The only thing that would make this story better is it was a lioness.
frits: The only thing that would make this story better is it was a lioness.
Or, an avenging narwhal:
frits:The only thing that would make this story better is it was a lioness.
derula: frits:The only thing that would make this story better is it was a lioness. It would also help if the alleged burglars were pretty.
Oh, that Britney Singleton!
She's one of a kind.
*runs*