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  • 02-19-2008 1:53 PM

    Bottled Spring Water WTF

    I don't normally pay much attention to the random crap printed on water bottles, but I happened to have one on my desk and noticed this...

    <backstory>I was recently traveling through western Maryland and stopped at the Sideling Hill rest area.  They've gone out of their way not only to make an "entertainment" stop out of a potty break but to ensure that it is "accessible"...  Probably because it's a government-run facility.  Not really noteworthy - it's a big gap cut in a mountain - but it's the only rest area for an hour or so in either direction.  While I was there, my kids complained they were thirsty and, since I wanted to get back on the road, I bought a couple of water bottles from a vending machine.  Hence, water bottle now on my desk.</backstory>

    This water is labeled "Brick House Spring Water" which is ALL-NATURAL, SODIUM FREE and NON CARBONATED (exactly as represented on the label).  Of course it has to have one of those "nutrition facts" boxes on it, even though it's waterZero calories, fat, sodium, carbs, sugars, protein.  Serving size is 8 oz., so servings per container is 2.  This was obviously done to prevent any rogue calories from screwing up their nutritional facts table.

    On the other side are the following statements:

    Brick House Spring Water comes from natural springs located under Brick House Farm in Historic Howard County.  Use of these springs dates to the 18th century when the first homesite was built on this land.

    I guess those millenia of use by the prior (non-European) inhabitants don't count?

    Sold and Distributed in affiliation with Blind Industries & Services of Maryland.

    And blind services have exactly what to do with bottled water, exactly?  I could understand if it said "portions of all proceeds go to..." or something like that.

    Ozonated for purity

    Mmmmm...  hey!  You got all-natural ozone in my all-natural spring water!

    Of course, the company's web site is WTF-worthy on multiple levels itself.  Not least of which is that every page proudly proclaims "This Site Created With Website Tonight" (GoDaddy.com)

  • 02-19-2008 2:15 PM In reply to

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    Not just maryland a lot of states have vending machine proceeds go to organizations like services for the blind. Take a look around rest stops in other states you'll see more of the same. So, that is what they meant.

    Here's what the label on my heavily sugared vitaminwater essential says, I like this better ... (in non capitalized bukowski manner ...)

     

    ah, orange juice commercials, funny stuff. mom cheerily prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of her family sleeps, sure, this could happen. but every morning? please. maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we wouldn't condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.

    for those of us who don't live in an orange juice commercial, there's still a way to get your morning nutrition. this product has calcium and lots of vitamin c, so you can get your day started right, minus the whole stepford mom thing.

    But mine has 125 calories across its 2.5 servings (32.5 grams of sugar) ... 

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  • 02-19-2008 2:21 PM In reply to

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    You're complaining about marketing fluff on BOTTLED WATER. Frankly, I'd be glad they've bothered to put ozone through my water if I were you; spring water probably has all sorts of crud in it.
  • 02-19-2008 3:09 PM In reply to

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    GalacticCowboy:

    And blind services have exactly what to do with bottled water, exactly?  I could understand if it said "portions of all proceeds go to..." or something like that.

    So, in your mind, the only thing that Blind Industries and Services of Maryland could be doing is handing out money to blind people. It's not at all possible that they find JOBS for blind people and maybe the water bottling company has hired them.
  • 02-19-2008 3:14 PM In reply to

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    At least it's actually spring water. I've seen stuff labeled as spring water with fine print, "source: Townsville Municipal Water Supply"
  • 02-19-2008 3:16 PM In reply to

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    spittman:
    maybe the water bottling company has hired them
    I'm inclined to believe it's more along this case since it says "Sold and Distributed in affiliation with". They probably didn't hire them directly, but instead contracted with the organization.

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  • 02-19-2008 3:18 PM In reply to

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    SuperousOxide:
    I've seen stuff labeled as spring water with fine print, "source: Townsville Municipal Water Supply"
    (emphasis mine). Are you sure? If so, that's not legal -- even with the fine print. It can only be labeled as "spring" water if it truely came from a spring. Otherwise, "distilled" is usually the chosen word (because "tap" just doesn't work with consumers). In the case of distilled water, I have seen the source mentioned on the label.

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  • 02-19-2008 3:28 PM In reply to

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    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    SuperousOxide:
    At least it's actually spring water. I've seen stuff labeled as spring water with fine print, "source: Townsville Municipal Water Supply"
     

     That's because it isn't spring water but rather Spring Water.  Note the subtle difference, one is water that comes from the spring, the other is the Spring Water brand of tap water.

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  • 02-19-2008 3:32 PM In reply to

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    KattMan:

    That's because it isn't spring water but rather Spring Water.  Note the subtle difference, one is water that comes from the spring, the other is the Spring Water brand of tap water.

     

     

    Or maybe its municipal water from Spring, TX or Spring, PA ... ?

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  • 02-19-2008 3:39 PM In reply to

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    Okay, but what has to happen before an egg roll can be called a spring roll?
  • 02-19-2008 3:40 PM In reply to

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    spittman:
    GalacticCowboy:

    And blind services have exactly what to do with bottled water, exactly?  I could understand if it said "portions of all proceeds go to..." or something like that.

    So, in your mind, the only thing that Blind Industries and Services of Maryland could be doing is handing out money to blind people. It's not at all possible that they find JOBS for blind people and maybe the water bottling company has hired them.

    It strikes me as random government-mandated-accesibility-speak for "In order to act as an approved vendor at this government-operated facility, we have to be 'accessible'.  Since there's nothing 'accessible' or 'not accessible' about water, we have to 'partner' with a random service organization so we can check that box on the form."  I don't know the first thing about the Blind Industries and Services of Maryland or what they do - I don't really care.  Good for them.  It's just a completely random thing to see on the side of a water bottle.

  • 02-19-2008 3:41 PM In reply to

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    shadowman:
    Okay, but what has to happen before an egg roll can be called a spring roll?
     

    It has to get soggy and lose enough air volumn so as to be springy when you squeeze it. 

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  • 02-19-2008 3:42 PM In reply to

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    shadowman:
    Okay, but what has to happen before an egg roll can be called a spring roll?

    Springs, obviously...  Leaf springs are too bulky and are overkill for the application, so I'm thinking probably some small coil springs.

  • 02-19-2008 3:45 PM In reply to

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    GalacticCowboy:
    Springs, obviously...  Leaf springs are too bulky and are overkill for the application, so I'm thinking probably some small coil springs.
    And obviously they are made from carbon-based fiber material.

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  • 02-19-2008 3:49 PM In reply to

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    GalacticCowboy:


    It strikes me as random government-mandated-accesibility-speak for "In order to act as an approved vendor at this government-operated facility, we have to be 'accessible'.  Since there's nothing 'accessible' or 'not accessible' about water, we have to 'partner' with a random service organization so we can check that box on the form."  I don't know the first thing about the Blind Industries and Services of Maryland or what they do - I don't really care.  Good for them.  It's just a completely random thing to see on the side of a water bottle.

     

    Let me help. I sometimes use this nifty thing called Google and it helped me resolve this ... Blind Industries and Services of Maryland

    Established in 1908 by the Maryland General Assembly as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization, Blind Industries and Services of Maryland provides innovative rehabilitation services, training and stable employment opportunities to our state's citizens who are blind or visually impaired.

    Blind Industries nurtures a culture that promotes open communication, teamwork and trust while upholding core values of honesty and integrity. Working with our associates to achieve independence and personal growth is our most important objective, because we believe in the powerful capabilities of all people.

    Each year we serve over 2000 Maryland citizens who are blind, and over 400 exceptional Blind Industries associates run our ten facilities in Maryland, Delaware, the District of Columbia and Kentucky, manufacturing products and providing services of the highest quality.

    So it seems the job training and placement call was correct ... and after all everyone deserves the change to have a job if they are able. 

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  • 02-19-2008 5:16 PM In reply to

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    Serving size is 8 oz., so servings per container is 2.  This was obviously done to prevent any rogue calories from screwing up their nutritional facts table.

    KFC is running TV commercials for it's fried chicken that say "Zero grams of trans-fat per serving" .  Huh?  Why is the "per serving" needed at the end?  Is there some other scenario where zero isn't zero?

     

     

  • 02-19-2008 5:21 PM In reply to

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    Established in 1908 by the Maryland General Assembly as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization, Blind Industries and Services of Maryland provides innovative rehabilitation services, training and stable employment opportunities to our state's citizens who are blind or visually impaired.

    Blind Industries nurtures a culture that promotes open communication, teamwork and trust while upholding core values of honesty and integrity. Working with our associates to achieve independence and personal growth is our most important objective, because we believe in the powerful capabilities of all people.

    Each year we serve over 2000 Maryland citizens who are blind, and over 400 exceptional Blind Industries associates run our ten facilities in Maryland, Delaware, the District of Columbia and Kentucky, manufacturing products and providing services of the highest quality.

     Nobody is questioning the integrity of Blind Industries and Services of Maryland.  However,  the reason for their "partnering" with a bottled water compnay is still best explained by:

    "In order to act as an approved vendor at this government-operated facility, we have to be 'accessible'.  Since there's nothing 'accessible' or 'not accessible' about water, we have to 'partner' with a random service organization so we can check that box on the form."

     

     

  • 02-19-2008 5:50 PM In reply to

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    El_Heffe:
    KFC is running TV commercials for it's fried chicken that say "Zero grams of trans-fat per serving" .  Huh?  Why is the "per serving" needed at the end?  Is there some other scenario where zero isn't zero?

    When "Zero grams" is in fact "trace amounts" rounded down, and multiple servings result in rounding up making the result non-zero.

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  • 02-19-2008 6:02 PM In reply to

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    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

     Just FYI: Spring water is dangerous.

    If you drink from a natural spring, the better it tastes, the worse it is for you. The good tasting calcium deposits will form stones in your kidneys. So they got to purify it somehow. However whats interesting is that New York tap watter is generally cleaner than most spring water. If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too. Long story short, bottled water has boggled my mind for a long time. Its only good if you live in mexico where tap water has all sorts of crap u don't want to drink (like worms).

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  • 02-19-2008 6:50 PM In reply to

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    dlikhten:

     Just FYI: Spring water is dangerous.

    If you drink from a natural spring, the better it tastes, the worse it is for you. The good tasting calcium deposits will form stones in your kidneys. So they got to purify it somehow. However whats interesting is that New York tap watter is generally cleaner than most spring water. If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too. Long story short, bottled water has boggled my mind for a long time. Its only good if you live in mexico where tap water has all sorts of crap u don't want to drink (like worms).

     

    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    I think you are confusing the concept of distilled water. 

  • 02-19-2008 6:54 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    ...or ....if you're trying to make tea  ... ;-) 

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  • 02-19-2008 7:00 PM In reply to

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    medialint:
    ...or ....if you're trying to make tea  ... ;-) 

    ...touche.

  • 02-19-2008 7:07 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    dlikhten:

    [...] The good tasting calcium deposits [...]

     

    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    You've clearly not lived in an area where limescale in kettles (and {dish}washers) is a problem.
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  • 02-19-2008 7:17 PM In reply to

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    PJH:
    You've clearly not lived in an area where limescale in kettles (and {dish}washers) is a problem.
     

    I can't say that I have, but that is not relevant to the argument. Boiling water is not going to make it more healthy to drink. Distilling can remove contaminants, boiling alone will not. You would just end up with less water, and the same amount of whatever in the water.

  • 02-19-2008 8:11 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:
    and the same amount of whatever in the water.
    The limescale deposits must be coming from somewhere....

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  • 02-19-2008 8:28 PM In reply to

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    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    and the same amount of whatever in the water.
    The limescale deposits must be coming from somewhere....

     

    I guess I don't understand your argument. Boiling the water will not remove the limescale... it will remove the water.

  • 02-19-2008 8:38 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    and the same amount of whatever in the water.
    The limescale deposits must be coming from somewhere....

     

    I guess I don't understand your argument. Boiling the water will not remove the limescale... it will remove the water.

     

    Ok, a simple explanation for you...

     

    Kettle heats up water.

    Steam comes from kettle, with lower concentrations/no calcium.

    Calcium not in the steam is now stuck to the element. 

    Remainder of hot water is unchanged.

     

    Make sense? 

  • 02-19-2008 8:43 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    and the same amount of whatever in the water.
    The limescale deposits must be coming from somewhere....

     

    I guess I don't understand your argument. Boiling the water will not remove the limescale... it will remove the water.

    Heating the water (not necessarily to boiling point) precipitates the limescale, thus removing it from the water. (This is not the result of a higher concentration of limescale in the water due to loss of water.) The precipitate gets deposited on the element and sides of the vessel.
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  • 02-19-2008 8:48 PM In reply to

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    Otterdam:
    Make sense? 
    Not in the slightest.

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limescale

    Calcium bicarbonate is soluble in water, however at temperatures above 70 °C the soluble bicarbonate is converted to poorly-soluble carbonate, leading to deposits in places where water is heated.

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  • 02-19-2008 9:02 PM In reply to

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    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    and the same amount of whatever in the water.
    The limescale deposits must be coming from somewhere....

     

    I guess I don't understand your argument. Boiling the water will not remove the limescale... it will remove the water.

    Heating the water (not necessarily to boiling point) precipitates the limescale, thus removing it from the water. (This is not the result of a higher concentration of limescale in the water due to loss of water.) The precipitate gets deposited on the element and sides of the vessel.
     

    Alright, this would be a valid argument, but still has nothing to do with dlikhten's argument.

     

  • 02-19-2008 9:13 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:
    Alright, this would be a valid argument, but still has nothing to do with dlikhten's argument.
    Wasn't their argument that boiling water removes stuff like calcium deposits and bacteria? And your reply was that it didn't?:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    dlikhten:
    The good tasting calcium deposits will form stones in your kidneys. [...] If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too.
    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    I think you are confusing the concept of distilled water. 

     

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  • 02-19-2008 9:23 PM In reply to

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    PJH:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    Alright, this would be a valid argument, but still has nothing to do with dlikhten's argument.
    Wasn't their argument that boiling water removes stuff like calcium deposits and bacteria? And your reply was that it didn't?:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    dlikhten:
    The good tasting calcium deposits will form stones in your kidneys. [...] If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too.
    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    I think you are confusing the concept of distilled water. 

     

    You are not going to boil water that is harmful to you and make it pure. When you boil the water, the deposits will still be left behind. The only way to take everything out of the water is to distill it.

  • 02-19-2008 9:25 PM In reply to

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    PJH:
    Wasn't their argument that boiling water removes stuff like calcium deposits and bacteria? And your reply was that it didn't?:
     

    Specifically, it doesn't REMOVE anything. The calcium will still be there, as well as the bacteria.

    The bacteria will be dead, and most of the calcium will be collected against the kettle or pot, but it is not making pure water.

  • 02-19-2008 9:41 PM In reply to

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    I like water.  Not much flavor, but that's ok I guess. 

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  • 02-19-2008 9:44 PM In reply to

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    AccessGuru:

    I like water.  Not much flavor, but that's ok I guess. 

     

    I like everyone who advocates 'pure' water and says it 'tastes better'.

  • 02-19-2008 10:10 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:
    I like everyone who advocates 'pure' water and says it 'tastes better'.
    I would assume it's because they can't figure out how to convey that lack of taste is better than the taste of tap water, etc.

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  • 02-19-2008 10:19 PM In reply to

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    As long as the quality control (or truck driving) isn't handled by the blind I'm ok with it.
  • 02-19-2008 10:44 PM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:
    I like everyone who advocates 'pure' water and says it 'tastes better'.
    It tends to lack the taste of lead and grime, as both tend to (on average) taste less pleasant than what would normally be consumed in its stead, one could say that it tastes less distasteful, therefore more pleasant tasting, than tap water. Although I honestly don't care.
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  • 02-19-2008 10:50 PM In reply to

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    Lingerance:
    MasterPlanSoftware:
    I like everyone who advocates 'pure' water and says it 'tastes better'.
    It tends to lack the taste of lead and grime, as both tend to (on average) taste less pleasant than what would normally be consumed in its stead, one could say that it tastes less distasteful, therefore more pleasant tasting, than tap water. Although I honestly don't care.
     

    Pure water has no taste, and would therefore would not be desirable to most. Minerals in spring water give it the flavor that people enjoy.

  • 02-20-2008 4:20 AM In reply to

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    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    I agree, bottled water is a WTF. How spoilt people must be, to be lucky enough to have clean water on tap and yet, waste resources bottling and transporting water from somewhere else for the sake of fashion or taste. Millions of people have to walk twenty miles uphill (both ways) in the snow with paper bags on their feet (well, maybe no luxuries such as snow or paper bags) just to get some foul-tasting water which will probably give them dysentry.

  • 02-20-2008 4:31 AM In reply to

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    NSCoder:
    How spoilt people must be, to be lucky enough to have clean water on tap and yet, waste resources bottling and transporting water from somewhere else for the sake of fashion or taste. Millions of people have to walk twenty miles...
    The BBC recently covered just this exact point (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/7247130.stm):

    One of the places we import bottled water from Fiji.

    Called Fiji Water, it travels 10,000 miles to be sold in restaurants and upmarket shops such as Waitrose, Harvey Nichols and Harrods.

    But on the South Pacific island one-third of the population don't have access to safe clean drinking water.
     

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  • 02-20-2008 4:44 AM In reply to

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    PJH:
    The BBC recently covered just this exact point (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/7247130.stm):

    One of the places we import bottled water from Fiji.

    Called Fiji Water, it travels 10,000 miles to be sold in restaurants and upmarket shops such as Waitrose, Harvey Nichols and Harrods.

    But on the South Pacific island one-third of the population don't have access to safe clean drinking water.
     

     

    Well, if they'd just buy the bottles themselves, they wouldn't be so thirsty, and the wouldn't have to send it around the world, now, would they? 

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  • 02-20-2008 9:55 AM In reply to

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    GalacticCowboy:

    It strikes me as random government-mandated-accesibility-speak for "In order to act as an approved vendor at this government-operated facility, we have to be 'accessible'.  Since there's nothing 'accessible' or 'not accessible' about water, we have to 'partner' with a random service organization so we can check that box on the form."  I don't know the first thing about the Blind Industries and Services of Maryland or what they do - I don't really care.  Good for them.  It's just a completely random thing to see on the side of a water bottle.

     

    It strikes me as not random at all, as Blind Industries of Maryland (and many other states) do outstanding work with the blind; I know of none who deal with companies that "partner with a random service organization" so the company can check a box on a form. I also don't know of any companies that do that sort of thing; all of them make some kind of contribution (whether it be financial, volunteer services, or whatever) to the service organization. What do you do for local charities in your community?

    It also strikes me that you're spending a lot of effort bitching about something as non-important as text on a bottle of water. Don't you have something more important to worry about? 

  • 02-20-2008 10:14 AM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:
    Pure water has no taste, and would therefore would not be desirable to most. Minerals in spring water give it the flavor that people enjoy.
    We used to buy distilled water because it was much more desirable than the crap that came out of our well. The lack of taste was not a problem.
  • 02-20-2008 10:20 AM In reply to

    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    People who enjoy the taste of spring water would most likely not enjoy the taste of distilled water.
  • 02-20-2008 10:25 AM In reply to

    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    I'm really surprised that this hasn't been mentioned yet:

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfPAjUvvnIc

  • 02-20-2008 10:30 AM In reply to

    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    KenW:

    It also strikes me that you're spending a lot of effort bitching about something as non-important as text on a bottle of water. Don't you have something more important to worry about? 

    Based on the rest of the thread, what's inside the bottle, apparently...

  • 02-20-2008 10:49 AM In reply to

    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    dlikhten:

    If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too.

     

    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    I think you are confusing the concept of distilled water. 

     

     

    Wasn't that his point about boiling it?

  • 02-20-2008 10:49 AM In reply to

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    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

    CRNewsom:
    I'm really surprised that this hasn't been mentioned yet:

    [Penn and Teller video]

    I'm not.

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  • 02-20-2008 10:56 AM In reply to

    Re: Bottled Spring Water WTF

     

    PerdidoPunk:

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    dlikhten:

    If you boil your tap water you get way cleaner water than bottled water caz its now clean from all bacteria too.

     

    Boiling water doesn't do anything. I don't know where you got that idea from.

    The only time that MIGHT be beneficial is if you think you may have microbes in your water.

    I think you are confusing the concept of distilled water. 

     

    Wasn't that his point about boiling it?

    Again, you still wouldn't be removing anything. For most, this would be unacceptable.

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