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Mashup Challenge $100,000 prize - WTF if Spectate Swamp wins?
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SpectateSwamp


- Joined on 12-05-2006
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NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time. By Me. Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. Used during 15 years of Telco and cablesystem billing conversions. Then maybe #4 my automation of the Rural gas co-op mapping system. Way ahead of its time. And the lessons learned are easily transferable. The cattle system for the largest feedlot in Western Canada had some high points. Still lots to show and share. Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody. Some of you just share your opinions and nothing else. Because you don't have this great collaboration tool. Can't do video like me and my swampies do. Can't explore with video. And NetSquared pulls this project. I would have made them lonely at their so called contest. Everybody would be at SwampShack booth.
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pitchingchris


- Joined on 04-30-2007
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language.Way ahead of its time. Because you don't have this great collaboration tool.
I bolded the statements that aren't true; the rest is just funny.
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dlikhten


- Joined on 09-27-2007
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
Stop replying to him... Damnit stop! This is desk search part 2! Ever try convincing a 3 year old who keeps asking "why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why"? You can't, you just leave it at "you want to jump off the third floor? go ahead, i promise i won't stop you!" Ya'll are suckers for being sucked in by SS's stupidity/ignorance (or maybe even brilliance [for the ability to suck you all in]) so yea... STOP. Done! Ok please continue!
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MasterPlanSoftware


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
dlikhten: And yet you are the only one trolling in this thread... go figure. And Spectate actually seems to write better than you do, what is up with that??
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MasterPlanSoftware


- Joined on 11-10-2006
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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
SpectateSwamp:who will make a good joke Don't you get it? You ARE the joke.
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Spectre


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
pitchingchris: SpectateSwamp:Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. Way ahead of its time. Because you don't have this great collaboration tool.
I bolded the statements that aren't true; they are also funny.
Here, FTFY.
╩юфют√ь ёЄЁрэшЎрь яюЁр эр яхэёш■.
#TDWTF @ SlashNET was merged into #codelove @ the same network. You're still welcome to drop by. I guess.
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Charles Capps


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time[citation needed]. By Me. Simple and powerful[citation needed]. What any new programmer needs[citation needed]. Will work in any language[citation needed]. Used during 15 years of Telco and cablesystem billing conversions[citation needed]. Then maybe #4 my automation of the Rural gas co-op mapping system. Way ahead of its time[citation needed]. And the lessons learned are easily transferable[citation needed]. The cattle system for the largest feedlot in Western Canada had some high points[citation needed]. Still lots to show and share. Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody[citation needed]. Some of you just share your opinions and nothing else. Because you don't have this great[citation needed] collaboration tool[citation needed]. Can't do video like me and my swampies do. Can't explore with video. And NetSquared pulls this project. I would have made them lonely at their so called contest. Everybody would be at SwampShack booth[citation needed]. FTFY
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AbbydonKrafts


- Joined on 11-21-2006
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
Charles Capps:..wiki markup..
FTFY
LOVE IT!
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WWWWolf


- Joined on 12-05-2005
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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
dlikhten:Ya'll are suckers for being sucked in by SS's stupidity/ignorance (or maybe even brilliance [for the ability to suck you all in]) so yea... STOP. Done!
I thought this has long since stopped being about SS and has become more like a comedic art experiment. But you're right though, this thread needs more Desktop Search and less Paranormal Weirdness. This is, after all, an IT forum.
SpectateSwamp:I'm taking the alien videos to a more "educated" forum beyondtopsecret.com/forum/ I might even get some help videoing these things?
First he mangles user names, now he even mangles URLs. At least it wasn't abovetopswamp.com.
Oh well:
Badge01 @ abovetopsecret.com:
I looked at your video on youtube, but I'm not sure I follow what you're trying to show. The dots seem to be insects.
Are you talking about your camera picking up artifacts, or what?
No, no, no, no, SpectateSwamp! This will not do! As a budding Ufologist, you're supposed to find a crowd that automatically accepts whatever shady conclusions you're drawing from the footage, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. If you walk in a certified "alternative theory" forum and even then someone immediately (cluefully enough) calls bullshit, you're obviously doing it wrong!
And that was a year ago, and you haven't improved a bit! Seriously, work on your grammar, learn a bit of pseudo-educated-sounding gibberish, learn how to write a bit more dramatically, watch Loose Change four times for good inspiration - then present the world your irrefutable proof and explanation of unexplained phenomena and the positive identification of the UFOs! (Er, wait.)
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WWWWolf


- Joined on 12-05-2005
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
Charles Capps:
Tons of citation requests - so unsightly! Problems of this magnitude usually just need {{unreferenced}}. And in this case, another warning would be very appropriate too - {{context}}. Better yet, also {{inappropriate tone}}. Ah, to hell with it, just slap {{cleanup-rewrite}} there. Or better yet, {{db-spam}}.
(The scary thing is, I've seen a lot of WP spam articles that read exactly like this.)
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AbbydonKrafts


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
WWWWolf: Problems of this magnitude usually just need {{unreferenced}}.
That's true, but it just wouldn't translate to this forum very well unless someone made an image of it from Wikipedia. Oh wait... *eg*
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AbbydonKrafts


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:
At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time. By Me. Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. Used during 15 years of Telco and cablesystem billing conversions. Then maybe #4 my automation of the Rural gas co-op mapping system. Way ahead of its time. And the lessons learned are easily transferable. The cattle system for the largest feedlot in Western Canada had some high points. Still lots to show and share. Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody. Some of you just share your opinions and nothing else. Because you don't have this great collaboration tool. Can't do video like me and my swampies do. Can't explore with video. And NetSquared pulls this project. I would have made them lonely at their so called contest. Everybody would be at SwampShack booth.
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Spectre


- Joined on 05-09-2007
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
WWWWolf:
Tons of citation requests - so unsightly! Problems of this magnitude usually
just need {{unreferenced}}. And in this case, another warning would be very
appropriate too - {{context}}. Better yet, also {{inappropriate tone}}. Ah, to
hell with it, just slap {{cleanup-rewrite}} there. Or better yet,
{{db-spam}}.
Not to mention blatant violations of NPOV, NOR, NOT, POINT, and REICHSTAG. Seems the only pages Swampy read were BOLD and IGNORE.
Sometimes I want to BITE.
╩юфют√ь ёЄЁрэшЎрь яюЁр эр яхэёш■.
#TDWTF @ SlashNET was merged into #codelove @ the same network. You're still welcome to drop by. I guess.
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fist-poster


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SpectateSwamp, here's what you should do: a) give up your ambition of desktop searching - it's just no good b) focus on UFO searching - you have some potential there. Now, if your program would automatically analyse random videos, draw red circles around potential UFOs and wake you up with a loud beeping noise, then we'd have something to talk about.
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CodeSimian


- Joined on 02-08-2008
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:And NetSquared pulls this project. I would have made them lonely at their so called contest. Everybody would be at SwampShack booth.
Let's summarize, shall we? - Netsquared rejects your project: it's a conspiracy
- Forums lock your threads and ban you: it's because of "plants"
- You lose the election: also because of "plants"
- You get fired: your boss is a jerk
- Nobody is interested in your UFO videos : we're all closeminded
- Nobody cares about your stones: we're all ignorant
- Nobody wants to use SSDS: we're all ClueLess
Spectate, doesn't it seem odd to you that ALL YOUR FAILURES ARE SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT? I mean, your only "success" stories are either mundane (getting a job in IT, running as the joke candidate in an election) or completely unverifiable ("making it rain during the '86 Expo", "causing a downturn in the stock market", "cursing your former employer"). A normal person would look at those failures and draw different conclusions. If I were in your shoes (:shiver:), I might view those failures completely differently: - Netsquared rejects my project: I guess it wasn't good enough, or it didn't fit the contest criteria
- Forums lock my threads and ban me: I guess I was too annoying and off-topic
- I lose the election: I guess I was the wrong man for the job
- I get fired: I guess I took off too much time travelling abroad to curse the United Nations in an attempt to force the legalization of marijuana
- Nobody is interested in my "UFO videos": I guess videos of bugs and leaves are lame.
- Nobody cares about my stones: I guess stones with holes in them aren't so mysterious after all
- Nobody wants to use my lame "search application": I guess it just isn't useful to anyone but me.
You've shown us plenty of articles and videos which make you look like an idiot, failure, or lunatic. I really have to wonder why you are proud of those moments? If I were you, I would've burned all copies of those articles (like the one which suggested you have rocks in your head) and I would've deleted most of your videos (like the Spectate Spruce Hen video). Can you show us one article which reads: "Doug Pederson had a great accomplishment which made his family, friends and neighbours proud". Can you show us one video where a friend or family member says: "Boy, that SSDS sure came in handy that one time I needed to find a word at the end of a 2 GB text file!" Can you show us a video of your "top dino/alien hunter" buddies, where they vouch for your credentials? SpectateSwamp:Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody.
You use archive.org, youtube.com and google.com to share your videos and pictures with us. Did you create those websites, or were they create by multimillion-dollar organizations with no connection to you or SSDS?
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spenk


- Joined on 05-23-2005
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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time. By Me. Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. WTF are you on about now? Is any of that supposed to either make sense or be believable? SpectateSwamp:Still lots to show and share. Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody. Some of you just share your opinions and nothing else.
Have you thought we may choose to share them in a more appropriate place? I have photos on flickr for example - they are not relevant to this forum so I choose to not post them here. SpectateSwamp:Because you don't have this great collaboration tool.
So you are now claiming SSDS is a collaboration tool? I thought it was just a poor file search tool. What on earth makes it a collaboration tool? SpectateSwamp:Can't do video like me and my swampies do.
There are no swampies, stop pretending there are. I doubt anyone wants to do video like you i.e. drawn out and without purpose and consisting of clouds and delusions. SpectateSwamp:Can't explore with video.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU RETARD. SpectateSwamp:And NetSquared pulls this project.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU RETARD. That is also very poor grammar, please try to follow basic rules of punctuation and sentance structure. SpectateSwamp:I would have made them lonely at their so called contest. Everybody would be at SwampShack booth.
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE YOU RETARD.
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CodeSimian


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Re: NetSquared how many projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time. By Me. Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. Used during 15 years of Telco and cablesystem billing conversions. Let me guess - programs #2 and #3 (of all time) are: Spectate Swamp Accounts Payable Manager and Spectate Swamp Relational Database Server. I'm guessing that each consists of a large text file containing company data, as well as a renamed copy of SSDS.exe. Right?
Why don't you show us a video of one of your former bosses, telling us what a wonderful employee you were? It is so sad that your revolutionary, industry-changing work in the field of data processing data data processing will die with you. No wonder you are so desperate to convert us into your Swampies. You should've had kids instead. (Or...perhaps not.)
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bstorer


- Joined on 02-01-2007
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Re: NetSquared how many STUPID projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp:At Swamp Shack I could show you the #2 and #3 programs of all time. By Me. Simple and powerful. What any new programmer needs. Will work in any language. Actually, I'd love to see these programs. But I can't make it to the Swamp Shack (it's too far away!). Could you post them online?
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rc_pinchey


- Joined on 08-15-2007
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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
aleph:Why don't you just make a video of yourself in the Swamp Shack cursing MPS with the medicine stones I really, really want to see this. Curse MPS! Curse SOMEONE! Hell, curse us all if you like- I won't believe in the Power of the Stones until you do, and neither will anyone else here. CURSE!!!
CURSE!!!
CURSE!!! CURSE!!!
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CURSE!!! CURSE!!!
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joemck


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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
SpectateSwamp:beyondtopsecret.com/forum/
WTF, the URL's wrong! Wouldn't it have been simpler to look it up in SSDS and paste it in? http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread281060/pg From that thread:
superdudedude:Uhm... are you really using a camcorder to record a video playing on
your television? Shouldn't you just directly turn the video into an MPG
or AVI
file and upload that for us to review? If there are potential
unidentified objects in your videos, your current video's are just
introducing more
interfering artifacts, making it impossible to verify what you are
looking at.
If you start with your raw video footage and import it into Adobe
Premier or other such Video editor at full quality you can easily zoom
in to areas
of the scene that interest you and determine if there are objects of
interest, versus blobs on the screen that cannot be verified as
anything, except
possibly bugs/leaves/floating tree debris.
So it begins all over again...
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CodeSimian


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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
joemck: superdudedude:Uhm... are you really using a camcorder to record a video playing on
your television? Shouldn't you just directly turn the video into an MPG
or AVI
file and upload that for us to review? If there are potential
unidentified objects in your videos, your current video's are just
introducing more
interfering artifacts, making it impossible to verify what you are
looking at.
If you start with your raw video footage and import it into Adobe
Premier or other such Video editor at full quality you can easily zoom
in to areas
of the scene that interest you and determine if there are objects of
interest, versus blobs on the screen that cannot be verified as
anything, except
possibly bugs/leaves/floating tree debris.
So it begins all over again... You Poor SOB. SuperSwampSwamp is clearly a Video Editing. Forum Plant. Who Controls The Forums? Whooa Whooa? The video editing Advertisers and Sponsors? Next The Forum Pets will be CryIng. Lock The Thread. Lock The Thread. Those dum BasTards must Of Missed Spectate's Post on Not Editing: http://forum.videohelp.com/topic291143-60.html
Now to drive the Resolutionists completely Mad Mad Mad.
Use your camcorder to capture other video format playbacks,
computer demonstrations or TV programs.
It's a great temporary fix for transformations, synchronicity and
those other nasty editing problems, that seem to arise all the time.
(You heard it here first. Using your camcorder to record a movie playing on your TV solves problems, rather than causing them. After all, how else can Swampy zoom into the onscreen action without using his camcorder's zoom function? *facepalm*)
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elgate


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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
WTF is a resolutionist? That doesn't even make sense, you retard.
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bstorer


- Joined on 02-01-2007
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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
CodeSimian:Those dum BasTards must Of Missed Spectate's Post on Not Editing: http://forum.videohelp.com/topic291143-60.html
Now to drive the Resolutionists completely Mad Mad Mad.
Use your camcorder to capture other video format playbacks,
computer demonstrations or TV programs.
It's a great temporary fix for transformations, synchronicity and
those other nasty editing problems, that seem to arise all the time.
I think the interesting thing to note about that post (and a few others ones in that thread) is that Swampy was still capable of using commas at this point.
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SpectateSwamp


- Joined on 12-05-2006
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The Truth comes out with Swamp Search
CodeSimian:
Why don't you show us a video of one of your former bosses, telling us what a wonderful employee you were? It is so sad that your revolutionary, industry-changing work in the field of data processing data data processing will die with you. No wonder you are so desperate to convert us into your Swampies. You should've had kids instead. (Or...perhaps not.)
My one boss became a VP (mostly by good work) The beauty of old age is I can burn those bridges. Ie. tell the real story without worrying about the consequences. The real WTF about this forum is that most of you don't tell the "BIG" story because you'd get canned and maybe have a tuff time getting a new job. And you'd be telling the Truth!
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SpectateSwamp


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Re: NetSquared how many STUPID projects did you pull?
bstorer:
Actually, I'd love to see these programs. But I can't make it to the Swamp Shack (it's too far away!). Could you post them online?
Might have to start another post to do that. I'm already all over the map on this NetSquared Dance thing.
The one progam is a beautie and the 2nd is a cluncker easy to create and change and extremely useful. Both are simple.
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bstorer


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Re: NetSquared how many STUPID projects did you pull?
SpectateSwamp: bstorer:
Actually, I'd love to see these programs. But I can't make it to the Swamp Shack (it's too far away!). Could you post them online?
Might have to start another post to do that. I'm already all over the map on this NetSquared Dance thing.
The one progam is a beautie and the 2nd is a cluncker easy to create and change and extremely useful. Both are simple. Maybe you've answered this at some point and I missed it, but I'm actually curious about your background. What programming languages do you know, and what languages did you use? Were you always working in different dialects of BASIC, or do you have, like, a C background or something? I want to believe you know LISP, for some reason.
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SpectateSwamp


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Come to Swamp Shack for the Truth.
rc_pinchey:
I really, really want to see this. Curse MPS! Curse SOMEONE! Hell, curse us all if you like- I won't believe in the Power of the Stones until you do, and neither will anyone else here.
Prime example why the Stones didn't pick you PincheySwamp. There would be nobody left, just you and the Stones. I however, am very careful when doing curses. As to not physically harm anybody and inadvertently destroy the World as a result. The actual curse / prediction itself is usually manifested in a dream first.
And besides that. Thats MasterPlanSwamp you are talking about! One of my Faves.
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bstorer


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Re: Come to Swamp Shack for the Truth.
SpectateSwamp:I however, am very careful when doing curses. As to not physically harm anybody and inadvertently destroy the World as a result.
Thanks for that. I'm kinda attached to the World (I blame gravity).
And besides that. Thats MasterPlanSwamp you are talking about! One of my Faves.
Forget that Odd Couple revamp with MPS and Lysis, I've got an even better idea for a buddy comedy!
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SpectateSwamp


- Joined on 12-05-2006
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Lazy & Yappin Forum found by Spectate Swamp
joemck:If you start with your raw video footage and import it into Adobe Premier or other such Video editor at full quality you can easily zoom in to areas of the scene that interest you and determine if there are objects of interest, versus blobs on the screen that cannot be verified as anything, except possibly bugs/leaves/floating tree debris.
The Screen re-shoot works just fine.
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-2491448387537557028
I haven't seen one example yet, of how to get a better video of these phenomena up on the net. All kinds of explanations and examples of this program and that program but NOTHING as far as video goes. This is "Lazy Forum" and "Yappin Forum" not "Doing Forum". Come on JoeMckSwamp you can do a better video than dumb old stupid old Me?
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pitchingchris


- Joined on 04-30-2007
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Re: Come to Swamp Shack for the Truth.
Geez, I didn't know the fate of the world rested with a stupid rock in Canada.
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SpectateSwamp


- Joined on 12-05-2006
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Leaches won't come to Swamp Shack
CodeSimian:Those dum BasTards must Of Missed Spectate's Post on Not Editing:
More videoing hints: Use the camcorder like a flashlight when walking in the bush. It frees you up to watch for tripping hazards and any other possible video targets. When videoing baseball. Use the camcorder like you would point your finger. It's very easy to beat the pitch to home plate that way. You could never do that by looking in the view finder. I set the focus to tightly capture the pitcher and I start shooting. Damn you are getting most of my vast video knowledge without coming to Swamp Shack. Leaches. Knowledge sucking &*(^%
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spenk


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Re: Lazy & Yappin Forum found by Spectate Swamp
SpectateSwamp:
No it doesn't. Filming a tv screen / monitor is a moronic idea at best. You get scan lines showing, the camera wobles and loses focus (or yu do anyway). Software exists that can zoom in on a video - you are an idiot for not using it. SpectateSwamp:I haven't seen one example yet, of how to get a better video of these phenomena up on the net.
Many people have managed to get leaves and birds onto the net - what other phenomina are you talking about? SpectateSwamp:All kinds of explanations and examples of this program and that program but NOTHING as far as video goes.
Probably because this isn't a video forum, it is an it forum - you are only tolerated as a source of amusement; nobody takes you or your software or your views seriously. SpectateSwamp:This is "Lazy Forum" and "Yappin Forum" not "Doing Forum".
Nope - this is a forum for laughing at idiots and poorly implemented ideas - hence the reason we find you funny.
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SpectateSwamp


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NetSquared mashup would have been entertaining - with Swamp search showing off
pitchingchris:
Geez, I didn't know the fate of the world rested with a stupid rock in Canada.
Santa Claus is from Canada too. I got told a couple times this season, that I would make a GOOD Santa.
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spenk


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Re: Leaches won't come to Swamp Shack
SpectateSwamp:More videoing hints: Use the camcorder like a flashlight when walking in the bush. It frees you up to watch for tripping hazards and any other possible video targets. When videoing baseball. Use the camcorder like you would point your finger. It's very easy to beat the pitch to home plate that way. You could never do that by looking in the view finder. I set the focus to tightly capture the pitcher and I start shooting. Damn you are getting most of my vast video knowledge without coming to Swamp Shack. Leaches. Knowledge sucking &*(^% Just because every single video forum you have been on has either locked your threads or banned you (or both) doesn't mean we want to hear your pathetic videoing tips. Laughing at your poor IT skills and knowledge (and indirectly your poor communication and grammar skills) is at least reasonably on topic for these forums, if you wish to be laughed at for your video skill then take them to a more appropriate forum - spread the misery and all that.
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bstorer


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Re: NetSquared mashup would have been entertaining - with Swamp search showing off
SpectateSwamp: pitchingchris:
Geez, I didn't know the fate of the world rested with a stupid rock in Canada.
Santa Claus is from Canada too. Um, no he isn't. And what does that have to do with anything?
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SpectateSwamp


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Get reality with Swamp Search
spenk: No it doesn't. Filming a tv screen / monitor is a moronic idea at best. You get scan lines showing, the camera wobles and loses focus (or yu do anyway). Software exists that can zoom in on a video - you are an idiot for not using it.
Here is a prime example of a Resolutionist ElgateSwamp. They Yap and Yap about this being bad and that no good. But nothing, they produce nothing. You get good video by shooting lots. The people in Yappy and Lazy forum don't capture anything worth showing. Not like SpectateSwamp. I would love to give you a complete showing of "last years trapping season" up here at the SwampShack. Kids on the net were saying: "Thanks for taking me on the trapline with you". There is a little gore that even got the hunting and trapping side howling to take it off. That's what you get when you don't edit. You get reality.
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stolen_username


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Re: Get reality with Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp:That's what you get when you don't edit. You get reality.
I'm pretty sure you don't get reality at all.
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spenk


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Re: Get reality with Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp:They Yap and Yap about this being bad and that no good. But nothing, they produce nothing.
Video doesn't really interest me so I produce no video - however I can still spot a really piss poor idea when I see one and videoing a TV is a really piss poor idea. SpectateSwamp: You get good video by shooting lots.
No that gets you a lot of video and nothing else. Just like photography good video is obtained by framing the picture, good lighting and a suitable subject. SpectateSwamp:The people in Yappy and Lazy forum don't capture anything worth showing. Not like SpectateSwamp.
Please try and structure sentance, reading is so much easier when the material being read is formed from proper use of punctuation and grammar - just a hint for free. Have you considered the possibility that people here aren't showing videos or pictures of rocks because this isn't a forum for displaying videos and pictures of rocks? The clue is in the logo really i.e. "curious perversions in information technology" - why do you seem to think this means you getto spout your own inane drivel on whatever random topic drifts through your drug addled mind?
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SpectateSwamp


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Share videos responsibly with Swamp Search
CodeSimian:You use archive.org, youtube.com and google.com to share your videos and pictures with us. Did you create those websites, or were they create by multimillion-dollar organizations with no connection to you or SSDS?
I am very picky what I upload to archive.org. It is the only one that does a download of the original file. They don't seem to allow for a delete file either. As for Google and YouTube I can remove videos if they want me to. The political ones would be the first to go. Good to see your concern though SimianSwamp
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MarcB


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Re: Get reality with Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp:You get good video by shooting lots. Is that like saying you can earn a lot of money by walking around and picking up all the pennies you see? I'd rather hold down a steady job and earn $50 instead of wandering all day and "earn" up $0.01. You don't get "good" video by shooting lots. You get lots of bad video, of which a small little portion will be accidentally "good". But again, that's like saying a steaming pile of shit is good because a flower started growing out of the pile. You get good video by learning how to properly frame, track, pan, scan, zoom, etc... And by learning what's interesting to shoot and what's not. And most definitely by learning how to use a video editor so you can cut out the steaming shit piles and leaving only the flowers. Why do you persist in uploading 2+ minute videos and say "the intersting part is at 50.03 - 51.97"? You complain about how long it takes to upload, so why don't you learn to use those "stupid" video editors and cut out the bits of video that aren't useful? Uploading 2 minutes of bad video, or uploading 2 seconds of good stuff. Which is better? Obviously it's the 2+minute vide. SpectateSwamp:That's what you get when you don't edit. You get reality.
Indeed. We get the reality that you are utterly incompetent in everything you do. It's amazing you retain enough intelligence to keep breathing and blinking.
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SpectateSwamp


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Where is PopCornedSwamp when you need him?
Old NeowinSwamp himself must have got his arm twisted to drop my tobacco leaf flyer post. Don't see any response from PopCornedSwamp asking WHY. How come? Scared he will get a post deleted like poor poor old SpectateSwamp. I was on topic. There is a conspiracy.
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rc_pinchey


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Re: Get reality with Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp:Kids on the net were saying: "Thanks for taking me on the trapline with you". Bollocks were they. Provide a link or stop lying. Also, curse someone, you buffoon. edit: Here are some interesting Google results... Your search - "Thanks for taking me on the trapline with you" - did not match any documents.
Suggestions: - Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Make sure you're not searching for a phrase invented by a dishonest moron.
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spenk


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Re: Where is PopCornedSwamp when you need him?
SpectateSwamp:Old NeowinSwamp himself must have got his arm twisted to drop my tobacco leaf flyer post. Don't see any response from PopCornedSwamp asking WHY. How come? Scared he will get a post deleted like poor poor old SpectateSwamp. I was on topic. There is a conspiracy. You are behaving even more moronic than usual. This makes no sense. If you are talking about stones, aliens, video editing or any similar topic on an IT forum you cannot claim to be on topic. I seriously doubt anyone together enough to start a conspiracy would waste their effort on you.
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CodeSimian


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Re: Share videos responsibly with Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp: CodeSimian:You use archive.org, youtube.com and google.com to share your videos and pictures with us. Did you create those websites, or were they create by multimillion-dollar organizations with no connection to you or SSDS?
I am very picky what I upload to archive.org. It is the only one that does a download of the original file. They don't seem to allow for a delete file either. As for Google and YouTube I can remove videos if they want me to. The political ones would be the first to go. Good to see your concern though SimianSwamp I know this is too much to ask, but COULD YOU PLEASE STOP TAKING POSTS OUT OF CONTEXT AND MAKING IRRELEVANT REPLIES? I know you enjoy "riling the forum up", but this is really too much. Here is my original post: CodeSimian: SpectateSwamp:Who shares their video, pictures bla bla bla better than Spectate Swamp. Nobody. You
use archive.org, youtube.com and google.com to share your videos and
pictures with us. Did you create those websites, or were they create
by multimillion-dollar organizations with no connection to you or SSDS?
In case you missed it, it is the Internet and various websites that allow you to share video and pictures. If you did not invent the Internet and if you do not own youtube, archive.org and google, THEN YOU CAN STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW "SSDS ALLOWS YOU TO SHARE VIDEO" AND "SSDS IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST COLLABORATION TOOL". THE INTERNET IS YOUR COLLABORATION TOOL, NOT SSDS. (Feel free to take my post out of context and make a completely pointless, irrelevant reply. I can't stop you, and I know you'll do it, anyway)
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CodeSimian


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Re: Come to Swamp Shack to get the rest. 80% done
bstorer:I think the interesting thing to note about [SpectateSwamp's old] post [on another forum] (and a few others ones in that thread) is that Swampy was still capable of using commas at this point. Someone here observed that Swampy's proficiency at grammar seems to fluctuate post-by-post, which gave him the impression Swampy was, in fact, several people. Personally, I think he's one guy (multiple personalities don't count), but he likes to use bad spelling and grammar to piss people off (classic troll behaviour). I think he realizes how annoying it is when he uses periods instead of commas, inserts commas where none are called for, and capitalizes the beginning of every syllable. On the other hand, his habit of repeating words 3 times for emphasis seems to be a tick he picked up from real life ("Yellowhead Yellowhead Yellowhead".)
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SpectateSwamp


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NetSquared misses Spectate Swamp Search
rc_pinchey:
Your search - "Thanks for taking me on the trapline with you" - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Make sure you're not searching for a phrase invented by a dishonest moron.
Boy are you nieve. Posts get taken down all the time. eg (NeoWin) For many reasons. Most of my really good posts are gone. I went 1 step too far for somebody somewhere. Don't know what it was. Anyway it's a great way to test the boundaries for freedom on the net. They are there. Everybody is an editor when they hear and see things they don't like. Spectate Swamp makes it easy to push those boundaries by collaborating and sharing that information. When you get banned you know you are on track. My abovetopsecret posts are picking up. Maybe that's more my kinda group.
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bstorer


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Re: NetSquared misses Spectate Swamp Search
SpectateSwamp: rc_pinchey:
Your search - "Thanks for taking me on the trapline with you" - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Make sure you're not searching for a phrase invented by a dishonest moron.
Boy are you nieve. Posts get taken down all the time. eg (NeoWin) For many reasons. Most of my really good posts are gone. I went 1 step too far for somebody somewhere. Don't know what it was. Anyway it's a great way to test the boundaries for freedom on the net. They are there. Everybody is an editor when they hear and see things they don't like. Spectate Swamp makes it easy to push those boundaries by collaborating and sharing that information. When you get banned you know you are on track. My abovetopsecret posts are picking up. Maybe that's more my kinda group. He's totally naive. It's obvious you were just paraphrasing. I'm sure those posts actually exist, unless somebody has taken them down. It's so easy to delete things when you run a website. Good thing I burn a copy of everything to DVD. That way I know I'll always have it. But let's get back to my previous questions that you didn't answer: "Maybe you've answered this at some point and I missed it, but I'm
actually curious about your background. What programming languages do
you know, and what languages did you use? Were you always working in
different dialects of BASIC, or do you have, like, a C background or
something?"
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CodeSimian


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Re: NetSquared misses Spectate Swamp Search
bstorer:He's totally naive. It's obvious you were just paraphrasing. I'm sure those posts actually exist, unless somebody has taken them down. It's so easy to delete things when you run a website. Good thing I burn a copy of everything to DVD. That way I know I'll always have it. SpectateSwamp, is that you? Just kidding. I save interesting stuff from the web, especially news articles, since most news sites want to charge for articles more than a few weeks or months old. However, I do not copy and paste everything into a gigantic text file. Guess I'm just stubborn and ClueLess.
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bstorer


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Re: NetSquared misses Spectate Swamp Search
CodeSimian:However, I do not copy and paste everything into a gigantic text file.
Well you really should.
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CodeSimian


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Re: NetSquared misses Spectate Swamp Search
bstorer:He's totally naive. It's obvious you were just paraphrasing. I'm sure those posts actually exist, unless somebody has taken them down. http://www.biggamehunt.net/forums/archive/o_t__t_11172__john-and-mikes-winter-trapline-video.html hunter777
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Spectate should stick to the forums where he's wanted and where he can actually make himself useful.
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