Why spend hours crafting handmade addition, subtraction, multiplication and division functions when Windows can already do it for you. Or at least, Windows Calculator can do it for you.... So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - ParasiteCalc! A calculator so lazy it outsources all of its calculations. Consider it an example of current business practices... So, rather than be a huge WTF of incomprehensible proportions that's almost impossible to follow, this entry is short and sweet (and completely contained within CalcFunc.cpp)