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When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
Last post 10-03-2009 3:13 AM by Nyquist. 75 replies.
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codeman38
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When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
So there's this company called NetBase that develops data-mining applications. And they decided to release a public demo of one of their applications under development, a health-oriented semantic search engine called HealthBase, promoting it with press releases aplenty.
Problem is, they didn't bother to actually test their application thoroughly before deploying it. Which is a particularly troublesome issue when your data set includes a good deal of non-medical data... such as Wikipedia.
The result? As this TechCrunch article points out, one of the causes of AIDS was listed as "Jew"-- because the system mistook the verb "aids" in a Wikipedia article for a reference to the disease. Even worse, clicking on the link to "Jew" revealed that treatments for that condition include coarse salt and Dr. Pepper.
They've fixed some of the really glaring examples by now, but the service still offers up quite a bit of hilarity. For instance, one of the causes of ADHD is "campus", while one of the possible treatments for it is a "rat". And treatments for depression include the Great Depression, the gold standard, the Canadian Shield, regression analysis, and 3-tesla proton magnetic resonance spectroscopy.
More hilarious results can be found in the comments to this post at Language Log. Some of them have been fixed since the comments were posted; others remain as utterly absurd as ever.
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MiffTheFox
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I love this one:
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garyniger
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This is epic. I guess I'll have something to spend the next few hours with.
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codeman38
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Personally, I love that the treatments for Linux include tar and Caucho Resin under chemicals, and Wine, Cactus, Juice and Lotus under food and plants.
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MiffTheFox
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 codeman38:Personally, I love that the treatments for Linux include tar and Caucho Resin under chemicals, and Wine, Cactus, Juice and Lotus under food and plants.
Don't forget the #1 treatment: Windows.
(Not trying to start a flamewar, just stating the "facts")
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The Dark Lord
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This is the ultimate time-waster. I hope it's not blocked at the office.
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Evo
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I find the downsides of "data mining" quite funny ;-). And how "bullshit" seems to "add new value"
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Evo
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Sorry for yet another post. I just concidered "hell" hilarious, as it informed me it threats medical disorders.
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derula
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Evo: I find the downsides of "data mining" quite funny ;-).
But those of "artificial intelligence" are so much more epic. I mean, we knew that it can lead to "Third World War" from several novels / movies, but who wudda thought it could cause "Cancer" and "Mad Cow Desease"?
Edit: Oh, and "Third World War" can cause controversial issues, decimate the earth, destroy the world, and even cause extreme poverty and a famine! Worst of all, it will fail a Google test! Good thing it can also provide a solution: it will solve humanitarian problems, clean water, renew life and even bring earth! ... Too bad earth won't experience its bringing as it will have been decimated.
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burntfuse
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 Really? Mario must've been on to something.
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vt_mruhlin
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"Bolshevik Revolution" is listed as the number 2 cause of Democrats. Seems pretty accurate to me.
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burntfuse
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Right....... 
Who knew having fun can cause so many problems?  ...
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fennec
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The worst one I found was 'Causes of Obama', which includes "NPOV addition".
Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive472 His reasoning is that since this NPOV addition could possibly hurt Obama, it's a "sneak attack on article neutrality." ? this
is just another failed sneak attack on article neutrality This is
Wikidemon's description of the addition of POV-balanced information to
an article that does not mention Obama. His reasoning is that since this NPOV addition could possibly hurt Obama, it's a "sneak attack on article neutrality." If
another soul in this galaxy thinks that there is something to that
argument, please see the section that was added. Does anytone else
think that this is the way we should consider edits -- whether they
might be embarassing to candidates we like or don't like? In other worse, they're blithely reading non-article namespaces off Wikipedia. Whoopsies.
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codeman38
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fennec: In other worse, they're blithely reading non-article namespaces off Wikipedia. Whoopsies.
And another search, "angst", turns up an Amazon.com review in its results-- specifically, of Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights. (Not to mention thinking that a bad English accent is some type of food.)
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Nelle
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Drug & Medications for will smith (1) + Genetically modified virus Cons of britney spears (20) + Enemy + Evil its interesting that they have tons of stuff on capitalism, however they have nothing on communism ...
and its pretty accurate on the "memory leak" ...
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scgtrp
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Also, Impact iz fud nao. http://healthbase.netbase.com/#lolcat&Treatments And alcohol prevents you from becoming invisible: http://healthbase.netbase.com/#invisibility&Treatments Unfortunately, it has no treatments for Community Server, Blackboard, or stupidity. Useless pile of junk. It does list "fire department" as a treatment for "fire". +1.
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scgtrp
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It is actually accurate, assuming your copy of IE is stored on magnetic media. MRI machines have big magnets :D
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whoever
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Drug & Medications for love (17) Efficacy of digoxin specific Fab fragments (Digibind) in the treatment of toad venom poisoning. Chan Su, a traditional Chinese medication, and Love
Stone, a topical aphrodisiac, are both made from dried venom of the
toad bufo bufo gargarizans and contain bufalin, cinobufotalin,
cinobufagin, and other cardioactive steroids of the bufadienolide
class. . Chan Su, a traditional Chinese medication, and Love
Stone, a topical aphrodisiac, are both made from dried venom of the
toad bufo bufo gargarizans and contain bufalin, cinobufotalin,
cinobufagin, and other cardioactive steroids of the bufadienolide
class. Deaths have occurred following ingestion of these
products and the clinical course resembles digoxin toxicity. The
purpose of this study was to determine the efficacy of digoxin specific
Fab fragments in treating Chan Su poisoning. Sexual intercourse Sexual intimacy, as well as orgasms, increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, also known as "the love hormone" which helps people bond and build trust. . In
response to the findings, one researcher adds that those who already
have self-esteem say they sometimes have sex to "feel even better".
People have sex to feel good about themselves. Sexual intimacy, as well as orgasms, increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, also known as "the love hormone" which helps people bond and build trust. Researchers
from the University of Pittsburgh and the University of North Carolina
at Chapel Hill "evaluated 59 premenopausal women before and after warm
contact with their husbands and partners ending with hugs. They found
that the more contact, the higher the oxytocin levels". Treatments for love (53) Slide guitar Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. . John
Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah
and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in
bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman
Brothers Band. Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning
in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine
bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later
picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory
Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles
eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas
have been produced since 1985). Billy Joel 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. . On
December 31, 1999, Joel performed at New York's Madison Square Garden,
which at the time was considered to be Joel's last solo concert. The
concert (dubbed The Night of the 2000 Years) ran for close to four
hours and was later released as 2000 Years: The Millennium Concert. 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. In
2001, Joel released Fantasies & Delusions, a collection of
classical piano pieces. All were composed by Joel and performed by
Richard Joo. Freddie Mercury Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". . Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". The
most notable aspect of his songwriting involved the wide range of
genres that he used, which included, among other styles, rockabilly,
progressive rock, heavy metal and disco. As he explained in a 1986
interview, "I hate doing the same thing again and again and again. View more sources Jean Michel Jarre While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. . It
is also rumoured to have been something of a 'quick and dirty'
contractual obligation album for Jarre to end his contractual terms
with Francis Dreyfus. In 2003, Jarre released the album Geometry of
Love for the dance club VIP Lounge, in Paris. While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. During
this post-2000 period he also composed a mini album of work called
Interior Music to be used as a demonstration piece by the Bang and
Olufsen company. The work contains two parts, known as 'bonjour-hello'
and 'whispers of life', which is essentially the first piece without
vocals. Dannii Minogue In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. . Minogue
achieved early success with hits such as "Love and Kisses" and "This is
It", though by the release of her second album, her popularity as a
singer had declined, leading her to concentrate on other fields such as
television presenting. The late 1990s saw a brief return to music after
Minogue reinvented herself as a dance artist with "All I Wanna Do", her
first number one UK Club hit. In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. In
the UK, she has achieved eleven consecutive number one dance singles,
becoming the best performing artist on the UK Upfront Club Chart.
Minogue is currently signed to All Around The World and, in 2006,
released her second official "best of" compilation, The Hits and Beyond. The Seekers Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love
(recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M
Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain.
. The album spent 125 weeks in
the charts in the UK. Following the split, the solo careers of the
artists struggled, and lapsed into obscurity (many attribute it to
their lack of success in the US). Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love
(recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M
Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain.
Keith Potger formed the successful group The New Seekers in the
UK. Bruce Woodley would release several solo albums and focus on
songwriting, eventuating in the unofficial national anthem "I Am
Australian". Joan Baez In
the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a
marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day
Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album
recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War
protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. . Deciding
to experiment after having exhausted the "folksinger with guitar"
format, Baez turned to Peter Schickele, a classical composer, who
provided classical orchestration for her next three albums: 1966's
Noel, 1967's Joan and 1968's Baptism. Noel was a Christmas album of
traditional material, while Baptism was akin to a concept album,
featuring Baez reading and singing poems written by celebrated poets
such as James Joyce, Federico Garcia Lorca and Walt Whitman. In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville,
where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums:
Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album
recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War
protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. Harris,
a country music fan, turned Baez toward more complex country rock
influences beginning with David's Album. She published her first
autobiographical memoir in 1968, titled Daybreak (by Dial Press). Prince (musician) 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). . With
significant input from his band members, Diamonds and Pearls was
released on October 1, 1991. Reaching #3 on the Billboard 200 Diamonds
and Pearls saw the singles "Gett Off" chart at #21 on the Hot 100 and
#6 on the R&B charts while "Cream" gave Prince his fifth US number
one single. 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). O(+>
would peak at #5 on the Billboard 200. While the label wanted "7" to be
the first single, Prince fought to have "My Name Is Prince" as he "felt
that the song's more hip-hoppery would appeal to the same audience"
that had purchased the previous album. The Sound of Music Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). . Had the von
Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood
ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat
in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song.
Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical. The Beatles The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. . "Misery"
and "There's a Place" were issued as a Capitol "Starline" reissue
single in 1964, and reappeared on Capitol's 1980 US version of the
Rarities compilation album.) The early Vee-Jay and Swan Beatles records
command a high price on the record collectors' market today, and all
have been copiously bootlegged. The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. Swan
also issued the German-language version of "She Loves You", called "Sie
Liebt Dich". This song later appeared (in stereo) on Capitol's Rarities
album. Prince (musician) In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". . The
lead single, "Alphabet St.", peaked at #8 on the Hot 100 and #3 on the
R&B chart, but finished with only selling 750,000 copies. Prince
again took his post-Revolution backing band (minus the Bodyguards) on a
three leg, 84-show Lovesexy World Tour; that although played to huge
crowds and were well received shows, financially lost money due to the
expensive sets and props incorporated. In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". He
also began work on a number of musical projects, including Rave Unto
the Joy Fantastic and early drafts of his Graffiti Bridge film, but
both were put on hold when he was asked by Batman director Tim Burton
to record several songs for the upcoming live-action adaptation. Prince
went into the studio and produced an entire 9-track album that Warner
released on June 20, 1989. Grunge music Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. . Michael
Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music"
in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell
out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally
relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success.
Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By
the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being
certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts.
Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along
with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of
Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums
of 1992. Bauhaus (band) Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." The Sound of Music Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). . Had the von
Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood
ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat
in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song.
Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical. Slide guitar Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other
Assorted Love Songs album. . John
Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah
and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in
bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman
Brothers Band. Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other
Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning
in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine
bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later
picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory
Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles
eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas
have been produced since 1985). Ella Fitzgerald Callaway's album To Ella with Love (1996) features fourteen jazz standards made popular by Fitzgerald, and the album also features the trumpeter Wynton Marsalis. . Albums. Ann Hampton Callaway, Dee Dee Bridgewater, and Patti Austin have all recorded albums in tribute to Fitzgerald. Callaway's album To Ella with Love (1996) features fourteen jazz standards made popular by Fitzgerald, and the album also features the trumpeter Wynton Marsalis. Bridgewater's
album Dear Ella (1997) featured many musicians that were closely
associated with Fitzgerald during her career, including the pianist Lou
Levy, the trumpeter Benny Powell, and Fitzgerald's second husband, the
double bassist Ray Brown. Bridgewater's following album, Live at
Yoshi's, was recorded live on April 25, 1998, what would have been
Fitzgerald's 81st birthday. Grunge music Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. . Michael
Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music"
in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell
out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally
relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success.
Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By
the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being
certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts.
Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along
with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of
Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums
of 1992. Bauhaus (band) Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." Other Assorted Love Songs album Slide guitar Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. . John
Lee's cousin, the great Earl Hooker, may have been the first to use wah
and slide together. Like Alan Wilson, Duane Allman played a key role in
bringing slide guitar into rock music, through his work with The Allman
Brothers Band. Duane
Allman shows his skill in playing slide guitar in the 1971 live album
At Fillmore East and with Derek and the Dominos' Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs album. Beginning
in the late 1960s, Allman used an empty glass Coricidin medicine
bottle, which he wore over his ring finger, as a slide; this was later
picked up by other slide guitarists such as Bonnie Raitt, Rory
Gallagher, and Gary Rossington of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Such bottles
eventually went out of production in the early 1980s, although replicas
have been produced since 1985). Greatest Hits Volume III album Billy Joel 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. . On
December 31, 1999, Joel performed at New York's Madison Square Garden,
which at the time was considered to be Joel's last solo concert. The
concert (dubbed The Night of the 2000 Years) ran for close to four
hours and was later released as 2000 Years: The Millennium Concert. 1997's "To Make You Feel My Love" and "Hey Girl" both charted from Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III album. In
2001, Joel released Fantasies & Delusions, a collection of
classical piano pieces. All were composed by Joel and performed by
Richard Joo. Greatest Hits album Freddie Mercury Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". . Mercury wrote ten out of the seventeen songs on Queen's Greatest Hits album: "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Seven Seas of Rhye", "Killer Queen", "Somebody to Love", "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy", "We Are the Champions", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" and "Play the Game". The
most notable aspect of his songwriting involved the wide range of
genres that he used, which included, among other styles, rockabilly,
progressive rock, heavy metal and disco. As he explained in a 1986
interview, "I hate doing the same thing again and again and again. Contemporary album Jean Michel Jarre While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. . It
is also rumoured to have been something of a 'quick and dirty'
contractual obligation album for Jarre to end his contractual terms
with Francis Dreyfus. In 2003, Jarre released the album Geometry of
Love for the dance club VIP Lounge, in Paris. While Jarre's contemporary albums found themselves drawn to the pulsing rhythms of the dancefloor, Geometry of Love had its spiritual home in the chill-out room at the back, with lush, sprawling, sublime works washing over the listener. During
this post-2000 period he also composed a mini album of work called
Interior Music to be used as a demonstration piece by the Bang and
Olufsen company. The work contains two parts, known as 'bonjour-hello'
and 'whispers of life', which is essentially the first piece without
vocals. Subsequent album Dannii Minogue In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. . Minogue
achieved early success with hits such as "Love and Kisses" and "This is
It", though by the release of her second album, her popularity as a
singer had declined, leading her to concentrate on other fields such as
television presenting. The late 1990s saw a brief return to music after
Minogue reinvented herself as a dance artist with "All I Wanna Do", her
first number one UK Club hit. In 2001, Minogue further returned to musical success with the release of her biggest worldwide hit to date, "Who Do You Love Now?", while her subsequent album, Neon Nights, became the most successful of her career. In
the UK, she has achieved eleven consecutive number one dance singles,
becoming the best performing artist on the UK Upfront Club Chart.
Minogue is currently signed to All Around The World and, in 2006,
released her second official "best of" compilation, The Hits and Beyond. Christmas album The Seekers Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love
(recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M
Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain.
. The album spent 125 weeks in
the charts in the UK. Following the split, the solo careers of the
artists struggled, and lapsed into obscurity (many attribute it to
their lack of success in the US). Judith Durham released a Christmas album For Christmas With Love
(recorded in Hollywood, California) and later signed with A&M
Records, releasing two albums, A Gift of Song and Climb Ev'ry Mountain.
Keith Potger formed the successful group The New Seekers in the
UK. Bruce Woodley would release several solo albums and focus on
songwriting, eventuating in the unofficial national anthem "I Am
Australian". David's Album Joan Baez In
the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville, where a
marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums: Any Day
Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album
recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War
protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. . Deciding
to experiment after having exhausted the "folksinger with guitar"
format, Baez turned to Peter Schickele, a classical composer, who
provided classical orchestration for her next three albums: 1966's
Noel, 1967's Joan and 1968's Baptism. Noel was a Christmas album of
traditional material, while Baptism was akin to a concept album,
featuring Baez reading and singing poems written by celebrated poets
such as James Joyce, Federico Garcia Lorca and Walt Whitman. In the tumultuous year of 1968, Baez traveled to Nashville,
where a marathon recording session resulted in not one, but two albums:
Any Day Now, a record consisting exclusively of Dylan covers (one, "Love Is Just A Four-Letter Word," was never recorded by Dylan and has become a Baez staple) and the country-infused David's Album
recorded for husband David Harris, a prominent anti-Vietnam War
protester and organizer eventually imprisoned for draft resistance. Harris,
a country music fan, turned Baez toward more complex country rock
influences beginning with David's Album. She published her first
autobiographical memoir in 1968, titled Daybreak (by Dial Press). Twelfth album Prince (musician) 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). . With
significant input from his band members, Diamonds and Pearls was
released on October 1, 1991. Reaching #3 on the Billboard 200 Diamonds
and Pearls saw the singles "Gett Off" chart at #21 on the Hot 100 and
#6 on the R&B charts while "Cream" gave Prince his fifth US number
one single. 1992 saw Prince and the New Power Generation release his twelfth album untitled, bearing only an unpronounceable symbol on the cover (later copyrighted as Love Symbol #2). O(+>
would peak at #5 on the Billboard 200. While the label wanted "7" to be
the first single, Prince fought to have "My Name Is Prince" as he "felt
that the song's more hip-hoppery would appeal to the same audience"
that had purchased the previous album. Double album The Sound of Music Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). . Had the von
Trapps hiked over the mountains, they would have in all likelihood
ended up in Germany, near the Kehlsteinhaus, Hitler's mountain retreat
in Berchtesgaden. Cultural references. Songs from the musical have been covered in popular music (for example, "My Favorite Things" on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, a double album
by the hip hop group OutKast and pastiched in advertising (for example,
in TV ads for "New Skoda Fabia" (2007) and for the MasterCard credit
card (2007). My Favorite Things is also a 1960 album by jazz musician John Coltrane, containing his interpretation of the eponymous song.
Many television shows have featured characters singing songs or pastiches of songs from the musical. Second Album The Beatles The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. . "Misery"
and "There's a Place" were issued as a Capitol "Starline" reissue
single in 1964, and reappeared on Capitol's 1980 US version of the
Rarities compilation album.) The early Vee-Jay and Swan Beatles records
command a high price on the record collectors' market today, and all
have been copiously bootlegged. The Swan tracks "She Loves You" and "I'll Get You" were issued on the Capitol LP The Beatles' Second Album. Swan
also issued the German-language version of "She Loves You", called "Sie
Liebt Dich". This song later appeared (in stereo) on Capitol's Rarities
album. Studio album Prince (musician) In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". . The
lead single, "Alphabet St.", peaked at #8 on the Hot 100 and #3 on the
R&B chart, but finished with only selling 750,000 copies. Prince
again took his post-Revolution backing band (minus the Bodyguards) on a
three leg, 84-show Lovesexy World Tour; that although played to huge
crowds and were well received shows, financially lost money due to the
expensive sets and props incorporated. In 1989, Prince appeared on Madonna's studio album Like a Prayer, co-writing and singing the duet "Love Song" and playing electric guitar (uncredited) on the songs Like a Prayer, Keep It Together, and "Act of Contrition". He
also began work on a number of musical projects, including Rave Unto
the Joy Fantastic and early drafts of his Graffiti Bridge film, but
both were put on hold when he was asked by Batman director Tim Burton
to record several songs for the upcoming live-action adaptation. Prince
went into the studio and produced an entire 9-track album that Warner
released on June 20, 1989. Debut album Grunge music Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. . Michael
Azerrad asserted that Nevermind symbolized "a sea-change in rock music"
in which the glam metal that had dominated rock music at that time fell
out of favor in the face of music that was authentic and culturally
relevant. Other grunge bands subsequently replicated Nirvana's success.
Pearl Jam, which featured former Mother Love Bone members Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, had released its debut album Ten in August 1991, a month before Nevermind, but album sales only picked up a year later. By
the second half of 1992 Ten became a breakthrough success, being
certified gold and reaching number two on the Billboard charts.
Soundgarden's album Badmotorfinger and Alice in Chains' Dirt, along
with the Temple of the Dog album collaboration featuring members of
Pearl Jam and Soundgarden, were also among the 100 top selling albums
of 1992. Solo album Bauhaus (band) Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." Love and Rockets scored a US hit four years later with "So Alive". The band broke up after seven albums in 1999. Both Daniel Ash and David J released solo albums during the Love and Rockets years; Peter Murphy contributed backing vocals to David J's 1992 single "Candy on the Cross." But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. . It
is also normal to question your feelings for your baby. A bond doesn't
necessarily happen the moment you set eyes on your child. But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. For
some parents, it takes time to develop this bond, especially when the
baby's physical demands take a great deal of time and energy. Talk to
your doctor if you do not feel that you are bonding with your baby in
the first week or two. The place of erotic transference and countertransference in clinical practice. The wish that the therapist demonstrate love for the patient and the therapists' own erotic feelings toward such patients can create misalliances as well difficult technical moments. . Patients
who express intense, erotic attraction to their therapists pose special
treatment challenges that may not respond well to the interpretative
effects of the therapist. The wish that the therapist demonstrate love for the patient and the therapists' own erotic feelings toward such patients can create misalliances as well difficult technical moments. Furthermore,
some patients expressing their love for their therapist may have
physiological manifestations while others would not. At the same time,
therapists may not experience erotic feelings toward the patients'
expressions of love. Clinical
holistic medicine: treatment of physical health problems without a
known cause, exemplified by hypertension and tinnitus. The
toolbox of holistic medicine makes it possible to work on everybody
because there is always something related to the patients quality of
life that can be improved: his love, his purpose of life, and the way he uses his talents, his mind, his feelings, his body, and his sexuality. . In
this case, consciousness-based, holistic medicine could be an
alternative. Using the theories and tools of holistic medicine wisely,
the physician can often provide treatment for the patient. The
toolbox of holistic medicine makes it possible to work on everybody
because there is always something related to the patients quality of
life that can be improved: his love, his purpose of life, and the way he uses his talents, his mind, his feelings, his body, and his sexuality. For
treatment in holistic medicine, it really does not matter as much that
you cannot give the patient a precise medical diagnosis, because you
can always work on the patient with the intention of healing his or her
whole life and existence. It is quite a paradox that many of these
diseases can be understood on the level of the individual patient at
the same moment that the patient is cured; many of these diseases seem
to be clearly related to the repression of the individual character, as
stressed already by Hippocrates. View more sources The neurobiology of attraction. Love, the most typical human feeling,
can be viewed as a dynamic process that represents the result of
different components probably subserved by distinct neural substrates
at different times. . In these
last years, emotions and feelings, such as attachment, couple and
parental bonding and even love, typical of higher mammals, neglected
for centuries by experimental sciences, have become the topic of
extensive neuroscientific research in order to elucidate their
biological mechanisms. Several observations have highlighted the role
of monoamines and of neuropeptides, in particular oxytocin, vasopressin
and opioids, but this is only the beginning of the story. Love, the most typical human feeling,
can be viewed as a dynamic process that represents the result of
different components probably subserved by distinct neural substrates
at different times. As such, some steps can be identified, in
particular its beginning, which is the process of attraction, followed
by the attachment process that, in some cases, can last forever. This
paper will make some general speculations on the attraction process, in
the light of the experience of the Authors. Family pediatrics: report of the Task Force on the Family. Their self-esteem grows from being cared for, loved, and valued and feeling that they are part of a social unit that shares values, communicates openly, and provides companionship. . FAMILY
CONTEXT OF CHILD HEALTH: The power and importance of families to
children arises out of the extended duration for which children are
dependent on adults to meet their basic needs. Children's needs for
which only a family can provide include social support, socialization,
and coping and life skills. Their self-esteem grows from being cared for, loved, and valued and feeling that they are part of a social unit that shares values, communicates openly, and provides companionship. Families
transmit and interpret values to their children and often serve as
children's connection to the larger world, especially during the early
years of life. Although schools provide formal education, families
teach children how to get along in the world. 3,4-Methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine: defining the risks to humans. The 3,4-methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine [MDMA ("Ecstasy", "Adam"), MDA ("Love") and MDE ("Eve")] are recreational drugs that produce feelings of euphoria and energy and a desire to socialize, which go far to explain their current popularity as "rave drugs". . The 3,4-methylenedioxy analogues of amphetamine [MDMA ("Ecstasy", "Adam"), MDA ("Love") and MDE ("Eve")] are recreational drugs that produce feelings of euphoria and energy and a desire to socialize, which go far to explain their current popularity as "rave drugs". In
addition to these positive effects, the drugs are relatively
inexpensive to purchase and have the reputation of being safe compared
to other recreational drugs. Yet there is mounting evidence that these
drugs do not deserve this reputation of being safe. Stronger feeling But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. . It
is also normal to question your feelings for your baby. A bond doesn't
necessarily happen the moment you set eyes on your child. But you will develop stronger feelings and love for your baby every day. For
some parents, it takes time to develop this bond, especially when the
baby's physical demands take a great deal of time and energy. Talk to
your doctor if you do not feel that you are bonding with your baby in
the first week or two. Argument from nonbelief Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. . A
perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious
criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a
perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He
states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of
divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of
love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental
love:. Argument from nonbelief Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. . A
perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious
criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a
perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He
states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of
divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of
love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental
love:. Salvation The purpose of salvation is debated (compare purpose of life), but in general most theologians agree that God devised and implemented His plan of salvation because He loves them regards human beings as His children. . As
commonly conceived, God has both the will and the means to realize
human salvation, albeit through means regarded as mysterious and
transcendent of current human understanding. According to most
religious beliefs, salvation is prescribed only for those judged worthy
of everlasting life--a conditional concept with general variants
ranging from universal salvation (i.e., near-absolute salvation) to
quite narrow and particular concepts that tend to assert a "one true
path [to salvation]." The purpose of salvation is debated (compare purpose of life), but in general most theologians agree that God devised and implemented His plan of salvation because He loves them regards human beings as His children. And
because human existence on Earth is said to be "[given] to sin" (),
salvation also has connotations that deal with the liberation of human
beings from sin, and therefore also the inevitable suffering associated
with the punishment of sin (i.e., "the wages of sin is death" (). The
theological study of salvation is called soteriology: it covers the
means by which salvation is effected or achieved, and its results. View more sources Problem of evil Contemporary
Christian philosopher Peter Kreeft provides several answers to the
problem of evil and suffering, including that a) God may use short-term
evils for long-range goods, b) God created the possibility of evil, but not the evil itself, and that free will was necessary for the highest good of real love. . Augustine's
position, and ultimately that of much of Christianity, was that Adam
and Eve had the power to change nature by bringing sin into the world,
but that the advent of sin then limited mankind's power thereafter to
evade the consequences without divine aid. Eastern Orthodox theology
holds that one inherits the nature of sinfulness but not Adam and Eve's
guilt for their sin which resulted in the fall. Contemporary Christian philosopher Peter Kreeft provides
several answers to the problem of evil and suffering, including that a)
God may use short-term evils for long-range goods, b) God created the possibility of evil, but not the evil itself, and that free will was necessary for the highest good of real love. Kreeft
says that being all-powerful doesn't mean being able to do what is
logically contradictory, i.e., giving freedom with no potentiality for
sin, c) God's own suffering and death on the cross brought about his
supreme triumph over the devil, d) God uses suffering to bring about
moral character, quoting apostle Paul in Romans 5, e) Suffering can
bring people closer to God, and f) The ultimate "answer" to suffering
is Jesus himself, who, more than any explanation, is our real need.
Secular ethics. Propitiation God, out of his love and justice, renders Himself favorable by his own action. . In
response to this theologians have traditionally stressed that
propitiation should not be understood as appeasing or mollifying God in
the sense of a bribe or of it making an angry God love us, because it
is God who--both in the Old and New Testaments--provides the
propitiation. "I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement
for your souls" (Lev 17:11). God, out of his love and justice, renders Himself favorable by his own action. On
this point proponents of penal substitution are virtually unanimous.
John Stott writes that propitiation "does not make God gracious... Argument from nonbelief However,
there are a few others (e.g. Brian Davies in the Thomist tradition) who
suggest that the modern interpretation of what it means to say God loves man is incorrect, and so that God is able to be loving in a sense while actually willing disbelief. . God
is often directly associated with love, cf agape. Theologians, such as
N.T. Wright, suggest that our experience of love is itself a proof of
God's existence. However, there are a few others (e.g. Brian
Davies in the Thomist tradition) who suggest that the modern
interpretation of what it means to say God loves man is incorrect, and so that God is able to be loving in a sense while actually willing disbelief. Reasonable
nonbelief: lack of evidence. Since the second premise is the most
controversial, we will first discuss the third: that there are
instances of reasonable non-belief. Loving god Argument from nonbelief Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. . A
perfectly loving god would prevent reasonable nonbelief. Most serious
criticism of the argument has been leveled against the claim that if a
perfectly loving god exists, reasonable nonbelief does not occur. Schellenberg argues in two steps, by first claiming that a loving god
would enable humans to partake in a relationship with it, and then,
assuming that belief in that god is a necessary condition for such
relationships to occur, he infers that a loving god would not permit nonbelief. He
states:. He justifies this claim by arguing that our conception of
divine love can best be formed by extrapolating the best aspects of
love in human relations, and draws an analogy with perfect parental
love:. Food & Plants for love (7) I wonder what this "Magical juice" is...
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Drug & Medications for hate (15) Food & Plants for hate (2) Garli Looks like Love and Hate have more in common than i thought, both can be treated by god :-)
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I wonder how much Microsoft had to pay the IUPAC to put their name on
the element. Before long, we'll be seeing "Adobe Nitrogen" and "Google
Ununoctium". 
I have no words for this one. 
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Oh well, looks like the media was right all along. 
Luckily, there are treatments. 
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One of the complications of blindness is... blindness. Who knew?
And one of the complications of deafness is... yep, you guessed it... deafness.
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codeman38: One of the complications of blindness is... blindness. Who knew?
No problem. It can be treated with a non-profit organization, or by careful application of color.
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Treatments for peace (56)
+ Peace Of Mind
+ War
+ Peace initiative
...
Ok, yeah
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+ Condom
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Right :/
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Complications of Netbase:
Hosted erotic art
Sponsoring child pornography
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One of the causes of bullshit is bible. That's got to be at least as offensive as the original mentioned in the article.
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I see it agrees with me: Complications of
FreeBSD
Found 0 Complications from 0 records.
 back Oh, and Food & Plants for FreeBSD (1) WINE While Drug & Medications for FreeBSD (2) TFTP is an Organic Chemical and Solaris patch is an Biomed Material
Extracted from EM radiation remaining from the end of previous universe -
//Quantum Bogosort.cpp - Implement Quantum bogosort Algorythym
// (c) Jamie Bean
// Dedicated to my brillant mum, Paula
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Gotta love the treatments for pedophile http://healthbase.netbase.com/#pedophile&Treatments Especially church ordination.
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SEEMS PRETTY ACCURATE FOR "BALTIMORE" Drug & Medication for Baltimore
-Antibody
-Heroin adulterant
-Cocaine
-Ethanol
-BBL agar
Treatments for Baltimore
- Intramural Research Program
- Bus
- Generous gift
- Legislation
- Ordinance
Cons of Baltimore
- Baltimore
- Abuse Women
- Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions
- Abortion
- Far greater decline
Tier 3 internets explorer
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Nelle: its interesting that they have tons of stuff on capitalism, however they have nothing on communism ...
This is a health-oriented site. Clearly they are expecting Obama to bring the Communism.
 "I confess. I've always been a humorist. It is not an accident that the Flounder is usually shown with a smile."
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vt_mruhlin: "Bolshevik Revolution" is listed as the number 2 cause of Democrats. Seems pretty accurate to me.
What's number 1? Traumatic brain damage?
"I confess. I've always been a humorist. It is not an accident that the Flounder is usually shown with a smile."
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Sounds like they got the entry for Prison correct:
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I just checked out the 'Complications of ASP.Net' thing again (it was a link to the site) and while I'm not surprised that it was gone, I was surprised to see a cute message about "Hi, welcome to our site, it's about health; yeah, you may see odd things from time to time in other topics". [ok]
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Who knew? But somehow, I don't think treating it with Excel VBA will be effective.
Causes of VBA
Chiropractic manipulation
Treatments for VBA
Drug & Medications for VBA
Treatments for VBA
Voxel Based Analysis (Voxel based analysis method)
Excel
Endovascular stenting
Microsoft VBA
But apparently, there's nothing but good news with VBA. Take that, all you VBA haters out there!
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And now it's time for philosophy class:
Causes of life:
FM
Gram-positive
HIV
Inflammatory bowel disease
Leishmania parasite
Low blood sugar
Parkinson's disease
Placental abruption
Postpartum psychosis
Spinal cord injury
Pros of life:
Provide new insight
Provide information
Accomplish research
Add end
Annotate phylogenetic tree
Assess burden
Assess quality
Avoid ventilator induced lung injury
Determine thoracic radiotherapy strategy
Eradicate cancer
Cons of life:
CSF leak
Allergic inflammation
Bad event
Cancer
Develop panic related symptom
Disease relapse
Dissatisfaction
Enlargement
Etiology
Hamper use
So one of the cons of life is cancer, but don't worry; one of the pros of life is "Eradicate cancer", presumably via "Accomplish research". Just watch out for those bad events.
Also, "enlargement" is a bad thing? Just as well I never replied to all those emails then.
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OK, one more: if your kids want to know where babies come from...
Causes of baby
Medication (medicine,drug)
SIDS
Second-hand smoke (secondhand smoke)
Cigarette smoke
Domestic Violence
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Scarlet Manuka: Causes of baby
Medication (medicine,drug)
SIDS
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
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The National Child Abuse Hotline provides 24-hour support for parents.
It provides free information and advice, ranging from prevention of
child abuse to basic information about the normal growth and
development of children.
Oh the humanity. Causes of child abuse: - Parent
- Radiologist
- Family
- Father
- History
- Parental alcohol use
- At-risk families
- Abuse
Indeed, we find that "Radiologists play key role in child abuse cases" says a University of Kentucky study in NewsRX. Fortunately, they can be treated with curriculum vitae, T Stat, heparinized saline, alcohol, and anticoagulant medication.
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Great, now I'm going to be playing with this all day. It's so addicting!
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The Java one is pretty good. Apparently the treatment for Java is cocaine, awsome.
 
snoofle:
Better solution: get a few developer friends and concurrently beat him with multiple copies of the good Java book to illustrate proper parallel processing.
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HealthBase knows how to deal with those damn nips:
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The Real WTF: HealthBase knows how to deal with those damn nips:
We already tried irradiating them and all it got us was anime.
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My favorite, so far, involves two interpretations of how Obama came to be where he is today. The first is rooted in fairly reasonable speculation regarding the American media:
Causes of Obama: + Large advertising effort The second... Well, I'm not quite sure how this theory came to be: Causes of Obama: + Blow
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Re: When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
Nuts... they've stopped using Wikipedia as a search source. This will seriously put a crimp on the availible hillarity out of this application. Thankfully, some fun is still to be had just from searching the medical journals: Complications of education: + Childhood obesity (okay...) + Delayed Awareness (I see.)
+ Tourette Syndrome (What?)
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morbiuswilters
- Joined on 01-15-2008
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Re: When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
"I confess. I've always been a humorist. It is not an accident that the Flounder is usually shown with a smile."
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Alargule
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Re: When semantic extraction goes horribly, horribly wrong
Causes of "New York":
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cancer
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CHF
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PVC
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Allergen
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Aquatic alien species
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Congestive heart failure
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Famotidine
You see, it wasn't the Dutch - it were aliens all along!
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