MasterPlanSoftware:

 

SpectateSwamp:

see the original mpeg video starting 52 seconds in:

http://www.archive.org/details/demo85-pict7

OH NO! A blurry video of a leaf!

Good lord, it is amazing you are able to stay alive while being this stupid... How have you not forgotten to breath by now?

Everyone: Okay, I've got swampy figured out now: He is so stupid that he can not interrupt his video taping in order to edit his "takes" as he will forget to operate his camcorder in the meantime.

SpectateSwamp:

pitchingchris:

Geez, I didn't know the fate of the world rested with a stupid rock in Canada.

Santa Claus is from Canada too. I got told a couple times this season, that I would make a GOOD Santa.

Don't you DARE to go near any kids !!!!

CodeSimian:

SpectateSwamp:

pitchingchris:

Spectate Marsh must think he's so darn funny. Longer than forever. I'll pretend to laugh. My fellow marshies won't be so nice.

You got a project in the $100,000 mashup challenge? What is it? I'll vote for you and make a comment just to help out. I'm still a member. I think?

 

Spectate, this is getting out of hand.  Normally your non sequiturs are bit more clever than that.  I am seriously worried for your well-being, what with you spending all of your free time videoing leaves and spamming forums, especially at your age.

Thoughtful guy that I am, I took the liberty of entering your details into The Death Clock (thanks for telling us your birthday, BTW).  I estimated your BMI at 28, hope you don't mind.

The results are...well, less than encouraging.  Let's just say, if I were you I would spend more time shooting trapline video, more time shooting up spruce hens and much less time shooting your mouth off in forums:

 

So, whenever you feel like wasting more of everyone's precious time for kicks?  Stroll on over to this site, and remind yourself of what's really important in life:

http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=26&Month=7&Year=1946&Sex=Male&Mode=Normal&bmi=28&smoker=0

 

smoker=0 !?! He has been using pot since about forever. What do you think: that he is chewing pot or what ? Of course he smokes - unfiltered.

cklam:

*comments in response to a two-month old post*

Please, please stop. Let this thread die.

bstorer:

cklam:

*comments in response to a two-month old post*

Please, please stop. Let this thread die.

Spectre:

bstorer:

cklam:

*comments in response to a two-month old post*

Please, please stop. Let this thread die.

But I like this thread!

Naaaa - I'm hooked. I want my pound of flesh ................. 

cklam:

Naaaa - I'm hooked. I want my pound of flesh ................. 

Seriously, there's been nothing funny or interesting in this thread for quite awhile.  Sorry you're very late to the party, but everyone has gone home.

ammoQ:

CodeWhisperer:

Damn it!   First he lives in North Vancouver -- where I lived -- then he lives in Edmonton -- where I also lived... if he's living in Penticton now (you guessed it...and about 11 hours from Whitecourt) I'm going to start getting paranoid.

 

Never seen the movie "Unbreakable" with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson? Maybe the two of you is a similar pair... 

Unbreakable - Hell. Am I the only one who thinks multiple personalities here ... !?!

morbiuswilters:

cklam:

Naaaa - I'm hooked. I want my pound of flesh ................. 

Seriously, there's been nothing funny or interesting in this thread for quite awhile.  Sorry you're very late to the party, but everyone has gone home.

Um - No ?

As an aside: I am sorry about being very very late, too. If I am offending by replying to very old posts: this is by no means intentional (dous'nt go for you swampy).

As for letting this t(h)reat(d) die: That's like burning books.

You want out - no problem - let's change the guard.

Maybe this will annoy MasterPlanSoftware and he will reply. That would my rite-of-passage for this forum

cklam:

 

As an aside: I am sorry about being very very late, too. If I am offending by replying to very old posts: this is by no means intentional (dous'nt go for you swampy).

 

As for letting this t(h)reat(d) die: That's like burning books.

 

You want out - no problem - let's change the guard.

 

Maybe this will annoy MasterPlanSoftware and he will reply. That would my rite-of-passage for this forum

What, you think the 2000+ posts appeared overnight? 

And dude... the only things Spectate has said in the last week are about moving house and getting a new camera. 

And I do believe MPS is perpetually annoyed anyway. 

 ... SNIP ... 

HannahRochelle:

What, you think the 2000+ posts appeared overnight? 

No, of course not. I just didn't know about the swampiest thing on this planet before. And now I am shell-shocked.

HannahRochelle:

And dude... the only things Spectate has said in the last week are about moving house and getting a new camera. 

I am aware of the fact

HannahRochelle:

And I do believe MPS is perpetually annoyed anyway. 

I have seen other posters referring to this fact before. Still, it appears to make him productive. He took the lead in creating the spectateswamp site, after all.

ender:

bstorer:

They can have my C-x C-c when they pry it from my cold, dead hands! 

Am I the only one who just can't get used to Ctrl+XCV and uses Shift+Del, Ctrl+Ins and Shift+Ins instead?

No.

MasterPlanSoftware:

SpectateSwamp:

I have the finest Pot relate t-shirts on Earth right here

 

Just to think... your nipples can rub up against the same fabric as Spectate's. 

 

Excellent.

Gross !!!! That is so gross !!!!

Lights flash before my eyes - I feel another migraine bout coming on. Shit.

Spectre:

CodeSimian:

And don't legitimate third-party media players like the excellent Media Player Classic also use MCI? 

Judging from the import table, MPC doesn't use MCI functions, but most likely DirectDraw/Direct3D (and DirectShow). MCI is a really lightweight interface, not something to make your own media player with.

bstorer:

Eternal Density:

Great job on the code analysis (WWWWolf) and keeping up the general level of hilarity.  I'm curious to know whether the .NET port (courtesy of bstorer) is keeping the original structure and naming as much as possible, or whether it's actually cleaning things up a little.  (After all, we can only make it better.) 

I'm doing my best to maintain the WTFery of the code.  I have to move all the GoSub sections into new functions because VB.Net doesn't have GoSubs.  But they look like this now:

    'march 20/00
    Private Function InputFile_24000()
InputFile_24000:

*blah, blah*

        Return
    End Function

I admire you for your unrelenting perseverance, sir.

But, please: do not get brain-fucked by that POS code. Remember, you have a life. Take a breaks for 10 minutes every hour. Do not work on this for more than two hours at a stretch. Be careful.

cklam:

(yet more random replying to old posts)

Shut the fuck up, post whore. 

CodeSimian:

SpectateSwamp:

With debugging people are always encouraging the use of "debugger" utilities.

 

.... SNIP ....

Next you'll tell us you revolutionized plumbing by digging a latrine in your backyard.

 ... Or maybe not ? Is that the reason for the swampy thingy living in a swamp shack developing swampy software ? It is likely a very good thing that pheromones can not be posted in this forum (yet) ....

cklam:

 .... SNIP ....

Is this a new way of trying to kill this thread (at last)? Must be a backup account created by MPS.  (Or.. Multiple Personality Syndrome... Coincidence?)

MarcB:

SpectateSwamp:

Wander around in the back alley with your camcorder in a tripod

What!? You have a tripod? All this time you've been making totally crappy hand-held reshoots of your stupid videos, and you could've used a tripod? Just how stupidly moronic are you?

  ..... SNIP .......

Of course he has a tripod. How does he shoot his outdoor trap-line/Cloud/"Alien" crap videos otherwise. They are steady. Try to shoot some electric /sky/cloudswires standing straight up without leaning on/holding on to something for 20 minutes and you'll know what I mean: You will "jam it" to yourself. (couldn't resist that one).

 My guess that ole swampy couldn't be arsed to use the tripod for his desktop videos because it is too much trouble in the trailer and taking it back and forth from the trunk of his car - is all.

Kefer:

cklam:

 .... SNIP ....

 

Is this a new way of trying to kill this thread (at last)? Must be a backup account created by MPS.  (Or.. Multiple Personality Syndrome... Coincidence?)

Nope, just way too much time at work and a bad case of swamp-shell-shock.

I will have to let it run its course unless you guys convince AmmoQ to shut me down.

I apologize for any annoyance I am causing. But I do not repent.

Bear with me - I am already on page 33.

cklam:

all his posts

shutr up you idiot. no-one here is interested any more - we milked that thread for all its worth, and we didnt want to see it die, but it had to. you arent saying anything new, interesting, or funny. you, sir, are TRWTF 

jakkle:

cklam:

all his posts

 

 

shutr up you idiot. no-one here is interested any more - we milked that thread for all its worth, and we didnt want to see it die, but it had to. you arent saying anything new, interesting, or funny. you, sir, are TRWTF 

No. Maybe I am. Who cares about you ? I certainly do not.

cklam:

No. Maybe I am. Who cares about you ? I certainly do not.

since everyone agrees with me, and no-one agrees with you, your opinions can be entirely disregarded 

cklam:

I apologize for any annoyance I am causing. But I do not repent.

SHUT