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Starting at $NaN.00
Last post 01-14-2009 1:40 AM by joeyadams. 21 replies.
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Mole
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Zecc
  - Joined on 06-12-2007
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For a laptop with x-hour battery, that's pretty non-adjective. But I see the wtf: the picture must be wrong, because that doesn't look like a 25:12 screen. Edit: then again maybe it is...
If mixed metaphors were illegal, I'd be having an indigestion.
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DaveK
 - Joined on 02-22-2006
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Found another one: 
And according to the disclaimer that NaN doesn't even include taxes, fees, shipping or licensing charges...
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TwelveBaud
  - Joined on 06-03-2008
- Salona, VA
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 DaveK:And according to the disclaimer that NaN doesn't even include taxes, fees, shipping or licensing charges...
2008 model year LX 570 sport utility vehicle:
$ NaN
Luxury Option Package:
$ 7,350
Shipping to dealer fee:
$ 650
Windows CE 5.2 licensing fee for Windows Automotive with SYNC:
$ 325
5 years of free Sirius/XM (not negotiable or refundable):
$ 2,500
Pre-tax subtotal:
$ NaN
State Tax on Vehicles:
14%
Subtotal:
$ NaN
Gasoline fee:
$ 145
Total:
$ NaN The taxes, fees, and other charges don't add that much. :P ... Community Server, why do you strip <DL> tags, but don't indicate this in preview or in TinyMCE? *sigh*
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morbiuswilters
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Javascript NaN WTFs are probably the lamest ones, so I propose an amendment to the Javascript spec that will help weed them out: we need to change "NaN" to something so offensive that not catching it before release will result in the company going down in flames. Something like "DeathToNiggers"* or "IPeeOnAbortedFetuses"**... * Not racist, just trying to come up with something so offensive that it would be a PR disaster for a company that let the bug slip out and would put the fear of God into JS programmers. ** Not anti-fetus or pro-peeing-on-aborted-fetus, either.
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bstorer
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morbiuswilters: ** Not anti-fetus or pro-peeing-on-aborted-fetus, either.
Wuss. Why are you so afraid to take a stand? I'm not: I pee on fetuses, regardless of their abortion status, and I'm not ashamed of it.
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KattMan
 - Joined on 10-18-2006
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TwelveBaud:
5 years of free Sirius/XM (not negotiable or refundable): $ 2,500
Is this a new meaning of free I haven't heard about yet?
CAPTCHA? We ain't got no CAPTCHA. We don't need no CAPTCHA. We don't need no stinking CAPTCHA!
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dtech
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KattMan: TwelveBaud:
5 years of free Sirius/XM (not negotiable or refundable): $ 2,500
Is this a new meaning of free I haven't heard about yet?
No, it's "free*". He just forgot the asterisk.
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samanddeanus
- Joined on 04-01-2008
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dtech:
No, it's "free*". He just forgot the asterisk.
No, it's obviously libre rather than free as in beer. So you can
0. use it for any purpose
1. study how the it works, and adapt it to your needs
2. redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor
3. improve it and release your improvements to the public, so that the whole community benefits
with your Sirius/XM
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DaveK
- Joined on 02-22-2006
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bstorer: morbiuswilters: ** Not anti-fetus or pro-peeing-on-aborted-fetus, either.
Wuss. Why are you so afraid to take a stand? I'm not: I pee on fetuses, regardless of their abortion status, and I'm not ashamed of it.
That's disgusting! People have to eat those, you know!
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sas
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TwelveBaud: 5 years of free Sirius/XM (not negotiable or refundable):
$ 2,500
Now that's the real WTF!
Redneck2
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galgorah
 - Joined on 04-18-2007
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bstorer:
morbiuswilters: ** Not anti-fetus or pro-peeing-on-aborted-fetus, either.
Wuss. Why are you so afraid to take a stand? I'm not: I pee on fetuses, regardless of their abortion status, and I'm not ashamed of it.
I Prefer to just stick the fetus in a deep fryer. Tastes better that way..... Mmmm... fried fetus...
"Void* is not actually void*" - Best error message EVER!
My method of measuring code quality is to ask myself if I would rather have herpes or maintain the code in question. In this case I would choose death by herpes. --akatherder
People who work in VB or any variant thereof are not programmers, they are circus chimps throwing feces into an IDE... --chebrock
My dad chased him off with a shotgun, which apparently pissed this guy off so much he felt the need to strip naked, sit in the middle of his front yard, and chop up live kittens with a machete to feed to his pet boa.
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lolwtf
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Gives a whole new meaning to "one in the oven."
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WhiskeyJack
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DaveK:
People have to eat those, you know!
I thought those were tomatoes!
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DaveK
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WhiskeyJack: DaveK:
People have to eat those, you know!
I thought those were tomatoes!
Well, they look a lot like chopped tomatoes after you've given them a good tenderizing with the steak-hammer.
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DaveK
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lolwtf: Gives a whole new meaning to "one in the oven."
Sticking a fetus in the deep fryer gives a whole new meaning to "one in the oven"? That's an interesting theory you have there...
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menta
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I could keep it in my jock-strap.
MENTA!
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Zecc
- Joined on 06-12-2007
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menta: I could keep it in my jock-strap.
That much left-over space?
If mixed metaphors were illegal, I'd be having an indigestion.
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DaveK
- Joined on 02-22-2006
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Zecc: menta: I could keep it in my jock-strap.
That much left-over space?
Nothing else in there except his brains, and they don't take up much room.
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joeyadams
 - Joined on 06-28-2008
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Finally, a TheDailyWTF thread that doesn't degenerate into unstoppable exchanges of insults. It's good to finally see a high-quality thread. Death to Fetuses!
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