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Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?

Last post 06-11-2008 8:13 by MasterPlanSoftware. 2376 replies.
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  • 04-30-2008 7:32 In reply to

    Re: 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    Eternal Density:

    If you video a mirror with a webcam.  You might find alien artifacts at the edge of the mirror.  This is because of the infinite ReShoot that results from the mirror.  Not because of compression.

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    Is that SSDS on Windows Vista?
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  • 04-30-2008 8:49 In reply to

    • SpectateSwamp
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    SSDS captures 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    spenk:

    SpectateSwamp:
    SSDS makes it so.
    SSDS makes it so??? Does SSDS allow you to film this shit? Does SSDS allow you to copy it from your camera? Does SSDS allow you to upload it and inflict it upon an unsuspecting world? Does SSDS allow you to look at a video just like any of the other media players out there?I'm guessing the last one - which makes SSDS pretty fucking useless.

    SSDS made the whole video process easy and fun. Without it and slowmotion playback. I would have never captured these flyers. There was lots and lots of video with nothing. Lots.

    SSDS is just too fast for these flyers. Unseen to the human eye.

     

    Tobacco leaf flyer 5226

     

    Tobacco leaf flyer 5301

     

    Tobacco leaf flyer 5307

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  • 04-30-2008 9:02 In reply to

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    SpectateSwamp:

    spenk:

    SpectateSwamp:
    SSDS makes it so.
    SSDS makes it so??? Does SSDS allow you to film this shit? Does SSDS allow you to copy it from your camera? Does SSDS allow you to upload it and inflict it upon an unsuspecting world? Does SSDS allow you to look at a video just like any of the other media players out there?I'm guessing the last one - which makes SSDS pretty fucking useless.

    SSDS made the whole video process easy and fun. Without it and slowmotion playback. I would have never captured these flyers. There was lots and lots of video with nothing. Lots.

    SSDS is just too fast for these flyers. Unseen to the human eye.

    *insert horrible-looking images of FLYING RED CIRCLES here*

     

     

    Yeah.... No.

     

    All I can see is red where you've marked it. Why wont you just give up?

     

  • 04-30-2008 9:27 In reply to

    • tdittmar
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    Re: SSDS captures 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    HannahRochelle:
    All I can see is red where you've marked it. Why wont you just give up?
     

    My latest idea is: Swamp is actually an alien himself, trying to get back onto his ship. Unfortunately - as he's been pissing his folks off repeatedly (SSDS, video *non*-editing, etc.) - they've activated their cloaking device after telling him to beam down and look for stones with holes in them. So now he's stuck here - and guess what? He didn't learn from the experience, but still keeps pissing off everyone around. Damn - we don't have cloaking devices. Maybe if we stick one of his rocket building friend's rockets up his a** we can help him get home (or lost - whatever)?

    SpectateSwamp - Fighting Open Source with ClueNessLess
  • 04-30-2008 9:29 In reply to

    • spenk
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    Re: SSDS captures 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    SpectateSwamp:
    SSDS made the whole video process easy and fun.
    Media player, vlc or virtual dub would all have allowed you to do the same thing - SSDS just adds a confusing syntax to a basic video playback feature.

    SpectateSwamp:
    Without it and slowmotion playback.
    The slowmotion playback that windows provides you mean?

    SpectateSwamp:
    I would have never captured these flyers.
    Leaf not flyer - try to remember that.

    SpectateSwamp:
    SSDS is just too fast for these flyers. Unseen to the human eye.
    SSDS is too fast? This has nothing to do with the camera used to film it or the whole concept of mpeg video then?

  • 04-30-2008 9:45 In reply to

    Re: SSDS captures 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    spenk:
    SpectateSwamp:
    SSDS made the whole video process easy and fun.
    Media player, vlc or virtual dub would all have allowed you to do the same thing - SSDS just adds a confusing syntax to a basic video playback feature.
    Poor sob. Media Player can't do super slow motion super super slow motion. It can only do 1/2 or 1/4 speed. But the flyers are too fast. Can't be seen at 1/4. That's only possible with SSDS. Because it's fast fast fast. But only SS and us Swampys can tell. Others no use. Too stupid.

    btw, there was this theory that proposed that everyone Swampy referred to as .+Swamp got cursed by him. Has this theory already been approved/denied?
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  • 04-30-2008 9:48 In reply to

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    derula:
    there was this theory that proposed that everyone Swampy referred to as .+Swamp got cursed by him. Has this theory already been approved/denied?
     

    MasterPlanSwamp is alive and well.

    Yes, I have been banned. Thanks to all for a good time.

    Tired of incompetent moderation?
    Wondering where all the clever discussion went?
    Try irc.slashnet.org #TDWTFMafia.
    We don't ban or kick and everyone is welcome.*

    *Stupid people will be mocked mercilessly and encouraged to commit suicide, however.
  • 04-30-2008 10:06 In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    derula:
    there was this theory that proposed that everyone Swampy referred to as .+Swamp got cursed by him. Has this theory already been approved/denied?
     

    MasterPlanSwamp is alive and well.

    So is DerulaSwamp, but I thought, you know, maybe SS's curses aren't too precise in timing and / or strength. Maybe he's planted cancer inside of us, and it takes some time until symptoms occur. Or maybe his curses didn't work for some reason. Maybe because he was on drugs.
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  • 04-30-2008 10:07 In reply to

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    derula:
    Maybe he's planted cancer inside of us
     

    I fear no cancer.

    Yes, I have been banned. Thanks to all for a good time.

    Tired of incompetent moderation?
    Wondering where all the clever discussion went?
    Try irc.slashnet.org #TDWTFMafia.
    We don't ban or kick and everyone is welcome.*

    *Stupid people will be mocked mercilessly and encouraged to commit suicide, however.
  • 04-30-2008 10:27 In reply to

    • SpectateSwamp
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    SSDS a lower tech s**t - I never knew

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    This forum knows more about Digital Video & Desktop Search - Dino Mummies - Sasquatch - Aliens homegrown & extraterrestrial - Medicine Stones than anybody on the planet. Swampies you all graduate. Those that don't want to be graduating. Too late, You graduate anyway.

    Some of you deserve special recognition. For arguing and arguing without end. A double Swampie so to speak. Some people just don't know when to ride off into the sunset. Getting famous on the net using my coattails. How bad it that. Very Bad.

    That 1/2 day at SwampShack would more funl than ever. Jamming SSDS and Digital Video.


    These pics from the last post are more perminent that the archive.org ones..
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25854404@N05/2454547948/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25854404@N05/2454548042/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25854404@N05/2454548076/

    The original video so you can verify the video and do the math.
    http://www.archive.org/details/demo85-pict7

     

     

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  • 04-30-2008 10:30 In reply to

    Re: SSDS a lower tech s**t - I never knew

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    Junk. You are junk. You fucking fool.

    Yes, I have been banned. Thanks to all for a good time.

    Tired of incompetent moderation?
    Wondering where all the clever discussion went?
    Try irc.slashnet.org #TDWTFMafia.
    We don't ban or kick and everyone is welcome.*

    *Stupid people will be mocked mercilessly and encouraged to commit suicide, however.
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  • 04-30-2008 10:41 In reply to

    Re: SSDS a lower tech s**t - I never knew

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    Junk. You are junk. You fucking fool.

     

    Indeed.

    Yes, I have been banned. Thanks to all for a good time.

    Tired of incompetent moderation?
    Wondering where all the clever discussion went?
    Try irc.slashnet.org #TDWTFMafia.
    We don't ban or kick and everyone is welcome.*

    *Stupid people will be mocked mercilessly and encouraged to commit suicide, however.
  • 04-30-2008 10:45 In reply to

    Re: SSDS a lower tech s**t - I never knew

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    SpectateSwamp:
    Some of you deserve special recognition. For arguing and arguing without end. A double Swampie so to speak. Some people just don't know when to ride off into the sunset. Getting famous on the net using my coattails. How bad it that. Very Bad.
    There we have your real intentions. You don't want to save the world. At least not to rescue us. You just want to be a hero! It's all about you then, not your software. How very appropriate then that you are even stupider than the targets of your software. Wait, that would mean that you would write more intelligent software than you are... and then... er, where was I?
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  • 04-30-2008 11:08 In reply to

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    All need an audience

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    derula:
    There we have your real intentions. You don't want to save the world. At least not to rescue us. You just want to be a hero! It's all about you then, not your software. How very appropriate then that you are even stupider than the targets of your software. Wait, that would mean that you would write more intelligent software than you are... and then... er, where was I?
    They all need an audience. New Dino Mummy finds, Aliens and Stone Dances even Swampies with CamCorders. And the Audience needs them. They just do.

    I hope that driving home these points isn't driving you mad mad. Too late.

    That's not you MPSwamp. You are not the same. They got you. You knew too much. Sorry.

     

     

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  • 04-30-2008 11:17 In reply to

    Re: All need an audience

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    SpectateSwamp:
    That's not you MPSwamp. You are not the same. They got you. You knew too much. Sorry.
    You mean, MPS was *shock* replaced be an AI from outer space? Damn. Now who will update spectateswamp.com and thestupidestmanonearth.com? ALIENS? Will they torture MPS to get the password from him? Tell me, I'm not an alien expert like you are.
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  • 04-30-2008 11:18 In reply to

    • spenk
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    Re: SSDS captures 700 MPH Tobacco Leaf Flyer

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    derula:
    btw, there was this theory that proposed that everyone Swampy referred to as .+Swamp got cursed by him. Has this theory already been approved/denied?
     

    I have a bit of a headache. Does that count as cursed?

  • 04-30-2008 11:33 In reply to

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    spenk:
    I have a bit of a headache. Does that count as cursed?
    Maybe the SwampCurses have some kind of range, and get less effective the farther the victim. Where do you live, MPS? Oh right, you've been abducted by aliens... okay, Swampy's curses don't apply in space or in Eurasia / Africa / Australia / South America, q.e.d.
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  • 04-30-2008 11:54 In reply to

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    A more flaky forum I never knew

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    As this discussion declines only the real real flakes remain. Good going DerulaSwamp ant the rest of our fellow flakes. Too bad for those NetSquaredSwamps missing out on all this knowledge sharing, collaboration and flakyness. Every possible critic and extremist opinion on SSDS have been expressed and poor poor old SpectateSwamp thanks you.

    Watch out for the hooded crow 

     

     

    Watch out for this bird.

     

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  • 04-30-2008 12:58 PM In reply to

    Re: A more flaky forum I never knew

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    SpectateSwamp:

    (more bullshit) 

    GO AWAY.
  • 04-30-2008 2:31 PM In reply to

    Re: A more flaky forum I never knew

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    stolen_username:

    SpectateSwamp:

    (more bullshit) 

    GO AWAY.
    No reason to be rude. Stolen_Swamp. He's just warned us of that bird. That was kinda nice. I would have never guessed that this bird could be dangerous.
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  • 04-30-2008 3:25 PM In reply to

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    SpectateSwamp:
    Watch out for this bird.
     

    My good, look at all those cloaked motherships hiding up against the building walls. There's so many of them, they're even assembling themselves into shapes. If you look closely at the left end of the right-most brown building, there's an assembly of cloakers that look like a figure waving at the camera.

    Thanks for warning us all of this impending Alien Walmart Greeter threat, Swampy! We'd better all start building our Alien Bomb shelters now!

    -- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
  • 04-30-2008 3:26 PM In reply to

    • spenk
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    Re: A more flaky forum I never knew

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    SpectateSwamp:
    Too bad for those NetSquaredSwamps missing out on all this knowledge sharing, collaboration and flakyness.
    This isn't knowledge, sharing or collaboration - it is us taking the piss out of you. I really do not think the NetSquared people are missong out on anything.

  • 04-30-2008 3:34 PM In reply to

    Da aliens, boss, da aliens!

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     For those who can't see the self-assembling cloaked alien motherships:


    1. The eyes
    2. The mouth
    3. Waving arm
    4. Brick they just shit when they realize they've been spotted by Swampy and his trusty CamCorder.

    -- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
  • 04-30-2008 3:50 PM In reply to