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Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?
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NeoMojo


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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
SpectateSwamp: A Mac or Linux version could possibly handle this spaghetti code better.
Hey SpectateSwamp! I see you still haven't tried Notepad++
It's better than SSDS, and not only that; it can run SSDS! So you can edit SSDS and just jam it and you can edit Notepad++ (it's open source) and just jam it to do anything you could ever want.
I bet you're just afraid of a showdown between the two systems. Notepad++ can trump SSDS in desktop search and usability everytime. Where's my showdown? You and all your yappity yapping and you can't even beat Notepad++. You'll never come up with the goods.
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Eternal Density


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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
NeoMojo:ou can edit Notepad++ (it's open source) and just jam it to do anything you could ever want.
I jammed a plugin last year. Win32 GUI programming is. PainFull.
Mass Effect 2 FTW!
lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again. curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references. morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
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tombom


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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
Some Sheppey inhabitants like to call themselves Swampies, a
term that began as, and for some people remains, an insult; for others
it has become a term of endearment or a phrase for reinforcing identity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Sheppey
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Eternal Density


- Joined on 03-25-2007
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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
I must admit that I've never heard of Ithe Isle of Sheppey
Mass Effect 2 FTW!
lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again. curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references. morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
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AbbydonKrafts


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joemck:Ya, it's a "middot" character (· - HTML entity ·) with every Unicode combining diacritical mark (and whatever those other doodads on it might be called).
plz send t3h codez! srsly!
I want to put that one in my script now that I know what it is.
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bstorer


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joemck:Since this is a Swamp thread, an examination of it in 72-point red font is called for. I'd make it scroll too but the <marquee> tag doesn't seem to work here.
·̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼̀́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́̕̚͠͡ͅ
It looks like a weather vane.
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morbiuswilters


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bstorer:It looks like a weather vane.
Am I missing the joke here? All I see is a sting of characters about half-a-page long.. Also, isn't a middot a dot that's, uh, at the mid-point of letters? Like myah: ·
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AbbydonKrafts


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morbiuswilters:All I see is a sting of characters about half-a-page long.
Opera 9 on WinXP shows it as a single "character". I guess weather vane is as close to its description as any. What are you using?
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morbiuswilters


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AbbydonKrafts:Opera 9 on WinXP shows it as a single "character". I guess weather vane is as close to its description as any. What are you using?
FF2 on Linux. Either my setup is smart enough to realize that diacritical marks shouldn't sit atop each other or it's too stupid to realize that they are supposed to sit atop anything (more likely). Still, "middot" must be some kind of nickname for that monstrosity because a real middot isn't anything like that.
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morbiuswilters


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Since you seem to be confused here, I will present some visual aids. A weather vane:
NOT a weather vane: 
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MarcB


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morbiuswilters:All I see is a sting of characters about half-a-page long
I get the long string as well if I force FF2 out of UTF-8 for the page's character encoding (ie: switch to iso-8859 or billsoft-1252).
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morbiuswilters


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MarcB:I get the long string as well if I force FF2 out of UTF-8 for the page's character encoding (ie: switch to iso-8859 or billsoft-1252).
I am just using what the page tells me (UTF-8) and I get the screenshot above. If I switch to some non-unicode encoding it outputs junk (as expected).
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AbbydonKrafts


- Joined on 11-21-2006
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The strange thing is that I see it as the blob in the tags and when Ender put it in a message. With the red 72-pt version, I only see the dot.
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tdittmar


- Joined on 11-14-2006
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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
ammoQ:He is probably refering to REALbasic and/or Gambas. My sarcasm-detector may be broken, but do you really think SS knows anything about basic compilers on other systems than Windows when he learned about VB.net only a couple of days ago? Do you even think he knows anything about Mac or Linux? He may have read the names, right, but I seriously doubt that he'd recognize MacOS X (let alone a Gnome desktop) if you showed him... His ideas are a whole pile of crap. He may have read about "portable" software, but he has no grasp whatsoever of the concept. I assume he defines "portable" by "can take it with. Me on DVD." Boy, he was even talking about doing identical program versions in different languages (some posts ago: First do a .net version, then port it to C and then to Java)! What should be the point of that? He can't even get one version right in the most "basic" language there is... If he'd wanted portability, he'd have chosen Java or Mono or ANSI C for the new version...
I'd say, let him play a little with VB.net - at least he stopped posting pictures of compression artifacts he considers to be aliens...
SpectateSwamp - Fighting Open Source with ClueLessNess
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bstorer


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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
tdittmar:at least he stopped posting pictures of compression artifacts he considers to be aliens...
Weren't you paying attention? The compression artifacts are aliens. Why else could birds (any old birds, not just medicinie birds) see them?
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NeoMojo


- Joined on 01-22-2008
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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
Eternal Density:I jammed a plugin last year
See, Spectate! Eternal Density testifies to how excellent Notepad++ is.
While I agree that SSDS is a wonder and useful programme, it can't top Notepad++ for ease of use and extensibility. You have to admit that SSDS pales in comparison, or bring it to a showdown.
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tdittmar


- Joined on 11-14-2006
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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
bstorer:The compression artifacts are aliens. Sorry - seems my mind is stuck in a "free Sunday"-mode. Of course the. Artifacst are aliens!! Hahaha!! Birds can. See them. How could I. Forget? Forget what I said. Jam it!
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ender


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AbbydonKrafts:I want to put that one in my script now that I know what it is.
You can use this in JavaScript: \u00B7\u0300\u0301\u0302\u0303\u0304\u0305\u0306\u0307\u0308\u0309\u030A\u030B\u030C\u030D\u030E\u030F\u0310\u0311\u0312\u0313\u0314\u0315\u0316\u0317\u0318\u0319\u031A\u031B\u031C\u031D\u031E\u031F\u0320\u0321\u0322\u0323\u0324\u0325\u0326\u0327\u0328\u0329\u032A\u032B\u032C\u032D\u032E\u032F\u0330\u0331\u0332\u0333\u0334\u0335\u0336\u0337\u0338\u0339\u033A\u033B\u033C\u033D\u033E\u033F\u0340\u0341\u0342\u0343\u0344\u0345\u0360\u0361 to get ·̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼̀́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́̕̚͠͡ͅ
Because 10 billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral... it arouses such a bittersweet, almost heartbreaking fondness.
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bstorer


- Joined on 02-01-2007
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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
NeoMojo:While I agree that SSDS is a wonder and useful programme, it can't top Notepad++ for ease of use and extensibility. You have to admit that SSDS pales in comparison, or bring it to a showdown.
Showdowns aren't necessary. Can Notepad++ do Random Video? Or Large Font Scrolling Text with Highlighting? Hardly.
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morbiuswilters


- Joined on 01-15-2008
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ender:·̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼̀́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́̕̚͠͡ͅ
So after doing a little research into Unicode, apparently my browser/OS are behaving correctly and anyone who sees the blob should not be. Combination characters like diacritics should only pair with base characters.
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bstorer


- Joined on 02-01-2007
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morbiuswilters:So after doing a little research into Unicode, apparently my browser/OS are behaving correctly and anyone who sees the blob should not be.
Such jealousy just because you don't see the weather vane? It's not very becoming.
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morbiuswilters


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bstorer:Such jealousy just because you don't see the weather vane? It's not very becoming.
Be good, or I shall $admin = false you.
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bstorer


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morbiuswilters: bstorer:Such jealousy just because you don't see the weather vane? It's not very becoming.
Be good, or I shall $admin = false you.
$admin = true; deleteUser("morbiuswilters");
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morbiuswilters


- Joined on 01-15-2008
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bstorer:$admin = true; deleteUser("morbiuswilters");
$admin = 2; // twice the power $db->query("DROP TABLE bstorer"); exec("rm -r /home/bstorer/"); $db->query("UPDATE users SET awesome = 1 WHERE (login = 'morbiuswilters')");
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AbbydonKrafts


- Joined on 11-21-2006
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morbiuswilters:$db->query("DROP TABLE bstorer");
He has his own table, yet you...
morbiuswilters:$db->query("UPDATE users
...are only an entry in users?
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AbbydonKrafts


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ender:You can use this in JavaScript:
It's a good thing that I was able to select something that's completely off the edge of the screen.
I see that replying will reveal long lines. It gives me a horizontal scrollbar on the Compose tab.
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morbiuswilters


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AbbydonKrafts: morbiuswilters:$db->query("DROP TABLE bstorer");
He has his own table, yet you...
morbiuswilters:$db->query("UPDATE users
...are only an entry in users?
I have my own database, fool. The users table is only there to show how awesome I am. Also, I wouldn't be too surprised if CS's database schema wasn't far off from what I have described here.
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AbbydonKrafts


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morbiuswilters:I have my own database, fool. The users table is only there to show how awesome I am.
Oooooo.. *basks in morbius' awesomeness*
morbiuswilters:Also, I wouldn't be too surprised if CS's database schema wasn't far off from what I have described here.
Anyone wanna install CS and go schema diving?
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bstorer


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AbbydonKrafts: morbiuswilters:$db->query("DROP TABLE bstorer");
He has his own table, yet you...
morbiuswilters:$db->query("UPDATE users
...are only an entry in users?
I get my own table because I spew so much crap. Such is life.
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MarcB


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AbbydonKrafts:Anyone wanna install CS and go schema diving? Found this, which has a Visio-based ER diagram of CS 2.0, with accompanying .png of the diagram. 1.8meg .zip file. First glance through the .vsd to see what they've got for types on the various fields doesn't show too many RealWTFs. Date/Time fields are DATETIME type, numeric fields are INTEGER, etc... There does seem to be some "huh?" stuff in cs_Styles. Stuff like "HeaderColorXXX", where XXX is 'Primary', 'Secondary', and 'Tertiary'. Don't know if those are cascading colors for nested headers, or CS 2.0 only supports 3 different template color schemes. Most other stuff seems to be normalized decently.
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SpectateSwamp


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More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
Desktop Search - Computing's EASY button
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bstorer


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
SpectateSwamp, I would gladly take any and all of those shirts.
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dlikhten


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
You are not even trying anymore SS. Just admit it, you are retarded or pretending to be retarded. Also "Desktop Search -- Computing's Easy Button" dude staples came up with the Easy button and the Easy button is "if you have a problem, it would go away by throwing more money at it and buying all sorts of crap at staples" so... yea think about what you are quoting. -- Spectate Swamp Desktop Search -- Computing's Makes-You-Want-To-Shoot-Yourself-In-The-Head Button.
Code is like a box of chocolates. You never know who stuck a turd in there and why. The Stupidest Man On EarthSSDS Bug: Program should not start up
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morbiuswilters


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
bstorer:SpectateSwamp, I would gladly take any and all of those shirts.
Wow. That's just.. wow. BTW, I think I have perfected my Anti-Anti-Anti-bstorer Technology™.
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bstorer


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
Spectate, I'm not quite clear on the Tokin stone thing. What is a Tokin stone?
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CodeSimian


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
SpectateSwamp:
These Shirts would make the Netsquared Mashup more colorful. What kind of Canadian spells "colourful" like that? Who are you and what have you done with Doug Pederson, foul imposter? Also, what do those T-shirts have to do with anything?
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CodeSimian


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
dlikhten: bstorer:Spectate, I'm not quite clear on the Tokin stone thing. What is a Tokin stone?
I think we are officially invited to join his cult via Tokin stone.
Clearly you were duped by bstorer's oh-so-subtle troll-baiting technique.
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bstorer


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
CodeSimian:Also, what do those T-shirts have to do with anything?
Everything... and nothing.
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NeoMojo


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Re: Not too Dumb for VB.net just yet
bstorer:Showdowns aren't necessary Oh! But I have proved that Notepad++ can do all SSDS can do and more. Either through running SSDS directly or altering the sourcecode, adding in a noddle and jamming it! Anyone can do that! A showdown is most necessary, to show to one and all how superior Notepad++ is to SSDS. It's what the masses need.
Notepad++: Computing's easy button.
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Noser


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
SpectateSwamp:
These Shirts would make the Netsquared Mashup more colorful. All the Swampies wearing different t-shirts. Yesterday was the big 4:20 yearly pot protest. Quite a group protesting in Ottawa. Good going. I am struck with a truly spectacular occurrence of synaesthesia. Looking at those jpgs literally smells to me like stale pot smoke.
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MasterPlanSoftware


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
dlikhten: you are retarded or pretending to be retarded. Way to narrow it down there. I am not sure you should be casting that particular stone...
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rc_pinchey


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
SpectateSwamp:And who's got the coolest T-Shirts on the Planet?
What makes your T-Shirts so damn cool, Swampy?
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SpectateSwamp


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
I weave them Myself. Using hair. From my own Beard. Throw in a noodle or two. Tie-Dye and Jam It!
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HannahRochelle


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
SpectateSwamp:
I weave them Myself. Using hair. From my own Beard. Throw in a noodle or two. Tie-Dye and Jam It!
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And why would we want to wear one again?
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Eternal Density


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
HannahRochelle:And why would we want to wear one again?
Well it's better than all the alien hair other clothes are made of. rc_pinchey: nice job! That's nearly undetectable.
Mass Effect 2 FTW!
lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again. curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references. morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
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rc_pinchey


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Re: More colorful T-Shirts I never knew
Eternal Density:rc_pinchey: nice job! That's nearly undetectable.
Ta! I was going to do the URLs too, so people could actually reply and stuff, but then I thought I might get my arse banned so I left them blank...
HannahRochelle:And why would we want to wear one again?
One? No way! But SIX... Mmmm, beardy warmth. :-)
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SpectateSwamp


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rc_pinchey: SpectateSwamp:And who's got the coolest T-Shirts on the Planet?
What makes your T-Shirts so damn cool, Swampy?
I didn't make that rediculous statement. I've made others but not this one?
Tue, Apr 22 2008 12:08 AM (What's up) Spooky
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Eternal Density


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Re: Who hijacked my handle
SpectateSwamp:I've made others but not this one?
Perhaps. That was a rhetorical question?
Mass Effect 2 FTW!
lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again. curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references. morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
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