cklam:

Fake Post because: Icon is off,  orthography and diction are almost ok and subject stays the same over six consecutive sentences.

Come on - that's lame. You guys have faked swampy's posts better than that before. Show some effort and this lackasidiacal (I hope spelled that one right) shit.

 

List of Swampy's posts.

Thanks for playing. 

cklam:

 No. Assume instead that I am elgate trying to grab attention from MFS ....

 

MasterFuckSwamp?

But seriously, I'm sitting beside HannahRochelle right now, and we're laughing at you.

Seriously, I'm not you. You wish you were me. 

elgate:

cklam:

 No. Assume instead that I am elgate trying to grab attention from MFS ....

 

MasterFuckSwamp?

But seriously, I'm sitting beside HannahRochelle right now, and we're laughing at you.

Seriously, I'm not you. You wish you were me. 

 

you are me - twenty years ago. 

cklam:

you are me - twenty years ago. 

Thank you for this insightful and motivating post.  I feel inspired by your words and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh, you don't have a newsletter?  Well fuck off then.

There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

AbbydonKrafts:

There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

Then we will post in the shade.

bstorer:

Then we will post in the shade.

Haha! Win!

belgariontheking:

cklam:

you are me - twenty years ago. 

Thank you for this insightful and motivating post.  I feel inspired by your words and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oh, you don't have a newsletter?  Well fuck off then.

I so totally fail to see the relationship between my post (which was a direct response to elgate's post) and your reference to a imaginary newsletters.

Thank you for sharing. 

Aside: Sorry for the slow response.

bstorer:

AbbydonKrafts:

There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

Then we will post in the shade.

 

Like this ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

cklam:

bstorer:

AbbydonKrafts:

There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Swamp from the histories! Every piece of SSDS parchment shall be burned. Every Swamp historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of the Swamp, or SpectateSwamp, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!

Then we will post in the shade.

 

Like this ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

"WTFians! Ready your... (whatever the hell those are...) and grease the wheels good, for tonight, we push baby carts IN HELL!"

(What has been with with this thread, lately? Swampy, if you really want this thread to stay alive, you have to post funny stuff.)

By the way, incidentally, I happened to look at the web page today and apparently the conference where the "Mashup Challenge" (remember that?) is on is now underway, or ended today, heck if I'm ever happy with timezones. Anyway, it's not surprising to see who's not in finals. Not at all.

WWWWolf:

By the way, incidentally, I happened to look at the web page today and apparently the conference where the "Mashup Challenge" (remember that?) is on is now underway, or ended today, heck if I'm ever happy with timezones.

Maybe Swampy really did head down there to curse them. Which means there's a chance he's in the US. Somebody call the DoHS!

WWWWolf:

(What has been with with this thread, lately? Swampy, if you really want this thread to stay alive, you have to post funny stuff.)

ammoQ has already stated that this is The Swamp and pretty much anything goes. People are taking advantage of it. I think Swampy's move away from the river has lessened his preaching abilities. Either that or he's still evading the authorities.

SpectateSwamp:

Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

 

SpectateSwamp:

Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

 

SpectateSwamp:

Wouldn't that be something, if I ended up as one of the 20 finalists? And the rest of you Geeks got nothing. Boy wouldn't this group look stupid then. Know-it-all Nerds! 

Check it out: http://www.netsquared.org/mashup

Thanks to this forum, I had some demo videos uploaded and ready to show.

 

 

 

clSwampig :) 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!

morbiuswilters:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!

Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

bstorer:

morbiuswilters:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!

Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

HannahRochelle:

bstorer:

morbiuswilters:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!

Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

HannahRochelle:

I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

You can buy one here. Or if you head up to the shack, Swampy will let you use his.

elgate:

HannahRochelle:

I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

You can buy one here. Or if you head up to the shack, Swampy will yet you use his.

You came up with that link awfully quickly...

bstorer:

HannahRochelle:

bstorer:

morbiuswilters:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CUNTS I CAN POST WORTHLESS CRAP TOO!!! NOW LETS ALL LAY OUR DICKS ON THE COUNTER AND POUND NAILS INTO THEM!!! HA HA HA HA!

Why do you always want everyone to show you their dicks?

I feel rather on the outer here, not owning a cock and all.

I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

 ...Can I pound nails into it?

HannahRochelle:

bstorer:

I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

 ...Can I pound nails into it?

Hey, wouldn't be the first time.

bstorer:

HannahRochelle:

bstorer:

I'm going to beat morbius to it: you can grab mine if you'd like.

 ...Can I pound nails into it?

Hey, wouldn't be the first time.

I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me.

HannahRochelle:

I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me.

What pstorer kicks?  Mostly children...  and puppies... with AIDS.   Do not have sex with him he is evil have sex with me instead.  Thank you.

HannahRochelle:

I'm almost tempted to ask what you do for kicks, but something tells me the answer will horrify me turn me on.

FTFY