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Last post 12-04-2008 1:11 PM by danixdefcon5. 21 replies.
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  • 12-01-2008 12:51 AM

    IEEE.org User Registration

    IEEE's user registration for their website is pretty unimpressive for the "The world's leading professional association for the advancement of technology".

    On the "date of birth" calendar, you can select days <= 0 as well as > 31.

    There's also no way to see or select the year. So unless you were born in the current calendar year, you'll probably have to edit the date by hand.

    Finally, the user name has to be UPPER CASE. If you type it in mixed case, you get an error.

    I stopped there.

     

  • 12-01-2008 12:56 AM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Jesus christ, forum software...

  • 12-01-2008 4:29 AM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?

     I've had plenty of conversations about floating point, but NEVER has anybody referenced or quoted IEEE 754.  Frequently mentioned, never used.  Although I'm sure a few of the GCC developers reference it privately, it's biggest impact seems to be hardware, but even that has a lot unspecified or implementation defined, nevermind that various bits of hardware ignore whatever rules are inconvenient!

     Historical significance is another matter entirely.  There used to be a lot more diversity in hardware, which it cut down.  Something to be thankful for I guess.

  • 12-01-2008 5:43 AM In reply to

    • Kemp
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    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Rhamphoryncus:

     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?

     I've had plenty of conversations about floating point, but NEVER has anybody referenced or quoted IEEE 754.  Frequently mentioned, never used.  Although I'm sure a few of the GCC developers reference it privately, it's biggest impact seems to be hardware, but even that has a lot unspecified or implementation defined, nevermind that various bits of hardware ignore whatever rules are inconvenient!

     Historical significance is another matter entirely.  There used to be a lot more diversity in hardware, which it cut down.  Something to be thankful for I guess.

     That's a troll, right? Right?

  • 12-01-2008 6:44 AM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Rhamphoryncus:
     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?
    I was going to say using a mac... but ok.
  • 12-01-2008 10:27 AM In reply to

    • jeffg
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    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

     forget IEEE,, ACM is cheaper and you get more for your membership dollars

  • 12-01-2008 12:40 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Kemp:

    Rhamphoryncus:

     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?

     I've had plenty of conversations about floating point, but NEVER has anybody referenced or quoted IEEE 754.  Frequently mentioned, never used.  Although I'm sure a few of the GCC developers reference it privately, it's biggest impact seems to be hardware, but even that has a lot unspecified or implementation defined, nevermind that various bits of hardware ignore whatever rules are inconvenient!

     Historical significance is another matter entirely.  There used to be a lot more diversity in hardware, which it cut down.  Something to be thankful for I guess.

     That's a troll, right? Right?

     

    Nope, just jaded.

  • 12-01-2008 12:43 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Kemp:

    Rhamphoryncus:

     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?

     I've had plenty of conversations about floating point, but NEVER has anybody referenced or quoted IEEE 754.  Frequently mentioned, never used.  Although I'm sure a few of the GCC developers reference it privately, it's biggest impact seems to be hardware, but even that has a lot unspecified or implementation defined, nevermind that various bits of hardware ignore whatever rules are inconvenient!

     Historical significance is another matter entirely.  There used to be a lot more diversity in hardware, which it cut down.  Something to be thankful for I guess.

     That's a troll, right? Right?

    Nah, its for real.  Nobody used IEEE-754.  Ever.  And 802.13 doesn't exist either.  It's just a rumour started by the IEEE to try and cover up the gummint's contacts with ALIENS!!!1!!!

    < wanders off, whistling theme tune to "Born on the Minus Fourth of July" >

    (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


  • 12-01-2008 2:13 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

     

    Rhamphoryncus:

     The real WTF is you were signing up for the IEEE?

     I've had plenty of conversations about floating point, but NEVER has anybody referenced or quoted IEEE 754.

     So you probably know there's more to IEEE than floating point numbers and still post this??

  • 12-01-2008 3:28 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    savar:

    On the "date of birth" calendar, you can select days <= 0 as well as > 31.

    There's also no way to see or select the year. So unless you were born in the current calendar year, you'll probably have to edit the date by hand.

     

    Pshaw.  I was born Oct 31, 1978.  It's currently Dec 1, 2008.  I simply need to state that I was born on December -10668, 2008

  • 12-01-2008 4:12 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    I tried this on Firefox/Ubuntu and Safari/OSX10.4. WIth Firefox, it showed Dec in the first box and 2008 in the second box, and i could choose a year from 1948 to 2067. With Safari, it showed up like the screenshot you posted, with a 0 as default and every number from -60 to 59 in the list. Seems to be an issue with their javascript and Safari.

  • 12-01-2008 4:36 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    topspin:

     So you probably know there's more to IEEE than floating point numbers and still post this??

     

    That's a good point actually.  It must be my strange little software world where IEEE almost exclusely means floating point.

  • 12-01-2008 4:44 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Rhamphoryncus:

    topspin:

     So you probably know there's more to IEEE than floating point numbers and still post this??

     

    That's a good point actually.  It must be my strange little software world where IEEE almost exclusely means floating point.

     

    Yes, it being a worldwide standards organization relating to everything from medical devices to wireless protocols.

  • 12-01-2008 4:53 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

     Aye.  In hindsight I wouldn't have said anything had I considered the view of an electrical engineer (or whatever), rather than a programmer.

     Oh well.  Nothing for me to do but concede it and move on.

  • 12-01-2008 6:40 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Is that a Java applet they're using for the calendar, or is there some other reason why the "save" and "cancel" buttons don't match the rest of the user interface?
  • 12-01-2008 8:10 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    DaveK:
    It's just a rumour started by the IEEE to try and cover up the gummint's contacts with ALIENS!!!1!!!
    And all devoted readers of this forum should be aware that aliens ARE floating points...

    Ban FB and bring back MPS - he had a much cooler username!
    Legendary Thread
    lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.
    curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references.
    morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
  • 12-02-2008 1:46 AM In reply to

    • lolwtf
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    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Carnildo:
    Is that a Java applet they're using for the calendar, or is there some other reason why the "save" and "cancel" buttons don't match the rest of the user interface?
    They look like utter shit, so I'm guessing yes.
    (null)
  • 12-02-2008 3:05 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Eternal Density:

    DaveK:
    It's just a rumour started by the IEEE to try and cover up the gummint's contacts with ALIENS!!!1!!!
    And all devoted readers of this forum should be aware that aliens ARE floating points...

    The aliens travel to Earth in Unidentified Floating Points, of course!

    (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


  • 12-02-2008 3:41 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    And how many aliens, pray tell, fit into a point?

    And if their points float, doesn't it take enormously long to reach the earth? 

    No way you speak truth here. We all know that aliens travel in pyramids. 

  • 12-02-2008 8:24 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    Ilya Ehrenburg:
    And how many aliens, pray tell, can dance on a point?
    FTFY.
    Ilya Ehrenburg:
    No way you speak truth here. We all know that aliens travel in pyramids. 
    You're right.  The points were just the Goa'uld's way of distracting SpectateSwamp so they can take over without fear of him throwing holey stones at them...

     

    Ban FB and bring back MPS - he had a much cooler username!
    Legendary Thread
    lolwtf: Instead of comfy chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again.
    curtmack: It's like Godwin's Law, but instead of Hitler it's xkcd references.
    morbiuswilters: Right, but the Holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as xkcd.
  • 12-04-2008 9:11 AM In reply to

    • pjt33
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    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

     This is probably the same IEEE who kept on messing up the magazine subscriptions of one of my university lecturers. She discovered that they were using (first_name, last_name) as a primary key.

  • 12-04-2008 1:11 PM In reply to

    Re: IEEE.org User Registration

    jeffg:

     forget IEEE,, ACM is cheaper and you get more for your membership dollars

    True. Though the IEEE will send you membership offers after joining ACM. By the way, those guys got my surname wrong... they're using my second surname instead of the first, despite me filling both surnames in the "Last Name" field.
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