things interesting people who have ever been outside of the city might want.

Well, when people's life ambitions include anything to with the mall, these are the kinds of shallow, mindless souls you end up with.

MasterPlanSoftware:

I am calling the psychologist. I think you have spent too much time reading Lysis and Dlikhten posts, and have started typing in fucktardese.

djork:

So today on the way to work I end up behind an SUV with an intriguing license plate frame.

"ON THE EIGHTH DAY

THE GODDESS CREATED WELSH TERRIERS"

 Stuff like this makes me pledge, on a nearly daily basis, to move back to the East Coast.

djork:

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why so many people in this city go on about how much the LOVE Columbia.  It's the most boring, soulless, commercial place I've ever been.  

The best description I have ever heard of Columbia: "By robots, for robots."

The second best: "Columbia, Maryland (artist's conception)" 

spacecadet:

The best description I have ever heard of Columbia: "By robots, for robots."

spacecadet:

The best description I have ever heard of Columbia: "By robots, for robots."

I would love to live in a Robot town. That place sounds great.