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Men and women (trollbait)

Last post 04-02-2013 4:17 PM by Nagesh. 16 replies.
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  • 02-07-2013 3:03 PM

    Men and women (trollbait)

    Yeah I know I'm asking for a good trolling, I don't expect to get much help here but I thought I'd ask anyway.

    Can anyone explain how things are sposed to work between men and women?

    You know, when they wanna have sex and stuff, who does what to make that happen?

     

  • 02-07-2013 3:16 PM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    EncoreSpod:
    Can anyone explain how things are sposed to work between men and women?
     

    Typical bloke, won't read the manual:


  • 02-07-2013 3:23 PM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

     I don't need that kind of manual, I know the practical stuff when you get down to strip down and rebuild stage.

     

    I if you wanna turn this into a car thing, engines are easy. Haggling for a good model to work on is the hard part.

     

  • 02-07-2013 3:26 PM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

     You see what I'm saying, on the rare occasion I've managed to acquire a wreck to restore I've had no problems in that department,

    But those occasions are too rare, if this was a TV show it wouldn't be a show about working on the machines, it would be one of those shows about buying the right one.

     

  • 02-07-2013 3:50 PM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    Meh, okay.

    Check PMs.

  • 02-08-2013 3:29 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

     You. talk. to. each. other.


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  • 02-08-2013 4:54 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    dhromed:
     You. talk. to. each. other.
     

    You. Talk. Like. Him:


  • 02-25-2013 5:50 PM In reply to

    • operagost
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    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    I have a good feeling that guy is an expert in the field.

  • 02-27-2013 12:46 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    EncoreSpod:
    Can anyone explain how things are sposed to work between men and women?
     

    I'm no John Gray, but here's something you need to keep in mind: men are descended from monkeys, which explains why we scratch ourselves and think the smell of poop is the funniest thing there is.  Women are descended from magpies, which explains why they are easily distracted by shiny stones.

  • 02-27-2013 1:53 AM In reply to

    • Zemm
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    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    da Doctah:
    Women are descended from magpies, which explains why they are easily distracted by shiny stones.
    My 9 month old daughter keeps saying "ark ark" so I believe that.
    Filed Under: Can you think of something that talks, other than a person?
  • 02-27-2013 7:06 PM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    Zemm:
    da Doctah:

    Men are descended from monkeys

    Women are descended from magpies

    My 9 month old daughter keeps saying "ark ark" so I believe that.
    My 19 month old son makes monkey noises but has never said "ark ark" so I too believe it.

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  • 02-28-2013 12:06 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    RTapeLoadingError:
    My 19 month old son makes monkey noises but has never said "ark ark" so I too believe it.
     

    We need to break some news to you, Tarzan...

  • 02-28-2013 12:31 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    Cassidy:

    RTapeLoadingError:
    My 19 month old son makes monkey noises but has never said "ark ark" so I too believe it.
     

    We need to break some news to you, Tarzan...

    Does this have something to do with him being in the 99th percentile for tree climbing?

    Certified Internet Engineer (CIE)

  • 02-28-2013 7:59 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    RTapeLoadingError:
    Does this have something to do with him being in the 99th percentile for tree climbing?
     

    Celebrate that he's reaching new heights.

  • 03-08-2013 6:22 AM In reply to

    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    It works a bit like this:

    We pro-create and then little people are born. We all get older and in 20-30 years time they are mating and bringing even younger people into the world.

    Meanwhile we slowly decay until we cease to be any more and end up buried under the earth where we get eaten by the worms.

     

     

  • 03-08-2013 10:54 PM In reply to

    • Ben L.
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    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

    Cbuttius:

    It works a bit like this:

    We pro-create and then little people are born. We all get older and in 20-30 years time they are mating and bringing even younger people into the world.

    Meanwhile we slowly decay until we cease to be any more and end up buried under the earth where we get eaten by the worms.

     

     

    Life is like a tree.

    It's made of wood and can be burned for warmth.

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  • 04-02-2013 4:17 PM In reply to

    • Nagesh
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    Re: Men and women (trollbait)

     

    Ben L.:
    Cbuttius:

    It works a bit like this:

    We pro-create and then little people are born. We all get older and in 20-30 years time they are mating and bringing even younger people into the world.

    Meanwhile we slowly decay until we cease to be any more and end up buried under the earth where we get eaten by the worms.

     

     

    Life is like a tree.

    It's made of wood and can be burned for warmth.

     

    Wrong wrong and three times wrong!

     

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