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  • 02-12-2008 4:01 PM

    WTF?

    MasterAsshat, izzat you?

     This was on the front page of a newspaper website.

    MasterAsshatPlan and his girlfriend

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
  • 02-12-2008 4:02 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your mug.

  • 02-12-2008 4:25 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Welbog:

    Enjoy your mug.

    Hey Lysis, if anyone deserves this mug, it's you.

    It was surprisingly difficult to find the link.  Apparently the search has only indexed the last couple of months of posts.  A search for "mug" produces no results older than Jan 7, 2008.  The forum software was upgraded on or around Jan 21, 2008.  Anyone know why this would happen, even though we all know that Community Server sucks?

    I realize now that I should have Googled

    Original mug thread link if anyone gives a shit.

    SpectateSwamp exposing aliens. Obviously the World needs SSDS


    [10:07] <fatdog> so from now on.. be sure to wear nice clean underwear
    [10:07] <mps> fatdog: That is simply not going to happen
  • 02-12-2008 4:32 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your pug. 

  • 02-12-2008 5:54 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your Doug? 

  • 02-12-2008 6:00 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Bug

    Enjoy your bug.

  • 02-12-2008 6:04 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your lug(s) 

  • 02-12-2008 6:15 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

     

    Enjoy your tug. 

  • 02-12-2008 6:18 PM In reply to

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    Enjoy your smug.
  • 02-12-2008 6:33 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your hug. 

  • 02-12-2008 6:37 PM In reply to

    • PJH
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    Re: WTF?

    slug

    Enjoy your slug.

    Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

    - unknown
  • 02-12-2008 7:20 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/vilcus/

     

    Enjoy your plug.

  • 02-12-2008 8:46 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?


    ENJOY YOUR DRUG(S) 

    All in all, this is either the stupidest thing I've read all week (and I'm porting SSDS to .NET!), or the worst trolling attempt ever.
    -bstorer
  • 02-12-2008 8:50 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your AUG

    "Frames securely mediate, by design. Secure multi-mediation is the future of all webbing."
  • 02-12-2008 8:57 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Ugg boots

    Enjoy your Ugg?

    (http://www.uggaustralia.com/productslist.aspx?gID=m&categoryID=223&page=1)

     

  • 02-12-2008 9:23 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

     

  • 02-12-2008 9:25 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

     Travolta is an asshole

    Enjoy your rug.

  • 02-12-2008 9:30 PM In reply to

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     Apparently, this is a FUG

    Enjoy your FUG.

    (I'm not really an army guy - I was just really surprised that this is really a FUG 70) 

  • 02-12-2008 9:55 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your jug

  • 02-12-2008 11:07 PM In reply to

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     kid chugs beer

    enjoy your chug? 

  • 02-13-2008 2:09 AM In reply to

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    Enjoy your...?

     

  • 02-13-2008 3:20 AM In reply to

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    Enjoy your vug. 

  • 02-13-2008 4:59 AM In reply to

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    Enjoy your nug.

    the forum software ate my colon
  • 02-13-2008 10:32 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    This is the greatest thread ever. 

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
  • 02-13-2008 11:06 AM In reply to

    • TDC
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    Re: WTF?

    Otterdam:

    Enjoy your shrug.

     

     

     

    Fixed. 

  • 02-13-2008 11:21 AM In reply to

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    Enjoy your thug. 

  • 02-13-2008 11:48 AM In reply to

    • Benn
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    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your (other type of) tug

    (The real WTF is a google image search for "tug" with SafeSearch off...I had no idea!)
  • 02-13-2008 12:14 PM In reply to

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    krug

    enjoy your krug. 

    — Flurp.
  • 02-13-2008 12:57 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your trug

    trug

  • 02-13-2008 1:22 PM In reply to

    • Benn
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    • Joined on 01-08-2008
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    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your snug.
  • 02-13-2008 1:29 PM In reply to

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    Enjoy your mug

     

     

  • 02-13-2008 1:32 PM In reply to

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    shadowman:

    Enjoy your mug

    mugging

     

    Enjoy your mugging?

     A mugging

    Edit: Your image finally came through, oh well.

  • 02-13-2008 2:04 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Benn:
    (The real WTF is a google image search for "tug" with SafeSearch off...I had no idea!)
     

    LOL! Me either.  

  • 02-13-2008 2:36 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your DEBUG.

    ╩юфют√ь ёЄЁрэшЎрь яюЁр эр яхэёш■.

    #TDWTF @ SlashNET was merged into #codelove @ the same network. You're still welcome to drop by. I guess.
  • 02-13-2008 3:34 PM In reply to

    • rbowes
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    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your [product] plug!

  • 02-13-2008 5:32 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Enjoy your dug.

    P.S. If you don't get this note, let me know and I'll write you another.
  • Tue, Jan 19 2038 3:14 AMIn reply to

    Re: Whatever This Thread Is Named

    I agree with whatever Quietust just posted above.

  • 02-13-2008 5:48 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

     string sql ="SELECT * FROM Person WHERE Name = " + name + ";";

     

    Enjoy your bug 

  • 02-13-2008 7:15 PM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

     Enjoy your Zug

    ZUG

     

    (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


  • 02-13-2008 7:28 PM In reply to

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    Enjoy your blag...

    ...dammit! 

  • 02-13-2008 7:34 PM In reply to

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    Your cookies have been denied! all of you ... ..!..

     

     

    There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
  • 02-14-2008 10:12 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    medialint:

    Your cookies have been denied! all of you ... ..!..

     

    False.

    We get more cookies.

    — Flurp.
  • 02-14-2008 10:20 AM In reply to

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    alunharford:

     string sql ="SELECT * FROM Person WHERE Name = " + name + ";";

     

    Enjoy your bug 

     

    OK I give up.  Where's the bug?

  • 02-14-2008 10:22 AM In reply to

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    shadowman:

    alunharford:

     string sql ="SELECT * FROM Person WHERE Name = " + name + ";";

     

    Enjoy your bug 

     

    OK I give up.  Where's the bug?

     

    I assume he is referring to the SQL injection that could result....

  • 02-14-2008 10:44 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    I assume he is referring to the SQL injection that could result....

     

    That doesn't count.   It requires me to assume facts about somewhere else in the code that aren't clearly shown there.  I mean, with that  kind of explanation you might as well have said, "It's clearly in the language of gobbledygook, which doesn't have a native string type!" 

    If he's giving us a  picture of a bug, he better damn well show us a real bug! Sorry, alunharford, but I'm rejecting your contribution! 

  • 02-14-2008 10:53 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    shadowman:
    That doesn't count.   It requires me to assume facts about somewhere else in the code that aren't clearly shown there.
     

    I agree, but I was ready to just ignore it as lame.

  • 02-14-2008 10:56 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    shadowman:

    alunharford:

     string sql ="SELECT * FROM Person WHERE Name = " + name + ";";

     

    Enjoy your bug 

     

    OK I give up.  Where's the bug?

     

    I assume he is referring to the SQL injection that could result....

     

     

    I think the correct but he is referring to is that the name is not surrounded by '
    Giving the query an incorrect syntax error. Its possible code before it cleans the name, but i guess it could also add the ''.

     

     How about this for a bug:

    string sql = "SELECT * FROM Person WHERE Name = '" + Request.Form["name"] + "';";

     

     

  • 02-14-2008 11:04 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    plazmo, you forgot 

    SpectateSwamp exposing aliens. Obviously the World needs SSDS


    [10:07] <fatdog> so from now on.. be sure to wear nice clean underwear
    [10:07] <mps> fatdog: That is simply not going to happen
  • 02-14-2008 11:07 AM In reply to

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    belgariontheking:
    plazmo, you forgot 
     

    To code it in whitespace?

  • 02-14-2008 11:07 AM In reply to

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    belgariontheking:

    "To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it"

     

    This is a very bad quote and very wrong to boot!  I don't know about your mind but mine can learn new things without unlearning another.  I suppose if you're retarded though then you would need to go by your quote. 

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
  • 02-14-2008 11:14 AM In reply to

    Re: WTF?

    Lysis:

    belgariontheking:

    "To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it"

    This is a very bad quote and very wrong to boot!  I don't know about your mind but mine can learn new things without unlearning another.  I suppose if you're retarded though then you would need to go by your quote. 

    It's a fucking joke you moron! 

    SpectateSwamp exposing aliens. Obviously the World needs SSDS


    [10:07] <fatdog> so from now on.. be sure to wear nice clean underwear
    [10:07] <mps> fatdog: That is simply not going to happen
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